Yey! New Chaper, this one does have its moments of humour though...The next chapter might take a while to be done for personal reasons, sorry. But on the hole this one might be good, lets see shall we :)
Thanks to...
The Shadowfox Mistress: Hi again, Thanks for reviewing, likewise for The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles which I never got around to thanking you for, glad you like the last chapter :D (Sniggers) and just for you I'm gonna do this; My last chapter sucked I killed a poor dolphin, Thats animal abuse (Takes the flame I just did to myself and throws it at Donald) Hehehehehe...
Donald: HEY!
Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion: Hi again to you too, glad you like the last chapteraswell, Oh and don't worry no dolphins were harmed during the writing of this fan-fic, annoying as that one was
Sora: She's bluffing!
You wish! Anyway, cool to hear your updating your story, Yey! More to read :D
Disclamier: Xiao Tanaka aka Me does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, I also does not own any Charaters in the story, also its rated PG, to be safe. Lets get on with this :D
Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles
Traverse Town
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking/Ping!
Meanwhile at Traverse Town...
Donald and Goofy wandered aroung looking for "The Key" Goofy stopped and looked up into the sky, Donald noticied this and asked "What are you staring at? The sky?"
"No, but what I'm looking at is more intersting" Goofy said, there was a slight pause before he exclaimed "Look a stars going out!" Donald looked up too just in time to see a star go out with a ping!
"Come on, we've gotta hurry" Donald said and then they walked round, grumpy and lost "Where's that key...?" the duck asked himself
Goofy looked at Donald "You ate something?" he asked
"Nothing..."
Goofy rubbed his chin in thought then exclaimed "Heya know maybe we ought to go find Leon!"
"Duh!" snapped Donald
Pluto, who had come with them believe it or not, goes the other way than the way Donald's heading in. Goofy stopped and watched Pluto. Donald rolled his eyes "Oh...god...Whats stopping us THIS time!"
"Uh, Donald ya know, I betcha that...--" started Goofy
"Aww, what do you know you big palooka!" snorted Donald
"Hmmm? What do I know? I mean I do have a cake for a brain" said Goofy
Donald paused to think about it "Well...it's as soft as it" he shruged and walked on. Goofy gave a shrug too "Ah come on Pluto, Donald knows best..." and he followed his duck friend
Meanwhile, Clever old Pluto finds the Keybearer aka Sora and Pluto being the friendly dog he is licked Sora's face
"Oh my god Marshion!" shouted Sora, he shook his head "But what a dream..."
Pluto, proberly miffed about being called a Marshion jumped onto Sora with some force
"Oh my god! This isnt a dream" exclaimed Sora, getting up "Where am I?" he asked himself and then not knowing what to do he turned to Pluto "Do you know where we are?" he asked the dog
"Woof wof wooof woffoowwoofff! wof" barked Pluto and ran off
"Hey! Help me I'm a foreiner" shouted Sora after the dog "This is totally weird" and he started waundering around "Lets go explore this strange new world" jumps up and sees a fat man "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(A/N: That actully happened to me, started new game, two in the morning, Meeko was staying the night and we couldn't sleep, I had got this far in the game and not really remmebering much I jumped on the box near the item shop to try and get to the place where Cid sells the gummi blocks later in the game, and this fat man was blocking the way. Gave me the fright of my life, lol, silly me)
Later; at the Accessory Shop
"Howdy ho, hey there how can I help-- Aww it's only a brat" groaned the man behind the counter, who's name was Cid
Sora glared at him "I'm not a kid, I'm a giant and my names Sora"
"Ok, ok, ok, ok, calm down" Cid said "Are you lost?" he asked
"No..."
"Are you hungry?"
"No..."
"Are you cold?"
"No..."
Cid was puzzeled "Well what are you!"
"Hungry" Sora answered
"I did ask that" Cid said
Sora blinked at him "Did you?"
Cid rolled his eyes "Well why the long face?" he asked
"No, well, maybe...where am I?" Sora finally asked
"Huh?"
