I LIVE! -Cough- anyways yes its up, Chapter flaming three! Can't be helped. I am deciding whether or not to edit the story Meeks made, I am struggling with some parts of it, so I might change it.
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The Three Musketeers
Chapter III: The day goes from bad to worse
Story by Meeko
Written by Xiao Tanaka
AT ALANTICA
"You swim before the rules of the sea; King--" started Sebastian
King Trition cut the crab off "Shut up! I can tell them who I am thank you very much!" he snapped
"...yes, your majesty"
Goofy looked surprised "Gosh and we think Link's bad"
"He is..." mumbled Donald
"What?" asked Goofy
Donald started to whistle "Nothing"
"Resourses tell me that you should go to a World called Deep Jungle!" King Trition told Sora and co
Donald looked annoyed "That sucks"
"Thanks bye!" smiled Sora and he and his friends swam off
"Wait! I didn't tell you why!" called King Trition after them, but too late! They were gone
AFTER HOURS OF TRAVELING THEY GET TO DEEP JUNGLE
"This place sucks!" snorted Sora
Goofy nodded in agreement "Yep"
"Lets go find some civilisation!" Donald said, and they marched off somewhere
They had only walked for about 5 minutes, Sora moblie phone rung and Sora answered it "Hello? Oh Daisy Hi!"
"Oh damit..." mummbled Donald
"Sure you can speak with Donald, here ya go" smiled Sora, evily at his duck friend
Donald sighed and took the phone from Sora "Hello?" he asked, but soon he was seen to cringe "Look Dasiy I'm sorry about our date but something's come up-- NO listen to me I will be exacuted if I don't find the bloody princess! I WILL BE BEHEADED WOMAN AND THAT MEANS I WILL SHOW UP AT THE BLOODY DATE LOOKING LIKE THE FREAKING HEADLESS HORSEMAN!" -Click- "She hung up on me..." he finished
"...whoa" was all Sora could say
Goofy sighed "I know you should hear them together in person" he told Sora
"I think not" Sora said, firmly
"Lets proceed!" glared Donald, stomping off
They climb up to the vines, the guys went to swing on the vines, and they started singing to the theme of Geroge of the jungle
Sora:
"Sora"
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Donald:
"Donald"
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Goofy:
"Goofy"
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Sora:
"Of the Jungle"
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Together:
"Strong as we can be"
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Together:
"-They do rubbish Tarzan cries-"
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Goofy:
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!"
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Donald:
"Yeah, watch out for that--"
WHAM!
Goofy:
"Ouch..."
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Donald:
"Pain..."
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Sora:
"Cringe..."
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They fall down into the Hippo Lagoon
LATER;
"I'm starving" groaned Sora
Goofy nodded "Me too, Sora"
"Yep" agreed Donald "Let's call..."
"THE PIZZA PLACE!" exclaimed the guys all at the same time
Goofy looked confused "Wait we're the Jungle?" he said, puzzeled
"They deliver, my friend, they deliver..." smiled Donald
Sora called up the Pizza Place on his Moblie "Hello, can we have a Pizza, thanks!"
"Is that it!" exclaimed Donald, surprised about how short hte call was
Sora nodded "They say It'll be here in 5 seconds or less or the meals free"
"Rubbish!" snorted Donald, but then the Pizza fell from the sky and into Donald's Hands "Ok I take that back!"
A ship flew down and Sora gave the person inside the money "Thank you!" Sora called as the ship flew away
"Let's eat!" said Goofy
After they eat they go and suceed to cross the vines, they later arrvie at the Tree House
"But I still don't get it; the King told us to go to the Jungle but he didn't tell us...Why?" Donald asked his friends
Sora rubbed his chin "Hmmm? Maybe Tarzan will know!" he exclaimed
LATER AT THE CAMP
"Hi Jane" said Sora, as he, Donald and Goofy walked in the tent
Jane smiled "Hello! Please make yourselfs at home"
"Maybe that's a clue!" exclaimed Sora
Donald covered his face with his hands "Oh god..."
