Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk

Chapter Ten: IT'S CEDRIC.

"Just kidding," Cedric laughed hysterically.

Harry's eyes continued to be large as saucers. "CEDRIC! IT'S YOU!"

Then a group of rampaging dollar bills and dancing Euros traveled across the landscape.

"Holy crap, I'm an idiot," GOF-time Ron said, bewildered.

"Holy crap, he's an idiot," Hermione gasped.

"Holy crap, I used to be an idiot!" HBP-time Ron screamed.

"Holy crap, Ron is still an idiot!" Harry said loudly and swooned.

"What the hell is going on?" Cedric demanded.

"HOLY CRAP!" GOF-Ron shrieked, "IT'S CEDRIC!"

Cho finally got the gist of all this screaming and fainted.

"NOOOOOOO, CHO!" Cedric yelled, "Don't leave me!" So now-ghostly Cedric lifted Cho from the ground and floated away.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE CHO FROM ME, YOU BIG-HEADED HUFFLE PUFFLE!" OOTP-time Harry cried, rushing in.

"Harry, stop being an idiot," Ginny sighed.

"NOOOOO, MY KIMCHEE!" Cho screamed, "CEDRIC YOU IDIOT, WHERE'S MY KIMCHEE?"

"Stop whining, you idiot," Cedric said kindly.

Then everyone was suddenly in a gigantic fish.

"Why are we in a fish?" randomly-appearing-Neville demanded.

"I don't know," Hermione said, weeping, "I just don't know."

"Do not weep, fair maiden!" Ron said heroically, "For I am here!"

"This is sooooooo pointless!" Harry whined, "We're supposed to be looking for the heirs!"

"Who cares?" Ron asked, "We're in a gigantic fish! How about them apples?"

"What apples?" Harry said blankly, "Oh, forget about it! I'm going on my OWN!"

So he Apparated and stuff, into the Forbidden Forest!

"Huh?" Harry said, "I thought I was going to the pizza place!"

"TOO BAD!" screeched a Jarvey. "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

"Wow! It's a weird weasel!" Harry said enthusiastically, and did the weasel dance. Whoa, man!

Suddenly, Mandy strolled through the Forest.

"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow—HARRY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU SPONGY FREAK?" she hollered.

"How dare you accuse me of being spongy!" Harry gasped, "I feel so insulted!"

"TOO BAD!" screamed the Jarvey again.

"You're coming with me!" Mandy said, grabbing Harry's arm and pulling him further and further into the depths of the Forest, despite his attempts to bribe her with cheese.

"Here we go again," Harry groaned.

THE END…of THE LONG-AWAITED CHAPTER TEN!