Hello, I live, I have many apoligies for not updating for such a long time, so have premission to verbly shoot me (Hands shotguns to the readers)
Thanks to...
The Shadowfox Mistress Thanks for reviewing:D I hope you enjoy this chapter
DISCLAIMER: Meeko nor me does not own Kingdom Hearts or the Play Romeo and Juliet, It belong to SquareEnix (KH) and Willam Shakespeare (R&J) Meeks doesn't own any characters ect..
A/N: All Characters will be called by their Real Names, ok, so its not confusing, when a character talks to another they shall be called by the character name
Romeo and Juilet: My Style
Chapter III: One wedding and a funeral
Written by Meeko
CAST:
Sora: Romeo
Kairi as Juliet
Donald: Romeo's friend
Goofy: Romeo's friend no.2
Aeris: Juliet's mother
Jasmine: Romeo's mother
Beast: Prince Hairyhead
Belle: Juliet's friend/maid
The Gang: Villains
King Mickey: Priest
Later, Romeo and Co had reached the Beach
"This is fun, really fun!" exclaimed Goofy, as he ran and started splashing in the sea
Sora, who had ignored Goofy, started posing and looking cool "We're hard boys!" he said
"Ah, look a kitten!" Donald exclaimed, spying a little kitten
Suddenly, a gang of mean people walked over "h-ey it's the shrimps who like cotton candy and kittens!" they shouted, at Sora and co
"Got that right!" smriked Donald
Sora sighed and covered his face with his hand "Would you stop that?" he asked
"You're only proving that, besides we know something's going on between you and Juliet" sneered the Gang
"Hey! Can I tell you a joke?" asked Sora, smiling
All the gang pulled out their watches, checked them, then said "Go on, we anit got nothing better to do"
"There are three boys and a girl late for class, when they come the teacher asked them where they were, all three boys said they were laying on blueberry hill the girl said she is blue berry hill" Sora then fell on the floor and broke out into a laughing fit
The Gang, Donald and Goofy stared at Sora "And that's funny because?" they asked at the same time
"Everybody's a critic!" snorted Sora
"You leave Juliet alone! You're a Montague! You leave the Capulets alone" boomed the Gang
Sora gave a glare "I do not care what anyone says"
"So...I guess this is it a fight to the death" said the Gang
Then at once, the gang, Sora, Donald and Goofy all pulled out they're guns and started shooting at each other
5 MINUTES LATER
"Surrender!" ordered the Gang
Sora looked worn out (After 5 minutes lol) "Never" he groaned
They approached Sora and picked him up by the neck
"Any last words before I put this bullet in your brains?" asked the Gang leader
Sora gave a gasp of "No ac---" The Gang leader got ready to fire the gun
"No!" cried Goofy and shoved (With some amazing force) that the gang leader let go of Sora and Goofy pushed his friend out of harms way
BANG! Goofy got shot
A gang leader was heard to mutter "Whoops"
"You have been my loyal friend for years, why, but, why?" sobbed Sora
"I have died for both your sides" said Goofy, dieing sadly
Donald started crying "Oh boo-hooy!" he sobbed
"Stay out of this!" snapped Sora
"Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave, man" Goofy said
Sora shook his head dis-belivingly "No, no you can make!" he shouted
"Oh dear, I'm dead!" finished Goofy and took his last breathes and died
The Gang looked at one another then said "Come on guys run!" and they ran away
(LATER; The police arrive)
"You foolish people! You have done some terrible" glared the Police Man "Give yourselves a little pat-on-the-back" smiled the Police Man
Sora grinned "Oh goody!" and he pats his back
"Let's have a party! Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa" sung the Police Man
Sora stopped and looked puzzeled "Hu?"
(Sora wakes up at the Police Station)
"WHY do YOU think it is acceptable to end someone's life?" asked the REAL Police Man
Sora shrugged "Nah, that's alright. It were only Goofy"
"Stick to the script!" snarled Donald, pointing to a copy of the script
Sora sighed "Okay, okay, it was only my friend" and he started glareing at his ALIVE friend
"If there is ever a repeat of this event then I will be forced to take a much more less merceful fall" said the Police Man
Sora looked away and happened to look at the clock; it said 6: 55 "OH MY GOD!" he exclaimed
"What now?" asked the Police Man
"Thank you for the pep talk, I've got to get someone, I mean somewhere!" Sora said, then he jummped out the window
Donald walked over to the window then turned to the Police Man "Don't worry he's always doing this" then he smiled and mummbled "Bastard...Oh look he fell on a bin" laughed Donald
"I'm alright!" called Sora and he climbed out and ran for the Church. Donald followed slowly
AT THE CHURCH...
"I refuse to be stood up" snorted Kairi
King Mickey rolled his eyes "Well, it won't be the first time in 16 months" he snorted
"I may be in a wedding dress" Kairi contiuned "However these shoes are pointy"
"Supposing I don't marry you" King Mickey said evily
Kairi glared at King Mickey and stood up "Okay! Just keep your trap shut!"
"Am I late!" asked Sora, dashing in at a super sonic rate. Donald walked in after him
Kairi sighed "Yes, just a LITTLE!" she snapped
"The show must go on" Sora smiled
"Yes, yes enough of happy reunions, get on with it!" snapped King Mickey
Donald, feeling bored, said "I dragged myself here"
"SHUT UP!" bellowed Sora
Kairi proceeded along the red carpet
"Romeo, do you take Juliet to be your wife?" asked King Mickey
Sora was on his cell phone "This isn't a good time Larry!" Kairi grabbed the cell phone and stamped on it
"Yes, yes do it before I change my mind" replied Sora, to King Mickey
Kairi gave a sweet smile "And do you Juliet take Romeo to be your husband?" asked King Mickey
"But of course" she answered
"By the powers invested in me and the promice of Bingo, you are now husband and wife you may now kiss the
bride" said King Mickey
Kairi looked at Sora and screamed "Ahhhh!" and ran away
"Your not getting away that easy" Sora grinned and he picked her up and carried her home
"My, your strong" swooned Kairi
Sora gave her one of his trade-mark grins "Thats not where my talents stop" this made Kairi laugh
"Your place or mine?" asked Sora
Kairi shook her head "Hold on! We can't live like prisoners, I know, If I play dead then..." she said
"No! I don't want you too die!" shouted Sora, still remembering what happened to Goofy
"Just listen, then we can escape the city" finished Kairi
Donald, out of the blue, walked by and commented "This is all well and nice, but a couple of people are waiting here!"
"Bug off!" Kairi boomed and kicked Donald, with her high heels, sending the duck flying until he crashed into the Church
King Mickey's voice was heard to say "Please don't make a mess, I waxed the floor"
"Shut it!" snapped both Sora and Kairi
Sora smiled at Kairi "That's a great plan! Who's going to rescue you?" he asked
"Isn't it obvious?" asked Kairi
Sora looked confused "Well no, actu--"
"Great!" exclaimed Kairi and she kissed his cheek "See you when I see you!"
"Well, I'm not going to carry you!" Sora said, annoyed
Kairi smiled "Oh yeah..." and she got down from Sora's arms "See ya later!" she said and ran off towards her home
"Good luck...whatever the weather" said Sora, watching his love leave him...again
Poor Goofy died and went to heaven, oh well can't be helped anyways I hope you've enjoyed this one
Next Chapter: The Plan starts to tear at the seems