(Two Hours Later)
"Traverse Town? So gramps is this really another world!" Sora asked
"Don't call me gramps! The names Cid, kid" and then Cid added aside "Brat --Cough-- Anyway not sure whats you're talking about but this sure anit your island" he finished
Sora sighed "Hmm guess I'd better look for Riku and Kairi"
Cid smiled at Sora "Well good luck with whatever it is you're doing; if your in trouble come to me" and with that in mind Sora walked into the Second District
"Hey, look a man" Sora said to himself, the man falls down on the ground and dies. His heart comes out
A heartless appeared "Hehe my heart! .." it said and steals it (the heart) soon after that more heartless appear "Eeek!" exclaimed Sora and starts killing them, then cleans out the First distict (Cleans out aka kills every heartless in the First district, just in case you didn't know)
"They'll come at you out of nowhere"
"Who the heck are you!" asked Sora, alarmed
A man steped out of the shadows "And they'll keep on coming at you, as long as you continue to wield the Keyblade. But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?" he sighed
"Because I'm cool" grinned Sora
(Me: Because your insane - Meeko: Because you have no life)
There was a pause then Sora exclaimed "HEY! Whats that supossed to mean!" as the mans (And the other voices) wordssunk in
"Never mind. Now, let me see that Keyblade" the man said, advancing on Sora
Sora held it tightly "No way! Get your own" he shouted
"All right" the man said, drawing his own weapon out "Have it your way"
"Crap!" exclaimed Sora and summoned some Teddy bears
The man gave a laugh "Is this the best you can do? Invite little tiny teddies to help..."
"Yeah!" was Sora's reply, the Man strangely gets the crap beaten out of him by the teddy's (A/N: Leon fans don't sue me) But Sora's tired anyway starts panting, then faints
"Hey you found him nice going, Leon"
The man, Leon by name, turned around to see a girl "Yeah, Yuffie, but it looks like things are worse then we thought. A lot worse"
Meanwhile...
Donald and Goofy were walking around in the allway, lost, Goofy looked around "Garwsh, theres nobody here, sure is spooky"
"Aw phooey! I'm not scared--" started Donald, but was cut off by someone touching his back, " Ahhhhh!" he screamed and jumped sky high and clinged onto Goofy
"Get off you leech!" exclaimed Goofy and tryed to shake the duck off, but Donald clinged on, Goofy then runs and started hittting his back against a wall
Donald groaned in pain "ow..ow..owow...owow...ow...owo..."
"Excuse me...Did the king sent you?" asked a female voice
"Carry me" said Donald, still on Goofy's back
Goofy was annoyed by this "What do you think you are? A prince?" he asked
"Yes" was the reply
They turned around to see a girl who's name was Aerith
Meanwhile...
"Come on, lazy bum. Wake up"
Sora slowly woke up in the green hotel room, he shook his head and looked at the speaker of the voice...It was Kairi!
"You okay?" she asked
Sora sighed "I guess..."
"Those creatures that attacked you are after the Keyblade. But it's your heart they really want, because you wield the Keyblade" Kairi explained
Sora smiled at her "I'm so glad you're okay, Kairi"
Kairi's face changed into a confused one "Kairi? Who are you talking about? I'm the great ninja Yuffie"
A white flash appears and Sora saw Yuffie instead "I think you might've overdone it, Squall" Yuffie said
"That's Leon..." Leon said as he entered the room
"The Keyblade..." Sora mummbled as his gaze rested on the key
"Yeah, we had to get it away from you to shake off those creatures, It turns out that's how they were tracking you" Yuffie told Sora
Leon shook his head "It was the only way to conceal your heart from them. But it won't work for long. Still hard to believe that you of all people are the chosen one" he when over and picked the Keyblade up and it disappears in his hands and then reappeared in Sora's possession, making him jump "Well, I suppose beggars can't be choosers"
"Why don't you start making sense! What's going on here?" demanded Sora
In the Red Room, next door...
