Though Total Drama Island was ready to go, and the contestants would be here in a few hours the producers of the show asked Chris to do a quick check on the resort "Playa Des Loser" for the booted off players, right now he had just arrived at the resort to make sure everything was set up and ready. As he docked up the boat where he was then greeted by a young brunette woman wearing a blue uniform.
Chris: hi there Chris Mclean and you must be Emily correct
Emily: that is me
Chris: good, now I'm here to do a quick check of the for resort for the producers to make sure everything is up and running because we don't the campers filing lawsuits and other grievances can could possibly ruin the show let alone the company
Emily: oh, so that's why this place was built, as sort've a bribe
Chris: pretty much yeah
Emily: ok well I'll give you a quick tour of everything
Chris: you know we sent an email to trick the contestants saying this is where they'd be staying for the whole show
Emily: but when they get booted off, they'll end up here anyway so you've…
Chris: yep, I found a loop hole
First Emily showed Chris around the outside of the resort first.
Emily: around our dock area we have some lounge chairs for the contestants to relax and we also provide some sailing boats and jet skis in case they want to have some fun on the water
Chris: uhm what happens if they end up taking these back to Wawanakwa Island
Emily: oh, don't worry we have security around the coast between the resort and the island to prevent booted off players interacting with players still competing
She points towards a bunch of sharks wearing police hats and sunglasses.
Chris: okay we've got that covered uhm what's over here
Emily: here's the beach area where we've prepared activities such as surfing, volley ball and even a bonfire
Next Emily takes him up the ramp stairs to main part of the resort at its pool area.
Emily: we have a hot tub and a swimming pool equipped with both a diving board and a swim up tiki-bar and over here is a buffet were we'll provide top quality food for people to enjoy while sititng back on the beach chairs
Chris: good because we don't want them making the cops look into the slop we've been serving at the camp
Emily: why exactly are you serving them that
Chris: our budget for the island was running low after the important and expensive things we added for my special cabin
Emily: oh, that makes total sense (said sarcastically)
Then she gave Chris a tour of the main building.
Chris: before we go to the luxury part we need to prepared for the player's physical health because again we can't risk lawsuits
Emily: don't worry over here we have our med bay to treat any illnesses and injuries caused
Chris: good however what about mental stress
Emily: for that we have a spa ready for them equipped with the best masseuses, steam room and tanning beds
Chris: excellent er but we're also required to have a gym here
Emily: and we do over here is our gym with best exercise equipment and machines not to mention a basketball court, tennis court and a golf
After that Emily gave Chris a tour of the luxury part of the resort
Chris: so is the buffet table by the pool all the resort has to offer
Emily: oh no we have a proper all you can cafeteria serving different foods corresponding with breakfast and lunch
Chris: what about dinner
Emily: ah for dinner we have a five-star restaurant with tables were the food is prepared in front of you and regular ones where it is waited however
Chris: what about entertain
Emily: for day time we have the games room with table tennis, foosball, pool, darts, pinball and other things like that, a lounge area, movie theatre and a night club for the evenings
Finally, Emily showed Chris the living accommodations for everyone's rooms.
Emily: ok last of all here are the rooms for everyone to stay in
Chris: these rooms need to be perfect, if they love them, they won't be in trouble for when they go home
Emily: don't worry these rooms offer a king-sized bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, balconies with a beautiful view, wardrobe with a bathrobe and evening wear for the dinner restaurant and formal activities, large bathroom with a wide variety of amenities, complimentary mini bar, wide flatscreen tv with unlimited channels and movies, room service menu and much more
Chris: they defiantly won't complain about the show after here
Emily: well, I suppose this wraps everything up
Chris: well then, we're defiantly ready for when they get booted off, oh but this is vital they can't contact with the outside world while here we can't risk them revealing spoilers and secrets about the show
Emily: don't worry they communicate with anybody on the outside, and we'll notify their parents telling them their okay and where they are, so they won't worry
Chris: well then, I saw we're officially ready now all we have to do is wait for them to arrive
