At Wawanakwa Island the producers had asked the staff to meet at the island so Chris would be able to give them their orientation, by the campfire there was a crowd of different people and Chef all there to work on the show. Soon enough Chris showed up in a helicopter that was carrying a bus, he then dropped the bus right on top of where the people were.
Chef: INCOMING!
They all panic and run out the way, and then the bus crashes right into the ground but still in one piece and then Chris lands his helicopter and walks up to the staff who seem really angry.
Chris: I must say I'm pretty proud of my skills
Chef: YOU ALMOST KILLED US!
Chris: I meant I was good at flying not dropping (said sarcastically) anyway I welcome you to Wawanaka Island so if everyone would please board the bus
They all got onto the bus but most of them were starting to fear for their lives.
Chris was giving them all a tour of the island and while doing so he started to speak into the bus's microphone and telling them what to do while here.
Chris: okay could all the interns please raise your hands (they raise their hands) okay your main job is help set up challenges, test them out and make sure yours truly looks his best for TV
Intern 1: excuse me but is testing the challenges dangerous
Chris: oh yeah totally
Intern 2: but we will get full health care for any injuries we go through right
Chris: absolutely only the best for me, the rest of you…eh
Intern 3: but obviously we won't die right
Chris: oh yeah but who knows what will happen
The interns gulp and start to worry.
Chris then started to address the camera crew.
Chris: okay could all the camera crew please raise your hands (they raise their hands) alright your job is very easy all you have to do is follow the contestants around while filming them and recording the sound of course
Crew 1: hang on aren't there already cameras everywhere on this island
Chris: yes, but we need you to get good shots of the contestants doing dangerous challenges
Crew 2: hey wait a minute are we going to get hurt while filming them doing the dangerous stuff
Chris: maybe you never know
The camera crew start to worry as well.
Soon enough the tour of the island was over then Chris had brought everyone to a bunch of run down rusty old RVs and trailers.
Chris: here is where you will be living throughout the show
Everyone was disgusted by the living arrangements and Chef completely sick of it.
Chef: okay all this sucks, I mean we can't live in a place like this
Chris: well too bad you're contract states that this is sufficient living requirements besides Chef I haven't shown you your living space and given your orientation yet
Chef: I don't like where this is going
Chris and Chef get into a jeep and drive away from the other staff.
Chris takes Chef to a really big luxurious cabin almost like a mansion.
Chef: wow is this mine
Chris: no this is my cabin, yours is right there
Chef looks to the side to a smaller but also nice cabin; he goes inside to see it looks really nice and much better looking than the staff camp.
Chef: wow all this for me
Chris: yep, as my assistant you get almost as good perks as me, oh and your job is to also provide food for the campers
Chef: sounds easy enough oh but about health care
Chris: you get full health care my friend unlike the other crew, now let's pick up the rest of the staff and get outta here
Chef: luxury cabin and torturing teenagers, this is going to be a good summer
