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Last Time...

Kagome's POV

"I think. But can you answer a question for me?" I asked. They nodded slowly, as if unsure. "Okay, waht's your question?" asked this guy who had long, brown hair and icy blue eyes. He also looked like a wolf.

"Where am I? And who are you guys?" I asked. They all gave me a startled look. I took a deep breath and let it out.

"Better question: Who am I?" I asked. Everyone was dead silent. You couldn't even hear a cricket.


This Time...

Chapter 9 Slutty Clowns.

Inuyasha POV

I sowre my heart stopped beating. What did she mean by 'Who am I?' The bump! Maybe that's what caused her to forget. Hopefully, it's temporary amesia.

"What do you mean by 'Who am I?'. Don't you remember?" asked Tye. We all had a very scary look on our faces.

"Remember what? And where am I? What happened?" Kagome asked so innocently.

"You jackasses." I growled out. "Remember when I told you she had a large bump in her head? Well, that bump must have caused her to have temporary amesia."

"How do you know if it's temporary or permanent?" asked Kohaku. I sighed. Why are humans so complicated? Good thing I'm only half-human.

"Because, demons have better healing abilities. It's very rare for a demon to get amesia. Her memories will be back in less than 2 days." I explained. I faced Kagome and led her to the couch. We all sat down and Lady Kaede gave her a bowl of ramen.

"Eat up, child. Inuyasha, would ye explain everything to my granddaughter. Shippo has fallen asleep and I shall turn in too. All this worrying about ye children has ye tired." Lady Kaede said.

"Lady Kaede, why don't you go to sleep right now. I'll carry Shippo upstairs to his room." Sango offered. Lady Kaede muttered a quick 'Arigato' and went upstairs. Sango picked up Shippo from Kagome's lap, where he had climbed on top and fallen asleep.

"Okay, I finished eating, I'm full, and I want to know what is going on!" Kagome demanded.

"Do you remember anything at all?" asked Miroku. Kagome shook her head.

"Okay, let's start with the basics." Sango said coming downstairs. "Your name is Kagome Angel Higurashi. You are 16 years old and go to Shikon High. You have a little brother named Souta. Souta take it away."

"Of course, Sango." Souta said, sounding like a newscaster. Sango shot him a dirty look and Souta gave her puppy eyes. Kagome and the rest of us laughed. "Kagome, your birthday is on Mrach 14. So, today is January 20. You live here, at the Higurashi Shrine."

So for the next hour, we kept reminding Kagome about her life. A couple of times she was able to finish the sentences, but other than that, nothing had changed. It was finally midnight, and Kouga and Ayame went home. Yuu, Kagura, Tye, Kaguya, and Kanna went to their houses. Sesshomaru had volenteered to drop off Rin. Sango left with Miroku and Kohaku. The only people left were me, Kagome, and Souta.

"Souta, go to sleep. Tomorrow you have school." I told him. Before he could protest, Kagome gave him puppy eyes. "Please Souta. I will feel better knowing that your sleeping and not having to fuss over me." Souta reluctently agreed.

"Fine, but don't do anything I wouldn't do." he said, winking as he climbed up the stairs.

"HENTAI!" Kagome and I yelled. I threw him a pillow as he laughed his way up the steps. "It must run in the family. After all, that guy who looks like us was a big pervert." Kagome said, remembering the times he groped the girls that night.

"I wondered why hasn't he gotten a coma from all the hitting that Sango gives him. Sango has very powerful and painful hits." I said, remembering when Sango punched me hard when I said that she loved Miroku.

"Who knows. Maybe you should start going home, Puppy." Kagome said. I froze. "What did you call me?" I asked.

"Puppy." she said. Kagome started to get tears in her eyes. "You're mad at me, aren't you? Gomen, please don't be mad at me." I relaxed and chuckled.

"Kagome, you stupid girl. Puppy was the nickname that you gave before you got amesia. I was hoping that you're rememebering bit by bit." Kagome sighed and soon fell asleep. I carried her to her room and set her down on her bed. I set her alarm to 6:50 and kissed Kagome on the forehead.

"Goodnight, my angel." I whispered as I closed her door. I went back to my house. I saw Sesshomaru standing in my doorway with a smirk on his face. "Fuck off Fluffy." was all I said. I went to sleep, not even bothering to change out of my clothes.


X- Next Morning Kagome's POV.

