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...Chapter Three...

The unexpected Phone call

A shiny red motorbike zoomed in and crashed through the dumpster then skidded into a halt in front of Dante. He stood unsurprised, as he saw the driver was a lady and 'Lady'.

"Whoa there, pretty chica! Whatcha doin here?" he tried to act cool. Of course, Dante would never miss the chance to look cool whenever a girl was around.

The motorbike's headlight dimmed as Lady jumped down and moved towards Dante.

"None of your beeswax" she snapped and went inside the small Café.

"Hey, wait up!" he stumbled into the Caffeine as well.

Caffeine…again

"How about I buy you a drink?" Dante offered just as Lady took a seat.

"Sure…if you have money" she said.

"A 'pink flamingo' for the pretty chick here" He ordered Bob.

"'Pink flamingo'! Ugh, I hate that one!" Lady exclaimed, disgusted.

"Oh sorry… how about 'Pink Lady' then?" Dante adds with a smirk.

"No thanks, I'd rather have a plain old Pina Colada instead" she replied

"Sure, A plain old Pina Colada, Bob!"

Dante then turned his attention to Lady and stares into her eyes with his own icy blues, Lady suddenly felt really uncomfortable, well, she always feels uneasy when 'HE' was around…

"So, what are you doing here?" Lady asked to break the ice.

"Oh, I just got into a fight with my bro and…" Dante didn't had the chance to finish his sentence when Lady cried out "What! Again!"

"Well…You see it happened like this…

Dante explained the whole story of what happened today while Lady was slowly nodding off now and then. A whole hour had passed while Dante went on and on and on…

"…And then we chased this ice-cream truck but the driver got, like all crazy 'n stuff so we decided to…uh…Lady?" Finally Dante noticed that Lady wasn't paying attention because she had dozed off with her arms crossed on the counter and had her head down.

"Uh, Lady? Lady?" Dante called "Lady!" this time he said it out loud and shook her from the shoulders.

"Hmmmm…" she just slept without hesitation.

Just then Dante noticed Bob coming out from the kitchen double doors, he decided to ask bob about Lady "Bob, what the hell did cha put in that pina colada?" he asked in an angry tone.

Bob looked over at Lady and said "The drink-mixer accidentally put sleeping pills in the drink instead of pineapple cubes, I guess…"

"WHAT! What kinda drink-mixer is he!" Dante stood up from his chair enraged.

"Hmmm, the stupid kind…"Bob muttered and went back inside the kitchen.

Dante tsked then checked the orange wall clock (4:00a.m!) He had to go back to his apartment because if he didn't get there soon enough Virgil would be calling Sparda and complaining him about how spoiled Dante is and of course Sparda would take Virgil's side, after all he is the one who's like their dad.

--- Oh, shit----Dante thought---Maybe I should leave her here and go home…but that would be ditching!---He glanced at Lady, she was sleeping peacefully, there was no way she would wake up cause no matter how hard Dante yelled or shook her she would refuse to wake up.

Oh well, then again I should, because she also ditched me when I was in the ice cavern…-----

And with that thought still swarming in his head he darted out the front door.


Dante was heavily drenched in rain when he finally arrived at his apartment. The Neon Devil May Cry sign made Dante a little comfortable and he sighed "There's no place like home…"

Dante made his way to the front door, hesitated a while and turned the knob to enter the apartment where Virgil would be waiting inside like a hot chili pepper about to burst into flames.

"Let's get this over with…"he muttered under his breath. The door made that teeth-clenching sound when Dante pushed it open. His heart race a mile per minute. ----It's now or never…----he thought.

Darkness surrounded him completely just as he stepped inside. Without a clue the door slammed shut behind him making him jump a mile in the air.

"Good grief! I'm Dante the coolest Demon Hunter! Why the hell am I so scared?" accidentally Dante said it out loud. Loud enough for the creatures of the dark to hear. Loud enough for Virgil's ears. Virgil who now switched on the lights.

"Well, well, well…if it isn't my cheesy little brother…"

Dante looked over his shoulder to see a smirking Virgil behind him. "Cheesy?" he pouted.

"Ha ha aha hahahah…" Virgil let out an evil laugh. "Doors don't slam shut by themselves, you buffoon" he laughed again.

"I know…" Dante muttered thinking the door really did slam shut by itself.

"The only thing you're afraid of is your Big ol' brother, isn't it?" Virgil said with a sneer.

"Nope! Me ain't scared of nothin!" Dante pretended to be cool and flopped down on the couch, turning on the TV.

Virgil quickly snatched the remote from Dante's clutch and instantly pressed the 'OFF' button. "Four thirty-five in the morning and you're watching TV! Go to bed, Dante or else I'll call dad and tell him you ditched me then came back at five in the morning!" he yelled at him.

"Alright, alright, alright…Mom…" Dante jeered and dashed upstairs howling with laughter before Virgil could grab him and fist him again.


"Sundays…"Virgil murmured sleepily "I hate Sundays…" Virgil checked the bed-stand calendar and quickly went back to sleep because he knew that Dante might be up and ready to wake him up as well.

Outside the bedroom

"1…2…" Dante counted under his breath and on the number "…3!" he kicked down the door, sprinted inside and jumped onto his bed…where Virgil was sleeping, since his bed was…in pieces Dante decided to lend him his bed for only a night.

