At entertainment productions Total Drama Island's six producers were talking amongst themselves on what the fifth challenge would be.
Producer 1: okay everyone do we have any ideas for a new challenge to put the contestants through
Producer 2: I'm afraid not
Producer 3: same here I couldn't think of anything
Producer 4: yeah I'm afraid this is harder than we thought
Producer 5: I've little preoccupied at home lately
Producer 6: oh, is everything alright
Producer 5: yeah I just promised my kids I'd take them camping so I was busy yesterday buying camping gear
Producer 1: hang on a minute you just gave me a brilliant idea; the contestants are at a summer camp but they're technically not even camping
Producer 4: I see they're next challenge will be for them to camp in the woods for the night
Producer 6: but there needs to be more to it though
Producer 3: how about a race, both teams go into the woods for night at a different location and the first one back wins
Producer 2: oh, but let's make it more interesting we should make them camp out in the most dangerous area of the forests
Meanwhile on Wawanakwa Island Chris was in the middle of having a massage by a really buff tanned guy in a white suit, but just then he got a phone call.
Chris: take five Hernando (he leaves, and Chris grabs his phone) Mclean on the phone…camping, I'm surprised you didn't come up with that sooner…alright I'll have the interns scout out the woods for the most dangerous area
Chris walks out his cabin and grabs his bullhorn.
Chris: all interns report to the campfire pit
Once all the interns arrive, Chris stands next to large map of the island but with lines diving it into sections
Chris: alright everyone we require you all you go into the woods for the scout and scout out the area for the next challenge (the interns start complaining) settle down settle down your doing this no matter alright I'm going to divide you all into groups and each group will report to a different sector of the forest
Chris gave all the interns camping gear and assigned them all a location to campout in and they were all off.
Chef: man, I'd hate to be them right now
Chris: not so fast since we're out of interns I need you scout out and camp in sector eighteen of the forest
Chef: oh, you gotta be kidding me
After a few hours of trekking through the woods Chef finally made his way to where he'll be camping.
Chef: I really hate this show
Soon enough Chef got his tent set up and was roasting a sausage over a campfire, but then he heard a noise come from the dark part of the forest. Chef walked towards the sound only to be attacked by a bat which made him go all over the place and once he got it off he accidentally kicked a flaming stick onto the tent which burnt it to ash.
Chef: OH, GREAT HOW COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE (It then started raining) me and my big mouth
Chef then spent an hour trying to find shelter until he decided to take shelter under a large tree.
Chef: well at least this keeps me dry…
Just then he notices something ruffling in the bushes and then a humungous grizzly bear pops out and starts running towards him.
Chef: BEAR AAAHHH!
Chef then ran up the tree onto the highest branch and held onto it fearing for his life while the bear sat on the ground waiting for him, and this trauma made Chef pee his pants.
Chef: I HATE YOU CHRIS
The next morning the bear was fast asleep, and Chef quietly made his way down the tree and when he got onto the ground he slowly walked away however he accidentally stepped on a twig and snapped it which woke the bear up who then started to chase him again. While Chef was running away the bear manged to bite his pants and rip them off clean from his legs.
Chef: MY PANTS
Meanwhile back at the campfire pit all the interns had returned and reported everything that happened in the woods to Chris.
Chris: so, let me get this straight there was nothing dangerous out there (they all nod their heads) well great let's hope Chef has something to report when he gets back…
Just then Chef came running in like a maniac and collapsed on the floor while curling himself up in a ball. Everyone was shocked to see him without any pants, soaking wet, scratch marks on his face and pee stain on his underwear.
Chris: geez what happened
Chef: b…b…bats and r…rain and the b…b…b…BEARS
Chris: uhm sector eighteen it is