RING!RING!RING!RING!RI-

The cries were interrupted by my fist slamming down on the off button. My fist must have slammed to hard, because my Happy Bunny alarm clock was smashed to pieces.

"Whoops, I guess i don't even know my own strenght." I said as I went to the bathroom.

"You know Nii-chan, talking to yourself isn't very healthy." a kid said. What was his name again. Soso? Touta? Souta! There you go.

"I've heard that before. But where?" I said to myself, tapping my chin.

"Um, sis, you're going to be late for school." Souta said. "OH SHIT!" I yelled as I went into the bathroom, turned on the shower, stripped out of my pjs, and got inside the shower.

The water was nice and warm. In 15 minuted flat I was out of the bathroom and made my way to my room. (She used her nose to guide her). I decided to wear dark blue crago pants, a black shirt that says 'You say crazy as if it's a bad thing!', black socks, and black and blue Chucks. I had tied my hair in a high ponytail, and I put on all of my earrins, tongue peircing, and 2 lip peircings. I took out my belly button ring, and 2 of my lip rings. (Kagome has 4 lip peircings). For some strange reason, my instics told me to cover my arms. So I put on dark blue fishnets on my arms. (Explanation later.)

I went downstairs to find Inuyasha. For some strange reason, he was the only one I remembered about.

"Hey Puppy. What are you doing here?" I asked. Souta laughed at the nickname, but I flunged a spoon at him. He dogded it. "Damn youkia reflexes." I cursed. Inuyasha and Souta laughed.

"I'm here to take you to school. Sandman, where are Kagome's keys to her bike?" he asked Souta.

"I thought his name was Souta." I said. Inuyasha chuckled.

"Sandman is his nickname." he told me. Why would someone have a nickname like that? "His nickname is Sandman is because once when he was little, he sprayed dust all over you and Miroku and you guys fell asleep. Hence the name, Sandman." Inuyasha explained as if he read my thoughts.

"Oooohhhh!" I said. "Let me eat, and then we'll leave." I said as I got some eggs. "NNOO!" Souta, Inuyasha, Lady Kaede, and Shippo said at the same time.

"What?" I asked. "Ye do not eat meat. Ye are a vegeterian. If ye would eat meat, then ye, child, shall be thirsty for blood." Lady Keade explained to me. Instead, I got some Raisin Bran and ate.

"So, Sandman, where are the keys to Kagome's bike?" Inuyasha asked.

"Which bike?" he asked me. How many bikes do I have?

"The red, black, and silver one with dragons and skulls." he said. Souta gasped.

"No one is allowed to ride that bike. Kagome will skin you alive if you take that bike." he said. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Fine, fine. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Show me her other bikes." Inuyasha said. I chuckled. Some how, I thought giggling was a little too girly. Souta took us to the garage. He pushed a button and the biggest door out of the 4 opened up. Inside there were hundreds of bikes, literally.

"Take your pick." Souta said as if he said this everyday. "Woah, baby! How many bikes are there?" I exclaimed.

"Last time I checked, there were over 400 bikes." Souta said.

"Why so many?" Inuyasha and I asked at the same time.

"More than half belonged to dad. A couple were Zume's and some other ones were Keba's. Two or three belong to Nichole. The rest, you have bought or constructed." Souta said. "So, Inuyasha take your pick."

"I choose that one." Inuyasha said, pionting a claw at a bike that was red and had black flames in the back. Plus, there was a skull with a silver rose in front.

"Nice choice. That's Kagome's second most favorite bike." Souta said as he got the bike out of the parking space and handed Inuyasha the keys.

"Why is that other bike so important ot Kagome?" Inuyasha asked. Souta's eyes were covered by his bangs.

"My dad had that bike custom made for her. He was going to give it to her for her 15th birthday." Souta said sadly. Inuyasha noticed the sadness and dropped the subject.

"Okay, anyways, how are you going to get to school?" Inuyasha asked.

"Well, I haven't stretched my legs in awhile. I'll run." Souta said. "Alone?" Inuyasha asked again.

"What are you my mother?" Souta teased. Inuyasha shook his head. "Kagome will kill me if she finds out that something happened to her brother, literally!" Souta laughed.

"I'm taking Ken and Kohaku is also coming. I gotta go or I'll be late. You guys should start leaving as well. Ja Ne!" Souta said as Ken, the dragon, came and Souta mounted him. I saw Souta leave and I waved.

"We better get going or we'll be late." Inuyasha said as he started the motorcycle. I nodded as Inuyasha mounted the bike, and I mounted it right after him. Then he took off.

