Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk!

Remember Cedric Diggory: Okay, FINE! The praying mantises shall return! In this chapter, I say! In this very chapter! MWAHAHAHAHA! (Jimmy Choo fancy shoe.)

A Cute But Pyscho Bunny: OMG, you can get hyper off of grapes? YESH! MANIAC WOULD SO WIN OVER ALEXANDER! I hath never seen the Incredibles, I heard it was good, though.

Avalon Estel: I am the ruler of weirdness! Yay!

EE's Skysong: Glad you liked it:) Ooh, St. Jimmy? Like the Green Day song? I lurve Green Day. Jimmy Choo is a shoe store though, thus 'Jimmy Choo fancy shoe'. :)

Naoko Tasaki: Nope, I haven't used that one :) OOH, CUPCAKE! I had a cupcake yesterday. It was, like, the most, like, totally aweshumness cupcake, like, ever.

Ash Vault Rose Garden: STALKER? WHERE! All that jazz! Yeah! Ska! Save Ferris!...yeah.

Faint Hate: You would cry? How very sad! SPRAYABLE CHEESE? KYLE? CHESTER B.? DUCT TAPE! WHERE?

Chapter Siz: Get on with it, woman!

In which people laugh because of other people dying and there are lots of unnecessary songs

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Bl-

"Well?" Harry demanded impatiently, "What did we see!"

Oh, right. The actual story.

They turned around to see…FLAKEY!

"Flakey?" they all asked fearfully.

"Yes," Flakey growled, "Dumbledore didn't have cheese fondue to put on the celery! I guess I'll just grind you up and put you on my crunchy vegetables instead!"

"Is that supposed to be a threat?" Harry demanded, waving around his menacing plastic Green Flame Torch.

"Duh," Flakey said dully.

"Duh? Duh, huh? Duh, you say?" Harry asked angrily.

"Don't provoke him, Harry!" Hermione squealed.

"And you were the one who said to be nice," Ron snorted.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" the cornflake roared, coming up to Ron.

"Nothing," Ron squeaked.

"Be nice, Ron!" Hermione hissed.

"I don't want to," Ron whined.

"I'M HUNGRY!" the cornflake whined. As eating the Trio is off-limits because they're oh-so-obnoxious and wonderful, he ate Neville, who had randomly appeared, instead.

Draco burst out of the bushes, laughing at Neville's bloody remains. Praying mantises danced around Draco!(There're your praying mantises, Remember Cedric Diggory:))

((UNNECESSARY SONG #1))

"'Cause look how things have gotten! And I'll be happy so I won't pretend! And I'll be cheering that you're going down! And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing!" Draco sang, "Ha ha you're dead! And I'm so happy! In loving memory of your demise!"

"SILENCE!" Harry hissed, "YOU'RE AN EVIL PRAT!"

"Thanks," Draco sneered.

"I'm not hungry anymore," Flakey said blankly.

"Good," Ron said nervously.

"LET'S GO FLY OFF ON OUR NONEXISTENT WINGS!" Hermione said, ecstatic, and launched herself into the air.

"Yes, yes, let's!" everyone agreed besides Harry.

Harry yelled, "I want to look around for the heirs HERE!"

"But its scary here," Ron whined.

"I DON'T CARE!" Harry screamed, so he ran off by himself while everyone else swooped around on nonexistent wings.

He soon reached a clearing in the forest.

A girl was singing loudly, dancing around the clearing.

((UNNECESSARY SONG #2))

"Spam! Its pink and its oval! Spam! I buy it at the Mobil! Spam! Made in Chernobyl! Spam!" she sang, "Now, when I was a child, my family was so poor! They didn't have the finer things in life to eat! So we had a plan – in a big blue can, the government substitute for meat!"

"S-P-A-M!" she yelled, "Don't you know its my best friend?"

She stopped, finally noticing Harry. And, finally, he recognized her as she stopped her frenzied dancing.

"Erica?" he demanded.

"Of course," she smirked.

"WHY ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT SPAM?" Voldemort roared, suddenly appearing.

"Because its cool," Erica explained.

"Kids these days," Voldemort grunted.

"Its my best friend!" Erica whined.

"Oh, fine," Voldemort sighed, "Now capture the idiot boy."

"Okay!" Erica agreed, running over and grabbing Harry roughly.

"OW!" Harry screamed. "OWIE! OW! OWWERS!"

"BE QUIET!" Erica yelled.

((UNNECESSARY SONG #3))

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" Voldemort roared, "DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY WAY! STEP UP, STEP UP, STEP UP! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!"

"CAUSE I CAUGHT YA! OH YEAH I DID!" Voldy screamed(My brain is now fried. Whee.).

"You think you're special!" Harry spat, "But I know, and I know, and I know, and we know – that you're NOT!"

"I AM special!" Voldy whined.

"Sorry, dude," Erica sighed, "Gotta break it to you, but you're not."

"I'm not?" Voldemort sniffled, tears forming in his eyes.

"Nope," Erica said simply.

THE END OF CHAPTER SIX

A/N: Anyone who can tell me what any of the unnecessary songs were gets a cookie:)