Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible.
Dr. Drakken was shocked.
How could anyone, even Shego, do something so heartless?
"Shego!" he yelled. "Get over here!"
"What is it now, Dr. D?" Shego asked as she strolled into the room, her tone betraying her boredom.
"I thought we had an agreement!" Drakken said.
"Agreement? What are you talking about?"
"Well, it wasn't exactly a written or spoken agreement, but still, I thought it to be obvious enough that it never needed to be brought up."
"Look, would you mind just telling me what you're talking about?"
"What am I talking about?" Drakken cried. "You want to know what I'm talking about? You took the last cookie from the cookie jar and didn't refill it!"
"Wha... I didn't touch your cookies. And even if I did, why should I be responsible for baking more? I don't do baking. I don't look good in an apron," Shego said, glaring at her employer, remembering a certain incident involving mind control chips.
Drakken edged away nervously. "Well, you don't necessarily have to actually bake them yourself," he said. "Storebought would be just fine."
"For the last time, Dr. D, I did not eat any of your stupid cookies."
"Look, there are only two people who could have done it, and I know it wasn't me, so it must've been you. And I insist that you take responsibility for it, and make sure that-- ack!"
Dr. Drakken was cut off by a ball of plasma whizzing past him. He backed away. "
"Now, Shego, let's be reasonable..."
Shego replied with another blast of plasma.
Drakken realized that a diplomatic discussion was not going to work. He started running, and managed to make it to the hovercar. In an oft practiced maneuver, he started it up and blasted off. He would come back after Shego had calmed down a bit.
"I suppose I'll head to Smarty Mart and see if they have any cookies," he sighed.
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Ron munched happily on the delicious chocolate chip cookie. "Who knew villains had such good taste in cookies?" he said to Rufus. "Now, let's go report to Kim. It's always useful to know where your enemies are." He took another bite. "Now, if only I had some milk..."