Aerith, Donald and Goofy are talking "Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there besides your castle and this town, right?" Aerith said
"Well yeah, we tend to crash into them" snorted Donald
"I wanted to say that!" Goofy snapped (Whoa first time ever!) he paused then covered his mouth "But there suppose to be a secret!" he exclaimed
Aerith sighed "They've been secret because they've never been connected, Until now, When the Heartless came, everything changed..." she closed her eyes at this
In the Green Room...
"The Heartless?" asked Sora
Yuffie looked at Sora "The ones who attacked you, you remember?" she reminded
"Those without hearts" Leon explained "The darkness in people's hearts-that's what attracts them. And there is darkness within every heart"
Yuffie thought a bit before turning to Sora and asking "Hey, have you heard of someone named Ansem?"
In the Red Room...
"Ansem?" asked Goofy
Donald glared at his friend "What are you? A blinking parrot! You say it all funny" he stopped before mimicing the way Goofy said 'Ansem'
"He was studying the Heartless. He recorded all of his findings in a very detailed report" Aerith told them
"Gawrsh, uh, can we see it?" asked Goofy
Aerith shook her head "Its pages are scattered everywhere"
"Scattered!" echoed Donald
"Too many worlds" Aerith contiuned
Goofy had been standing thoughtfully for a few moments beofre clicking his fingers and exclaiming "Oh, then maybe the king went to find 'em!" Donald nodded in agreement
"Yes, those were my thoughts exactly" nodded Aerith
"We've gotta find him quick!" Goofy said
"Wait!"
Goofy looked at Donald
"First, we need that "key"!" Donald reminded
Aerith smiled "That's right. The Keyblade..."
In the Green Room...
"So...this is the key?" Sora said as he looked at the Keyblade
Yuffie grinned "Exactly!"
"The Heartless have great fear of the Keyblade. That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what" Leon said
Sora shook his head annoyedly "Well, I didn't ask for this!" he snapped
"The Keyblade chooses its master" Yuffie siad to Sora nad then pointed at him "And it chose you"
"So tough luck" shruged Leon
Sora looked confused "How did all this happen? I remember being in my room..." he suddenly stood up, shocked "Wait a minute! What happened to my home? My island? Riku! Kairi!"
"You know what? I really don't know" sighed Leon, he then straighed up "Are you ready to fight?" he asked
Sora was slient for a bit then answered "Sure!"
"Lets go join Aerith she should be with the other vistors..." said Leon
"Leon!"
The cry had come from Yuffie as a Solider Heartless appeared
"Yuffie! Go!" ordered Leon and Yuffie rang for the door leading into the red room
In the red room, Donald had gone to open the door -smack!- he gets flattened between the door and the wall as Yuffie ran in
"Yuffie!" exclaimed Aerith as she followed her friend
Leon looked at Sora "Sora, lets go!" and they jumped down out of a window
Back in the Red Room, Goofy asked himself "Where'd Donald go?"
Door closed to reveal a flattened Donald "Hey Donald you've gotten all 2d, be good as wall paper" grinned Goofy and then he, by a pump, started yo inflate Donald who is really, really flat- with a pop, Donald resumes his normal figure
"We must leave..." started Donald "Quick! The front door!" and he ran...into the door "Owww..."
Meanwhile Sora heads to the Third District, there...
Goofy peers over a ledge and spys on Sora; two Heartless appear "Garwsh...are these heartless guys?" he asked Donald
"Let's go get 'em Goofy" Donald said, bravely
WHACK!
The heartless attacked Donald and Goofy sending them flying"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the screamed
"Oh damit!" exclaimed Sora as he looked up, he tried to run but ends up getting crushed by Donald and Goofy "Get off me!" he exclaimed in pain
Donald and Goofy looked around dazedly until something caught their eye "The Key!" they shouted, seeing Sora's Keyblade
Then there was an Earthquake!
