Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk
Haley Carr:sniffsniff: I agree whole-heartedly! ;) :hands tissue:sniffle:cough:not-sniffle: Thanks :)
Remember Cedric Diggory: Wow that's coolios! Not cheerios…COOLIOS. I've never actually had a cream puff, hmm…Thanks for the reviewy!
Avalon Estel: YAY! I am…un…unloved. Un-unloved! MWAHAHAHA.
Ash Vault Rose Garden: Who's MacGuyver? Is that another Star Trek thing? I don't know much about Star Trek, I just needed a random name and/or word. Hehe.
Faint Hate: I find Michael Jackson a bit frightening. XD
SHAME ON ME?
SHAME ON HER!
JK Rowling: Shame on me?
SHAME ON YOU, JK! SHAME!
Draco: Shame on you?
SHAME ON HER!
Draco: Shame on her?
YES!
Yuck, Jell-O. Don't snort it out of your nose again!
Gina: Er…I'm not sure how my story would be an asset to your newspaper…and it would make no sense if Harry Potter and the Something Something Something wasn't printed along with it…but that would make it very long. Also, the site deleted the end of your email address for safety, I'm presuming, so I can't contact you about it…
The-Book-Dragon: Definitely. I'm trying to make the sequel better. Lots of sequels aren't all that great, in fanfiction. And in movies. Thanks :)
A Cute But Pyscho Bunny: WHOA, you hath returned! YOU should write a story with all that crazyness running around your brain, seriously…not to mention the karmas revving around, too, and the yipping dogmas and catmas. Speaking of karma/catma/dogma, could I use it in this chapter? Pleasey pleasey? …Well, you won't even read this until the chapter's up, so I'll just give you credit and hope you won't hate meh. XD
DISCLAIMER: THE KARMA JOKE BELONGS TO A CUTE BUT PYSCHO BUNNY. All other jokes belong to ME!...well, most of them. Some of them. A few. A couple.
Chapter Three: Dude, Where's My Karma?
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Hermione ran over and opened one of the doors to the Great Hall, peeking through suspiciously. Then she squealed in delight.
"IT'S THE REALLY COOL SUBTRACTION!" she shrieked.
"LIKE, OH MY GOD!" Harry yelled, running over and grabbing it from the delivery guy. "IN YO FACE, MAN!" he screamed, slamming the door in the guy's – yes – face.
Hermione shoved Harry and took the box from him, thrusting it over.
"THIS ISN'T MY SUBTRACTION!" Hermione wailed.
"Nope," Dumbledore confirmed, walking over. "It's my karma."
"Your karma?" Ron demanded.
"My karma," Dumbledore repeated.
"His karma?" Hermione asked, confused.
"His karma," Harry agreed.
"Who's karma?" Neville demanded.
"His karma," Hermione said.
"Oh," Neville said.
So Dumbledore jumped into his karma!
"AWAY WE FLY, MY FRIENDS! EVERYBODY GET ON A THESTRAL!" he screeched, starting up the karma. Unfortunately, it didn't fly. It kind of was just a normal karma. And, so, unexpectedly – the karma ran over Hermione's catma.
"YOU RAN OVER MY CROOKSHANKSMA!" Hermione wailed.
"So?" Dumbledore demanded haughtily.
"I dunno," Hermione shrugged.
"EVERYONE GET ON A THESTRAL!" Dumbledore roared, getting impatient and glaring at everyone in the room.
"FINE," Harry pouted, who still wanted to be a young praying mantis.
So everyone got on a thestral. TO SAVE THE HEIRS!
…But Dumbledore got distracted by a block of flying cheese and took them the wrong way.
When they got back to Hogwarts…
THE CAR WAS GONE!
"Dude…" Dumbledore said, his eyes widening. "WHERE'S MY KARMA?"
And somewhere far, far away…Snape was cackling madly. As HE had stolen the precious karma, wakening while the chase for cheese had taken place…but no one knew…YET.
THE END OF CHAPTER THREE
A/N: How will Dumbly survive without his precious karma?
How will Hermione survive without her precious catma?
Will Sirius the dogma be run over by Snape in the karma?
How will they find the heirs?
How will Harry reach his ambition of being a young praying mantis?
And, most importantly…
WHEN WILL SNAPE GET HIS CREAM PUFFS ONCE AND FOR ALL, WITHOUT BEING STOLEN FOR ONCE IN HIS TORTURED LIFE?
Find out next time – or in a few next times – at Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk!