"Wait, Inuyasha. What about those people that were with me yesterday?" I asked. Inuyasha laughed.

"We'll meet those crackheads at school."

"Okay, where is school?"

"You'll see soon. Oh, and those people who you are talking about are your friends. Miroku, the hentai, he's your cousin. Sango, has grown to be like your sister. Miroku and Sango love each other. Sesshomaru, or Fluffy, is my older brother. He likes Rin and Rin likes him back. Unfortuanetly, these idiots don't know the others' feelings.

"There's also Kouga and Ayame, two wolf demons who are going out. Tye, a inu-youkia and Kaguya, a dragon, have already mated along wiht Yuu, a dragon, and Kagura, a wind sorceress. We're here by the way." Inuyasha said.

We got off the bike and saw a group of people comnig over. They were the same people who were at the shrine last night.

"Hey Red! Hey Angel!" they said. Inuyasha and I shared a look.

"Did you people practice that or something?" I asked. They laughed as they guided me to my locker. "I'm serious, did you practice that or not?" I asked/screamed as we went throught the halls.

"Answer me goddammit!" I screamed louder. People in the halls stopped what they were doing to stare at me.

"What. Don't be jealous because I have a life and you bitches don't." I told them. Miroku, Tye, and Yuu laughed.

"Now that's the Angel we remember." Tye said. The bell rang and everyone split in different directions. I felt like a lost puppy.

"Puppy, where do we go now?" I asked. He was the only one who stayed. "Class." was his oh-so smart reply. We got to class and saw that most of the people that were my friends were there.

"Oi, why didn't you guys wait for us?" Inuyasha demanded as we sat down. The teacher was late. They laughed.

"We thought it would be fun for you two to have some alone time." Sango said. I blushed.

"You know, you and 'Roku are perfect for each other." I smirked at Sango's reaction, a red face.

"That's a nice shade of red. What's it called?" I asked. Inuyasha and I laughed. "Somewhere I heard of that. But where?" I aked myself.

"That's what I told you when-" Miroku began.

"Inuyasha was complimenting me." I finished.

"I think she might be remembering all over again." Sesshomaru said. Inuyasha and I coffed.

"No shit, Serlock." Inuyasha and I said at the same time.

"Elementary, Watson, Elementary." was his rely.

"HEY! Are you calling me fat?" I asked.

"Your not fat." Inuyasha said. But added, "Just big boned." The others laughed.

"I wouldn't be talking if I were you." I shot back.

"And exactly what is that supposed to mean?" he asked.

"What are you stupid as well as fat?"

"Ah, lovers' first quarrel." MIroku said in a French accent. Inuyasha and I looked at him and turned away blushing. Sango hit him really hard. We kept talking until the teacher came.


X-Lunch (Too lazy to write about other classes.)

"Okay, I'm bored." I declared as we stood in line to get the poison that these people call lunch.

"You're always bored. Every 5 minutes, if you aren't doing anything that has to do with moving, you're bored." Miroku stated. It was our turn to get lunch.

"OKay, I want a chicken ceaser slad, hold the chicken. A hot potatoe with sour cream and butter, and french fries with ranch on the side. If you don't have ranch, buttermilk sauce will be perfectly fine. Oh, and to drink a Strawberry soda would be nice. (I LOVE STRAWBERRY SODA!)." I told the lunch lady. She just stared at me and put a green and brown glob on my plate.

I winked at her and said, "Thanks, you're a doll." I left and everyone behind me laughed. When I got to the table my tray was yanked out of my hands. Sango was opening my milk cartoon. Inuyasha pulled my chair. The rest were trying, and I emphasis, trying to make my food eatable.

"Guys," I said. They ignored me and continued. "Guys," I said louder. Nothing. Not even crickets.

"GUYS!" I yelled. All of their heads snapped up. "I have amesia, not stupidity. There's a difference. Learn it!" I said as if I was explaining this to a 2 year-old. They laughed. Suddenly a shriek/screach interrupted the gang.

"IINNUU-BBAABBEE!" some piercing voice screached. We heard heels clicking. Thne this girl...er...guy...er I don't know what it was, but I was scared.

"AAAHHHH!" I screamed as I hid behind Sango's chair. Everyone in the cafeteria looked at me.

"Kags, what's wrong?" Inuyasha asked me. I pointed a shaky claw at the thing.

"Inuyasha, I scared." I whispered. He crouched down to where I was crouched and hugged me. I heard the others trying hard not to laugh.

