At entertainment productions Total Drama Island's six producers were talking amongst themselves on what the seventh challenge would be.
Producer 1: people have we decided what the next challenge will be for the kids
Producer 2: we want them to have a change of scenery
Producer 3: yeah we want them going somewhere completely new and unfamiliar
Producer 4: well, when I was kid at summer camp the councillors had us canoe all the way over to an island in the lake
Producer 5: maybe we should make the contestants do that, are there any islands around Wawanakwa Island
Producer 6: let me check (pulls out a map of the island) the only one nearby appears to be one called Boney Island
Producer 4: oh, apparently that island is said to be the most haunted island in all of Muskoka
Producer 2: yeah when our scouts went to see it out they claimed there were beavers the size of bears with mammoth tusks and these weird goose pterodactyl hybrid creatures
Producer 5: this place seems perfect for the next challenge but what happens once they reach it
Producer 3: oh, I got it we'll make them portage across the island and the first team to light a signal fire and make it back to the main island wins
Producer 1: this sounds good but why do you mean by portage
Producer 6: portage means carry a canoe on land genius
Meanwhile on Wawanakwa Island Chris was looking in the mirror whilst shaving his armpits which were abnormally hairy but then he gets a phone call.
Chris: yo Chris speaking…Boney Island are you serious…alright we'll get you work
Chris walks out his cabin and grabs his bullhorn.
Chris: all interns report to the south beach
Once all the interns arrive, Chris stands in front of them with canoes and paint.
Chris: alright good news for this challenge you all don't get hurt (they start cheering) alright everyone settle down now Liam and Mort you guys need to paint these three canoes red for the bass, Joe and Doris you two need to paint these four canoes green for the gophers
The interns grab the paint and get to work.
Chris: now Chef I want you to go buff and wash my helicopter and prep it for fly it's next to my cabin
Chef: wait a minute when did we get a helicopter
Chris: oh, I've had it before the campers even arrived
Chef: then why did you have me fly Owen and Izzy in that death trap last episode I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED
Chris: because I didn't want that psychopath or the farting walrus to mess it up now get to work
Chef: why did I agree to do this stupid show