"Uh oh"
All the escape routes get blocked and Heartless appear
"Get the money and kill them!" Sora ordered. When all are dead, the Guard Armour wants revage for some reason and down he comes
Sora pointed at Goofy "Who-ever-you-are! Go for the arm!"
"Ahhhhhawwhaawahwawhawhahwah!" cried Goofy as the arm attacked him
Sora rolled his eyes "Ok, just sit over there. Mr Incapabile" and just after he said this he gets attacked "Dam! What do we do?" he asked
Donald, meanwhile, was ziping open his hat, put his hand inand pulled out a hand grenade (A/N: Who knows whats in that hat of his)
"Hehehehehe" he sniggered the shouted to the Guard Armour "ATTENTION HOGGER!"
"What?" asked the Guard Armour
Donald threw the grenade in the Guard Armour "Buh bye" waved the duck,TheGuard Armourblows up leaving behind a Brave Warrior accessory
Later...
"So you were looking for me?" Sora asked
Donald and Goofy nodded "Uh hu"
"They, too, have been seeking the wielder of the Keyblade" Leon said as he joined them
Goofy thought a bit "Hey! Why don't you come with us? We can got to other worlds on our vessel" he suggested
"I wonder if I could find Riku and Kairi?" Sora asked himself
"Of Course!" Donald said overhearing him. Sora looked at him
Goofy took Donald aside "Are you sure?" he asked
"Who know, but we need him to come with us to help us find the King" Donald whispered
(A/N: Divious Donald makes his move)
Leon nodded his head towards Sora "Sora, go with them. Especially if you want to find your friends"
"Yeah, I guess..." shruged Sora
Donald started waging his finger at Sora "But you can't come along looking like that understand?" he said
"Whats wrong with my clothes?" Sora asked, looking at himself
"No! Ya moron!" snapped the duck "I mean no frowning,no sad face, okay" he said
(A/N: Why does Donald bother to say this? He frowns and has a sad face on all the time)
Goofy grinned and leaned close to Donald "Yeah, ya gotta look funny, like us!" he added
"Freak off!" snapped Donald, pushing Goofy's face away "This boat runs on happy faces"
Sora looked down "Happy?"
Drum Roll
Sora puts the most (ummm?) strangest grin on. Goofy looked at Donald then whispered "What to we do? Its not funny"
"Then we do whats nautral; Laugh at him and lie to him" whisperd Donald back
"Wha?" Goofy said, Donald whispered to him annoyedly "Just laugh and say it was funny!" Goofy just shruged
Then they cracked up "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!" they laughed
"Thats one funny face" Goofy said, doing what Donald told him
Sora gave a wide grin "Okay! Why not? I'll go with you guys"
"Donald Duck"
"Names Goofy"
"I'm Sora"
There was a pause before they all cried out "All for one, one for all, catch your pants before they fall!"
"But I don't wear pants" reminded Donald
"Shut up! Your ruining the scene!" snapped Sora
Meanwhile in a dark area with the Disney villains...
"That little brat took down that flippin' Heartless! Who'd have thought it?" Hades said
Jafar turned to Hades and said "But such is the power of the Keyblade. That boy's strength is not his own"
"Why don't we just turn him into a Heartless? That'll settle things quick enough" suggested Ursula
Captain Hook also joined in "And the brat's friends are the king's freaking lackeys. Boggle me eyes, they're all drowned rats by the look of them" he added
Oogie Boogie started to snigger "You're no prize yourself"
"Shut up!" bellowed the Captain "Or I've go something to show and its called a Hook!"
"Enough!" Mal boomed "The Keyblade has chosen him, will it be he who conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful..."
Later at Traverse Town...
"Make sure you're prepared for the journey ahead of you. We don't know how far the Heartless have spread" Leon said
Yuffie smiled "Check out the shops here. They've got some pretty neat stuff!" he added
"This is from all of us" Aerith said and gives Sora 100 munny "Spend it as you see fit, and this is from Leon" and gives Sora an Elixir
"Good luck!" said Yuffie
"I hope you find your friends" added Aerith
Leon smriked a bit "Look out for each other. Keep your spirits up"
Later, Sora is talking with Donald and Goofy.
