Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or it's characters that would be JKR, I am just borrowing them for a while to have my way with them, then return them to JKR in one piece.

Summary: Hermione Granger is on a mission of conquest and her target is one Harry Potter. Just some nice smut for you folks, HP/HG

I am so sorry for he delay, I was cramming for finals, yuck!

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Harry had hoped that a nice hot shower would take away some of his stress, if anything it had made it worse. The shower had effectively woken Harry up. He had been so tired, especially after his row with Ron, but now he knew that he would get little sleep tonight. He went into is room and climbed up on his bed looking around the room. All of his roommates seamed to be asleep. Ron and Neville were snoring, Dean was thrashing around and Seamus was perfectly still. God how Harry hated all of them! They had such perfect lives, or at least such boring lives. They were not kept awake by their thoughts and they were not awoken by their nightmares. Harry wished for a boring life, how he would treasure it! No maniacs running around in your dreams, no girls confusing the hell out of you and no meddling best mates. With a groan, Harry launched himself out of his bed and grabbed his invisibility cloak and closed the drapes around his bed. Why stay in bed when he was not going to be sleeping. He was so caught up in his thoughts that he did not notice a pair of eyes following him out of the room. When Harry had left the room, he scurried over to Harry's bed and pulled open the curtains, then opened Harry's trunk and pulled out a blank sheet of parchment. He knew that this was the famous 'Marauders Map'. He placed the still blank parchment on Harry's now exposed bed and dashed back to their own. If everything was going as planned, someone should be here soon they thought with a smirk.

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"Parvati, don't you know when to shut up?" Yelled Lavender.

"What, it is not like they are dating! He is single Lav! S-I-N-G-L-E! So back off!" Said Parvati in a clam voice.

"You back off Parvati! We all know that Mione loves him, why are you deliberately hurting her?"

"I am not! They are not together! If she cared that much, she should tell him that!"

Hermione was sitting on her bed, watching her roommates fight about her love life, or lack there of. Lavender was screaming at Parvati, both standing up in each other's faces. Ok, enough was enough. They had been screaming at each other for the past ten minutes and they had not said anything new, just repeating the same old thing.

"Ladies, enough already!" Shouted Hermione, the two girls immediately quitted and looked at Hermione. "Thank you. Lav, I know that you are just defending me, but you are wasting you breath. Parvati is right, we are not dating and she did nothing wrong."

"Mione, Parvati is a tra..." Started Lavender but Hermione quickly silenced her.

"Lav, don't, okay, just don't. Parvati was not doing anything wrong."

"Yes she was, she was hurting you!"

"I did not mean to!"

"I know that Parvati, but you did. You did hurt my feelings by hitting on Harry."

"Well that is not my fault that Hermione does not act on her feelings!" Injected Parvati.

With a small grin Hermione answered before Lavender could. "You know what Parvati, you are absolutely right. You have been confused about the status of mine and Harry's relationship. But do not worry ladies, I am about to make this situation very clear. Goodnight!" With that, Hermione breezed past them both and headed out of the room.

"Where the hell does she think she is going?" Said a bewildered Lavender.

With a huge smile, Parvati turned back to Lavender.

"What is that smile for? My gods, you enjoyed hurting Hermione didn't you! You are so evil!"

"Be quiet Lav, just trust me, okay? All will be reveled in time."

"Rubbish, complete rubbish! I am going after her, move Parvati."

"Lav, just trust me okay, do not go after her. Just give me a few minutes and I will tell you everything."

"Fine, but then I am going after her."

"If you still want to you can, but I have a feeling that you won't want to."

Lavender gave Parvati another look of hatred, but did not make a move for the door. Parvati calmly sat down on her bed waiting for the signal.