"At home? Maybe the Princess true home is the Jungle that means she's somewhere around here; Lets go!" Sora dragged his friends after him as he ran out the Tent
AT THE TREE HOUSE
"Waste of time coming here" snorted Donald
"He's right" agreed Goofy
Sora sighed "Let's contiue"
"What do you mean by that?" asked Donald
Sora bit his lip "I mean; Let's look for the Princess!"
"Well sorry" mummbled Goofy
"Don't get snotty with me!" boomed Sora
Donald intruppted "Can we GO now?" he asked
"YES!" snapped Sora
THEY GO DOWN THE JUNGLE SLIDER
"Weeeee!" smiled Sora
"This is fun!" grinned Goofy
Donald happened to get hit by every branch "Gag me" he groaned
LATER; AT THE CLIFFS
"Well we haven't check this place out" examined Sora
Donald rolled his eyes "Oh and how's this gonna help?"
"Maybe she's in that cave?" pointed out Goofy
"Exactly!" Sora siad
Donald sighed "Oh lord"
IN THE CAVES
"Where do we go now?" asked Goofy
Donald gazed upwards "Up I guess" he suggested
"Was that supose to be funny? Because it wasn't!" snapped Sora
Donald gave Sora a icey look "I didn't ask your opion!"
"Oh no, not again" whinned Goofy
"Not again what?" asked Sora
Goofy glared "You two fighting!"
"Surprise..." mumbled Donald
"Well lets explore" said Sora
Donald sighed yet again "I take it this will take a while..." he grummbled
TWO HOURS LATER!
"Yey! We found a cave!" exclaimed Sora
Donald glared at Sora "What do we care? IT TOOK US TWO FLAMING HOURS TO GET HERE!"
"So?" asked Sora
"But don't you remmber we have a deadline?" said Goofy, point to his watch...which came outta no-where
Donald added, dryly "Literly"
"I don't give a tiderlers toot about that! We found a cave!" exclaimed Sora
"Oh! That makes all the differance" Donald snorted, sarcasticly
Sora smiled "Yes It does, the Princess might be here" and he walked into it
"Good Point" agreed Goofy
"Am I the only sane one?" asked Donald to no-one and the two followed Sora
"OK I'VE HAD IT!" bellowed Donald as they went in
Goofy looked puzzeled "Have what?" he asked
"ALL THIS FUSS AND SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE!" the duck boomed
"Shut up! Look someones eaten a fruit, maybe she came here and took it" said Sora, annoyed
Donald then went red with rage and Goofy murrmered "Ooooo"
"Anyways, now where do we always get food from?" Sora rubbed his chin, then he clicked his fingers "Oh I know! Agrabah!" he exclaimed
Donald gave a loud snort of "Your therioes are pretty mucked up!"
"Why's that!" snapped Sora
"Why the hell would she be in flaming Agrabah!" asked Donald, ticked off
Sora glared back "I don't know, I'm just trying to find her!"
"Would you two just cut this out?" intruppted Goofy
Sora and Donald hollered back "STAY OUT OF THIS!"
"Fine! I know when I'm not wanted" snapped Goofy
Donald faced Sora and hissed "I hate you Sora!"
"Thats great because SO DO I!" bellowed Sora at Donald
"And just because I haven't had anything decent to say and that your all being so horrible; I hate you guys too!" Goofy said firmly
Donald looked up to the heavens "FINALLY!" and after that they turned their backs on each other
"Well, we should get going to Agrabah then!" said Sora, after a silence
Donald glared at Sora "Good!"
"Fine!" snapped Goofy
"Sorted!" finished Sora
They go to leave looking all dramatic
END OF CHAPTER III
OMG! What have I done to them? -shrug- I am afried to say I can't contiune this one at the time being due to lack of inparation :-( its so sad...anyways I have to work on a VERY long overdue project aka fanfic
Till the next chapter whether its put up, catch ya later!