"The gummi ship is outside that gate" Donald said
Sora stared at the duck "What the blinking hell are you talking about?"
"That's our ship, you dolt!" snapped Donald
"Wait 'til you see it!" grinned Goofy
Sora twiched "What is it made of candy? Can I eat it!" he asked, hopefully
"Be my guest" snorted Donald
"No Sora its not candy, its not even edible for that matter" Goofy said, in a matter of facty voice
Donald was shocked "He...just said something clever..."
"Nope, you just told me eariler Donald" smiled Goofy
"Goofy, try and lie for once in your life!" snapped Donald
Goofy blinked at the duck "Why?" he asked, Donald sighed "I give..oh and Sora"
"What is it?" asked the boy
Donald gave a grin "I'm gonna teach ya how to use magic"
"Ooooooooooo...Is is hard?" asked Sora
"No"
Goofy thought a bit "But your a magician your used to it"
"So?" shruged Donald
"Help me lord..." prayed Sora
Goofy dumped a dummy down infront of Sora and Donald "Me too" he added
"Ok" started Donald glaring at Goofy and Sora "You don't have a staff so I guess your Keyblade should do the trick, alright if you're gonna be using magic you have concentrate all your power on the dummy"
Sora stared at Donald "..."
"What I mean is; Imagine, imagine, imagine burning the dummy! When thats in your head, shout fire!" when Donald had finished saying this, he ran to join Goofy (BTW they are standing to close to the dummy)
Sora nodded and closed his eyes and for a moment or two he was slient "FIRE!" he said without warning and shoots a fire ball out of the Keyblade
"Did he hit it?" asked Goofy about Sora, wether or not he it the dummy or not
"No..." answered Donald blankly
"Then what did he hit?" asked Goofy
"Us..." was the reply
There was a pause...Goofy and Donald checked themselfs. Goofy pants were on fire and Donald's tail featers were too; It took a monmet to regester with them;
"WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!" they screamed as they ran around trying to put themselfs out
"Oops" muttered Sora
Later...
"Great, now you can use magic too" Donald said, looking a bit put out
Sora glared at the duck, who had been having a go at him a few seconds before "I said I'm sorry! Its not my fault I'm a beginner" he protested
"Sure...anyways, Goofy, give him the other thing" Donald said to Goofy
"Whats that?" Goofy asked
"You know!"
"Do I?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yeah" and Goofy gave Sora the abilitly to Dodge Roll
Sora grinned "Yippie!" he exclaimed and started Dodge rolling around
"Abilities allow you to do all sorts of things. Guess we should look for 'em along the way, huh?" Goofy said
Sora stopped dodge rolling and got up "Okay, is that it? Let's get going!" he said
"Not 'til we're ready!" Donald reminded
"What do you mean? Not 'til we're ready? I'm ready now!" whinned Sora
Donald rolled his eyes "Oh really"
"Really"
"Dam..."
Goofy looked at Donald "What was that?" he asked
"Nothing" the duck sighed
Jiminy stood on the ground looking at them (Whoa I forgot about the cricket, lol) and said to himself "Well, I see big adventures coming their way! Looks like it's up to me to keep track of it all in my journal!"
(Me: Darn right!)
After Sora's group gets fully prepared anyway and they get on the Gummi Ship. Sora gets a wonderfuly fully explained instructions on how to control the Gummi Ship by Donald and Goofy. They take off going to where-ever, beyond and more!
End of Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles - Traverse Town
Sora: Man, endings aren't what they use ta be, eh guys
Goofy: Oh sure
Donald: Whatever...
Good grief...Anyways Read 'n' Review but thats if you wanna, flame me and I'm throwing it at Donald...and if you like it...flame something! I want to throw it at Donald :D
Donald: I hate you!
Hehehehehe, Next Chapter - Wonderland, till then Catch ya later
•°•°•Xiao Tanaka•°•°•