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Hermione quickly made her way across the deserted Gryffindor common room and made her way up the stair cases that led to the boy's dormitories. Since there were no wards stopping a girl from entering a boy's room, she was able to enter Harry's bed room. She quietly entered the room and jumped when she heard a loud snore. Laughing at herself, she realized that it was Ron's snore that scared her. God help his poor future wife! No wonder Harry is always in the common room during the night! She started to laugh at her own joke, but quickly quieted down. When she calmed herself down, she made her way over to Harry's bed and was surprised to see it empty. She was just walked through the common room and she did not see him! Wait a minute, she did not see him that does not mean that he was not there! Hermione rushed over to Harry's trunk and opened it. She looked through it frantically, but she did not see his invisibility cloak. That git, why did he let me walk right past him when it was obvious that I was headed to his room! Hermione was about to storm out when a sheet of parchment caught her eye. The Marauders Map was lying on Harry's bed. She picked it up and said the phrase that would expose the map to her. She flipped to the Gryffindor Tower and was surprised that she did not see Harry's name in the common room. So where was he? She leafed through the map, stopping on some of Harry's favorite hang out spots. Harry was not in Dumbledore's office, the Room of Requirements, Hagrid's hut or the Forbidden Forrest. With a sigh Hermione threw the map on the ground. He was not on the map! Would he have left Hogwarts? No, Harry could not be that foolish. She glanced at the map on the floor and a moving figure caught her eye. She picked up the map and was surprised to see Harry's name. He was making his way up the Astronomy Towers. Of course, why hadn't she looked there. With the map still in her hand, she dashed out of Harry's bedroom and made her way to the Astronomy Tower. She left in such a hurry that she also did not see the pair of eyes that followed her every move.

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"Parvati enough waiting for your 'signal'. Hermione could be really upset right now!"

"Lav, give it two more minutes."

"What difference would that make? Come on, what is going..."

She never got to finish her thought. A loud clank was heard at their window. Parvati smiled and rushed to the window.

"Parvati, what the hell was that? We are ten floors up!"

Parvati did not answer her, instead she opened up a window and a figure sailed in on a broomstick. Lavender jumped back in surprise and moved away from the figure that was landing near her bed. The figure threw off their clock and Lavender gasped.

"Seamus? What the hell are you doing here? This is the girl's rooms, no boys are supposed to be in here!"

"Well duh Lav! I cannot get up the stairs, so I flew in the window."

"Listen here you wanker..."

"Sush Lav! Well Seamus, what happened?"

"It went perfectly, we could not have planned it any better."

"Wait, what? What have you two been planning?"

"I am surprised Lav, all the guys say that you are smart and beautiful, but you are not being very intelligent now are you?"

"What do you mean? Tell me, what have you two been up too? Wait, all the guys think that I am beautiful?"

"Lav, concentrate here, you are worried about Hermione." Laughed Parvati.

"Oh, right. Well, are you going to tell me?"

Seamus and Parvati exchanged looks before silently deciding that Parvati would be the one to explain it. "Okay Lav, here it is. I do not like Harry, I was only flirting with him to get Hermione upset. Now before you start yelling again, here me out. This morning, before you and Hermione woke up, Seamus told me that he over heard Harry telling Ron that he kissed Hermione but had pushed her away. The two left the tower before Seamus could over hear anything else. When he told me that, we both realized that Harry and Hermione both loved each other, but were both too stupid to act on it. We decided to help them along."

"Yea, see I knew that Harry was being an idiot regarding Hermione, but I also knew that he loved her. We knew that neither one of them were going to act on their feelings anymore since Harry had refused her so we knew that action needed to be taken. Parvati decided that she was going to make Hermione enraged with jealously, hoping that she could push her far enough to make her react. Well that obviously worked."

"I'll say Seamus, she bolted out of here like a bat out of hell."

"Wait a minute here, wait one minute. So you were just doing that to piss Hermione off? To make her go after Harry? It was all an act?"

"Yup."

"Wow, you are a good actress!"

"Thanks Lav. But back to the topic at hand, Seamus what happened?"