Dante jumped up and down on the bed trying his best to wake him up; then he planned to shout into Virgil's ear…because it always worked…but he would get a good fisting from Virgil afterwards. But Dante decided to take the risk…

"YO! Mornin' Mornin' Mornin' People!" Dante yelled in his ear "The crows are up, a sign that you should be up too, sweepy-butt!" he spanked Vergil's booty and leaped off the bed before Vergil could react.

"Hmmphhh" Virgil groaned angrily but made no effort to sock him because if he did, they might get into a fight and he wouldn't be able to sleep by then.

"Strike One!" Dante yelled in triumph "Bahahahhhhhahhhhahhahhahahhhahaaaaa!" suddenly Dante exploded into deep laughter; he laughed so hard that his face went all red and then he started coughing uncontrollably; choking on a small dust particle…most probably…

"That's what you get for waking someone up so early!" Virgil retorted and covered his head with a pillow, preparing to go back to sleep.

"Wa—ter---wat-er, I nee-eed—wate—r—Im—choo—choking!" Dante hurriedly rushed downstairs to the kitchen. On the way downstairs, Dante heard the phone ringing, but as he was coughing he decided to have a drink first. He went to the kitchen, pulled open the fridge, found a filthy dusty water bottle. He was taking a gulp; all the while the phone was ringing continusly.----who the hell could that be? Ringing so early in the morning!----

"GET THE PHONE, DANTE!" Virgil roared from upstairs.

"Okay…okay…okay…"Dante muttered and went towards the phone, picking it up.

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!" Yelled the other line, whoever it was, sounded a lot like Virgil.

"Well, I was in the kitchen having a drink!" Dante declared

"What were you drinking, boy? It better not be something alcoholic!" went the anonymous caller.

"I was just drinking wate---Wait a minute! I don't need to confess to a stranger! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Dante screamed furiously.

"PIPE IT DOWN! WILL YA!" Virgil bellowed again from above.

Dante groaned irritably. All this Virgil's bellowing was driving them insane! "Who are you!" He asked the stranger again.

"I'll give you a hint: Your Dad" the line went silent waiting for Dante's reply

"Hmmm…Can I have one more hint?" Dante asked

"Oh lord, Come on son! I'm your father!"

"Father!...I don't believe YOU!" Dante yelled the last word

"Oh boy…" Sparda muttered

"If you really are my father, then tell me the secret code!"

Sparda sighed, shaking his head.

"YAYYYY! Dad, it really is you!"

"Hmmm…"on the other line Sparda groaned and rolled his eyes

"Soooo, when are you coming, dad? Where's mom? Can I talk to her? Where are you guys anyway? Where you guys staying? How's Hawaii? Can we come too? You know what yesterday I called mom but mom didn't pick up---

"STOP!" Sparda roared "I just want to tell you that we are coming tomorrow, and that's it!"

Dante went silent

"And I'll answer all the questions tomorrow…" Sparda added just to cheer Dante up.

"YAAYYYYYY! Thanks Dad!"

"Okay son, I need to talk to Virgil now…"

"Uhh, but Virgil's sleeping"

"Still! It's twelve in the noon, boy! Wake him up!"

"Dad, I tried to wake him up but he refused!" Dante complained

Sparda was quiet for a while, he appeared to be thinking then said "Okay then, let him sleep…I'll call later…Goodbye son!"

"Bye, Daddio!"

After putting down the phone Dante's face twisted into a frown "Hmph, let him sleep, let him sleep, let him sleep!" he mimicked Sparda "He'll get a big fat round bum if he gets to sleep a lot!"

With nothing better to do Dante decided to check what's on the T.V. After switching from channel to channel, the phone started to ring again---RING! RING!RRIINNGGG!---

"Oh lord, who is it now?" Dante groaned he felt so lazy he had no will to get up, walk over to the desk, pick up the phone, and answer it. So, he let it ring…and dozed off…

Several Hours Later

Dante was instantly awoken when he felt his cell-phone vibrating in his jeans side-pocket, since the phone was on silent. He wiped his sweaty forehead and taking out the phone from his pocket he saw that he received a message from an unknown number. He read it under his breath slowly and this is what it said:

Hey, Come over to 59 Gothika Avenue,

I have important issues to talk about, demon hunter!

Be there at 10:00 p.m. sharp!

Don't be late or else…

"Gothika Avenue!" Dante gasped horrified. Gothika Avenue was the most deadly place in the world. Nobody dared to go there at night…not even vampires…But nothing could stop Dante. He was a little freaked out…but for gods sake he's a demon hunter!

"I'm a demon hunter! I ain't afraid of some so-called haunted street!" Dante stood up and crossed the small room to the yellow tiled, dirty kitchen.

"…But a hero gotta eat first!" with shifty eyes he glanced around the room making sure Virgil is absent, then pulled out a container. Dante flipped open the lid and lifted a small, round choco-fudge brownie from the inside.

"Mmmmmmm…Choco-licious…come to papa…" he took a large bite, just as the lights switched on.

"Dante!" a voice called his name from behind him.


Hope you enjoyed it! Stay tuned for more craziness! Please don't forget tah review, yo! Ta-ta!Thanks for reading!

Dante: By the way, people…Keep it coo'! (thumbs up)

Virgil: Arrghhh! (slaps forehead)