"Why is she scary?"

"It's a she?" I asked as we stood up. She looked at me and I hid behind Inuyasha. "Puppy, I'm really scared of clowns. Especially slutty ones." I said eyeing her outfit, or what looked like underclothes. She had a shirt that ended right below her breast, not that she had any. Her pink skirt ended and inch below her flat ass. She had a flat saggy stomache. Miroku had described her like that to me a while back. Oh, and she had make-up caked on her face and her dull-looking, grayish, straight hair was in a low ponytail.

"What did you call me?" she shrieked. I winced and so did every other demon.

"Do you call that shrieking or screaching?" I asked. I put an innocent look on my face. Inuyasha was trying hard not to laugh.

"What?" she screached.

"What, are you deaf as well as a slut?" i asked. She widen her eyes. "What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" Kids were laughing.

"You bitch!" she screamed.

"Sweetheart, I might be an inu-hanyou, but I'm not claimed." I said smartly.

"You, you whore!" she replied.

"If you want a whore, then go look into the mirror." I shot at her. She staggered back. She tried to have a puty look on her face, but sadly my friends, she failed miserably.

"Inu-babe, did you hear what that thing called me." she said as she walked towards Inuyasha, hoping he would hug her.

"Yeah, I did. And heck, I'm proud of her." he smirked. I rolled my and made my way to my seat.

"Nice slutty clown. I'm just going to my seat. Nice calm, slutty clown. Or do you prefer slutty bulldog. I mean, it is your life's dream to screw every guy you met. Am I right, or am I right?" I said. People laughed at the slut, who was turning red.

"Look, Kikyo, I don't have time for this. Leave us alone and we'll kick your whorey ass later." Inuyasha sighed. So the bitches name is Kikyo.

"Yes, Kinky Hoe, leave us alone." I said as Inuyasha took a seat next to me. We were in a U-table. Inuyasha and I were in the lower part of the U. Kikyo got mad and walked towards us.

"But, Inu-poo, I thought you loved me." Kikyo pouted. I laughed until I cried.

"Inu-poo? And what was that? A sour-face?" I laughed. Inuyasha growled.

"Kikyo, I told you to stop calling me those nicknames. We're through. I broke up with you when I found Naraku screwing your brains out."

"Wait, she has a brain?" I asked. Others laughed.

"But, you said you loved me. Or do you love that half-breed next you to." Kikyo sneered at me.

"Okay, Kikyo, 1) I might have loved you, but now I don't. 2) If you insult Kagome, you insult me. I am also a half-breed like her. Insult her one more time, I'll give you a reason to go to the hospital. And 3) this has nothing to do ith Kagome." Inuyasha replied in a mono-tone.

"Prove it. If you kiss me, then that means you love me. But you kiss that thing next to you, I'll leave you alone and accept that you got over me." Kikyo said smirking. She thought she got us? Well, she was wrong. Inuyasha shrugged and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Kikyo laughed.

"That doesn't work. You have to kiss her, mouth to mouth. Or in her case, mouth to trap." Kikyo smirked. The others, except Sesshomaru gasped. I felt myself blushing and Inuyasha was turning pink.

"What? Tom much of cowards?" Kikyo asked. Inuyasha growled. I joined him. "Prove it." she said. Inuyasha looked at me and pressed his lips against mine. I gasped and he entered my mouth with his tomgue. He brushed his tongue against my fangs, and I did the same with my tongue and his fangs. We finally pulled apart for some much needed air.

The students around us started to whistle and clap. Kikyo got red in the face and left.

"Man, only less than a week here, and already my cousin is lip-locking with my best friend. Next thing you know, we find them in the janitors closet, caught up in hot steamy sex." Miroku said.

"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha and I yelled. Sango slapped him unconcious. I began to feel light-head. Inuyasha noticed this. I saw his lips moved. I wanted to ask him what did he say. I felt darkness consume me as I fell.

The last thing I remembered was Inuyasha screaming my name and catching me.


THERE YOU GO. CHAPTER 9 IS UP. SORRY IF CHAPTER IS WAY TOO SHORT, BUT THAT'S HOW I HAD IT PLANNED OUT. OH, AND WHEN KAGOME WAS FEELING LIGHT HEADED, INUYASHA WAS ASKING HERE IF SHE WAS OKAY. THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! I LOVE YOU INUYASHA! CHAPTER 10 IS COMING UP. JA NE!