"Well Harry could not fall asleep after his row with Ron, just like we predicted, so he grabbed his invisibility cloak and left. I then put his map on top of his bed so Hermione would see it when she barged in. She did not see it at first, but she rummaging through his trunk looking for his invisibility cloak. When she saw it missing, she knew that he had left. She was about to leave herself when the map caught her attention. It looks like she did not find him at first because she threw it down on the ground. I almost jumped up and grabbed the map myself to find him and force her to get him, but the map must have fallen open to the page of his location because she grabbed it up and bolted out of the room."

"Amazing, you two are good! Why didn't you let me in on your plan? I could have helped."

"Lav, I love you and all, but the less you knew, the less you could screw things up because you cannot act dear."

Lavender began to pout which caused Seamus and Parvati to burst out laughing. They then grabbed each other into a hug and jumped up and down, Their little plan had worked, now if only Harry and Hermione would stop being so stupid.

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Hermione glanced at the map for the thousandth time since leaving Gryffindor Tower. She wanted to make sure that she did not run into any professors along the way. That was all she needed. Even though she was allowed to roam the corridors at night, thanks to her title as Head Girl, she did not want to have to lie. She was so nervous about Harry, she was sure that any professor that caught her would question her on her state. She had not talked to Harry since last night when he kissed her, and she was anxious it was not even funny.

So here was the Head Girl, running though the corridors in the middle of the night wearing nothing but her pajamas and slippers. Damn that Harry Potter, why did he have to leave his room. She approached the Astronomy Tower and began to climb the stairs. Harry was of course at the very top. After a long climb, she reached the top of the tower. She looked out over the tower roof and did not see anyone, but she knew he was there, she could feel him. She pulled out the map, and sure enough, Harry was just around the corner about 20 feet away. She caught her breath and made her way over to him. When she turned the corner, she still did not see him, but she knew that he was there, thanks to the map. She made her was over to him and she still did not see any movement, he must not have heard her.

"Harry". She said, trying not to startle him. He jumped up and removed his cloak and had his wand drawn. So much for not startling him. "Harry, it is me."

"Oh, sorry Hermione, I did not hear you." Harry responded. He lowered his wand and sat back down.

"Well that is obvious." Said Hermione, trying to lighten the mood. Her only response was a snicker from Harry. Well at least that went right. She sat down next to him and locked up to the stars. It was a full moon tonight and the whole school seamed to be illuminated by the light. The sat in silence for a few minutes, neither one daring to talk first. After a few more minutes, Hermione could not stand it anymore.

"Harry we need to talk."

"Oh, okay. Talk, talk about what?"

And there was silence again. Hermione had no idea what to say, she had rushed up here so fast because of Parvati, and had not thought out what she wanted to say.

"It is a full moon tonight. Professor Lupin must be having fun." Commented Harry when it was obvious that Hermione was not going to answer him.

Hermione heard what Harry was saying and realized that he was trying to defuse the situation and not talk about 'them'.

"Harry, I feel bad about Professor Lupin, but you know what I want to talk about."

"Oh, right. That"

"Oh yes, that."

To be continued...

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GEMHULL, thank you so much fo the review. I am so glad that you love this. I hope you still love it, even though it took me a while to update it. Love you!

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And then there was SARAHRULES366, see, now you have your name in stuff! Wow, thanks you so much for your review, it meant so much to me, I am glad that I could touch you. And the reason that I had Ron say that line is because I knew that he would not normally say something like that, so I had him being overly melodramatic to get his point across. Does that make sense? I hope so, love you, keep reading!

And finally, MISSMCWEIR, thank you so much for your review! That was exactly what I was going for-an emotional roller coaster that almost derailed. But Ron, being the good friend that he is, stepped in and forced them together, in a way. I hope that you enjoyed this chapter. Parvati and Seamus getting in on the fun! Love ya!

And I have a question, how 'dirty' can I get on here? Can I have a full out sex scene, or do I have to beat around the bush a bit? Does anyone know? Thanks!