This time the Screaming Gophers were sent to the outhouse to decide who's leaving and booted off at the elimination ceremony.
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Owen: we took all the hits and Noah didn't do a thing, so I vote him off
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Gwen: I mean seriously I was still sleep deprived from the Awake A Thon and still competed all Noah did was just sit there reading his dumb book, so I vote Noah off
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Cody: first Noah kisses my ear for no reason which is creepy and then he constantly criticises us for not showing team spirit what a hypocrite, so I vote him off
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Trent: the little shrimp just constantly mocks everyone and heck he even faked being passed out so Owen would carry him back to the mess hall, so I vote Noah off
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Heather: what is this deal Noah does know that this is a competition right, so I vote him off
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Beth: I mean dose he even do that at school I bet he gets picked on at school I vote him off
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Justin: I swear three minutes alone with that chump and he'll be wedgied so bad his underwear would be strapped on his head, so I vote Noah off
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Leshawna: skinny little boy just sat there doing nothing he gotta learn some respect, so I vote Noah off
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Izzy: huh oh yeah, I'm voting Noah off also check it out I can do musical arm farts…
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Lindsay: Noah was so mean and didn't do a thing, I vote him off
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Noah: it's obvious that Lindsay should be voted off I mean she was absent for the half the game and took a dozen hits on purpose for the Bass's Jock, so I vote her off
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Once everyone had cast their votes Chris checked to see who had the most votes so then he got on his phone to call Emily.
Chris: hey it's Chris Noah's the next one's coming…I know but he didn't even participate…he just sat there with his book and just mocked everyone
As Noah left the island on the boat of losers, he tried to act like he didn't need the show but, on the inside, he was terrified on how his siblings would ridicule him. Soon enough though he ended up gazing upon the resort and saw Emily waiting at the docks. When Chef docked up Noah got off and actually couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Noah: ok what is this
Emily: welcome Noah to our five-star resort Playa De Loser
Noah: ok am I being pranked, real funny and mature Chris but no one's laughing
Emily: I assure you Noah you are not being pranked this is where booted off contestants go until the end of summer
Noah: well then alright I got to be on tv and enjoy this place, what's the catch
Emily: no catch, we just can't send you home until the show is over and until then you are staying here and free to enjoy everything this resort has to offer
Noah: well, I'd be an idiot to pass this up I guess
As they reached the pool area Noah saw Eva jogging around the resort and Ezekiel relaxing in the hot tub, when Eva passed through she noticed Noah and decided to gloat.
Eva: well well it seems Mr Genius got voted off (said sarcastically)
Noah: well for your information they realised how smart I was and that I was going to…
Emily: from what Chris said he didn't participate at all and was voted off for doing nothing while his team did all the work (Noah looks at her disgustedly) I'm sorry I couldn't help
Eva: ha I knew it
Noah: just take me to my room (said annoyedly)
Emily brough Noah to his room where he thought to himself that he was going to enjoy his time here.
Noah: sweet digs and all for me
Emily: exactly everything is complimentary, call me if you need anything
As Emily left Noah grabbed a soda from the mini fridge then went onto the balcony and leaned on the rail while gazing at the moon.
Noah: let's think long term most likely my siblings will ridicule me for this so I better make my stay here worth it (drinks the soda)
