Yey update! Finally! Sorry it took so long, I have my reasons anyways I'm happy with this chapter and I hope all who read this shall like it -Cough-
Thanks to...
sKyVsEaRtH: Thanks for reviewing! Glad you liked it, hehehe I agree, when Donald and Goofy meet Aerith is proberly the most funniest bit lol, me and Meeko could stop laughing about it, its a mystery how we typed it down :D (She thought up the 'leech' bit and I thought up the 'Prince' bit)
Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion: Thanks again for reviewing, glad you liked it too, I hope your friend likes these, they're not the best but hey thats life :D
The Shadowfox Mistress: Yep...the fat man is scary;
Fat Man: Hey! Thats mean
Me: Oh god...Goofy ram him!
Goofy: Thats too violent
Me: Okaaaaay...Sora go slash him!
Sora: He's not a heartless
Me: Grrrrrr! Donald go get him!
Donald: I'm not talking to you
Fat Man: Hahahaha!
Me: ¬.¬' Anway...glad to hear someone else had the same expriance as me (Running into the fat man I mean) I never thought that Leon and Co were poor before...anyway glad you liked the last chapter :D (Snigger) Oh Donald
Donald: What?
Me: (Takes the flame 'Donald dies alot in the game' and chucks it at him)
Donald: OWW!
Disclamier: Xiao Tanaka aka Me does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, I also does not own any Charaters in the story, also its rated PG, to be safe
Me: (Snicker) I'd better get on with this before I bore everyone to death
On the Gummi Ship...
"We're here!" Donald shouted, alerting everyone
Sora gave a grin "Cool! Lets go" he said heading for the door
"Wait" Goofy said
"What is it!" snapped Donald
Goofy mummbled at bit "Should we check before going out the ship?" he finally asked, Sora looked thoughtful. Donald opened the door "Nope" the duck answered to Goofy's question
Sora rolled his eyes as Donald went out "Lets follow him" he said as he followed his friend out the ship with Goofy, a little worriedly, behind
"Thats funny?" Donald said, suddenly "It feels like I'm standing on nothing"
Sora looked like he was going to strangle the duck "Thats because we are standing on nothing" They paused as it sunk in "No-one ever listens to me" Goofy said, quickly
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they screamed as they fell
Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles
Wonderland
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Various
The guys are falling James Bond style; Goofy's asleep
Wonderland
Sora and Donald landed on their feet when they reached the bottem, Donald looked up "Duck!" he cried doing so
"Yes, you are a duck" said Sora with a roll of the eyes "Finally something that didn't resolve in pain!" he cheered but the he gets crushed by Goofy "Spoke too soon" he groaned
Then without warning a White Rabbit falls out the sky and lands on Donald "Oh my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" it cried as it ran
"Come back here and feel the rath of Donald and I'll give you something to be late about!" boomed Donald as the fat little rabbit ran off
"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I'm here, I should be there the queen will have my head" cried the White Rabbit
Donald gave a shout of "I'll have it first!" after it
"So what now?" asked Sora
They walked off down the weird corridor and found...Sora looked at it "A Door?" he said
"Open it!" exclaimed Goofy
Sora gave a shrug "Ok" and opened it, he then suddenly looked surpired "What the heck? Another Door!" he cried
"I'll open it!" snorted Donald and did just that so "What! Another one!" he cried out as he saw another door
Goofy opened that door and found out that there was a way in! There were no more doors "Oh yey! No more doors" he cheered
"Whatever" sighed Donald and they went in, they looked around and Sora happend to look at the floor, he gasped, The White Rabbit had gotten smaller and had gone through a door
"What the--! How'd he get so small?" asked Sora, puzzeled
"Well buddy your too big! Duh!"
Donald jummped in shock "That doorknob! It flaming talks!" he exclaimed. The Doorknob glared at Donald "If you have something to say say it!" he snorted rudley
"Hmmmm?" Goofy thought outloud
"That'll do, by the way I'm tried and you clowns woke me up" snapped the Doorknob
Goofy smiled and waved to the Doorknob "G'mornin'" he said, cheerfuly, the reply he got was "Goodnight! I need my beauty sleep!" The Doorknob gave a loud yawn and go ready to sleep again, Sora saw this;
"Wait a second! How do we get small?" Sora said to the Doorknob
"Try the bottle, over there" mummbled the Doorknob
The table rises up to reveal some bottles on it "Which one?" asked Sora
"Orange!" Goofy said
"No!" butted in Donald "Blue! Thats my colour!"
Goofy tilted his head "But your bad luck?" he recived and icey glare from Donald and the comment of "Shut it!"
Sora rolled his eyes, annoyedly "I'm going for blue; because I want to!" he said and had a drink out of the blue bottle, So did Donald and Goofy "Hmmm tastes like Cherry tart" he commented
"Custard" added Donald
Goofy joined in too "Pinapple"
"Roast turkey" Sora continued
A/N: I could't help but put that bit from the flim in :D
Donald was about to contiue when he noticed the size of the orange bottle "Huh?"
"What is it?" asked Sora
There was a pause before Donald exclaimed "Holy majoly! We've shrunk"
"Sora, we've shrunk the duck" sniggered Goofy (A/N: Who wouldn't snigger at Donald?)
"No Goofy, he's not joking! We have!" Sora said, alarmed as he looked around, Goofy also looked around "Aww shucks" he sighed
Sora thought for a bit "Quick! We can get through that door now!" he grinned
"Yeah" Donald said
At the Door...
"We're back" Sora said as they came up to the Doorknob
Donald glared at the Doorknob "Open up!" he ordered
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" was the reply
"Well this didn't work out" Goofy mummbled
Sora gave a sigh "Now what?"
Donald shot a look at Sora "We should be asking you!"
Meanwhile Goofy was doing something else "Hmm...whats under this bed?" he said a he crawled under
"Goofy? What are you doing?" sighed Sora, seeing his friend go under the bed
"Guys, I found a way in somewhere" came Goofy's voice
"Trust him..." moaned Donald
Sora glared at Donald "Hold on, we're comming" and he and Donald crawled under after Goofy and went through the way in somewhere
"Goofy, for being an idiot, you surpirse me at times" Donald smriked
Goofy looked at his friend "Huh?"
"My bad" sighed Donald
In the Queen's Castle...
A girl who's name is Alice is standing next to a podium on trial, The White Rabbit gets to his position and blows the trumpet. Donald throws an egg at him, it misses sadly
"Court is now in session!" panted the White Rabbit
Alice looked confused "I'm on trial? But why?"
"Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, presiding!" contiued the White Rabbit
The Queen of Hearts looked at Alice "This girl is the culprit! Theres no doubt about it...and the reason is because I said so that's why!" she bellowed
"That is so unfair!" protested Alice
"So? Any last words!" said The Queen of Hearts
Alice glanced up at the Queen "Of course! I've done absolutly nothing wrong! You may be Queen, but I'm afraid that doesn't give you the right to be do...so mean!" he finished, firmly
"SLIENCE!" boomed The Queen of Hearts and with that shout she blews five cards away
"Oh my god! Duck and cover people!" exclaimed Donald, doing so
"You dare defy me?" The Queen of Hearts bellowed at poor Alice
Sora looked at all this "Hey guys we should help her" he said, he then noticed Donald walking off "Come on!" he saidpulling Donald back
"We're outsiders we shouldn't muddle in the situation" Goofy said in a matter-of-fact tone of voice
"Meddle!" corrected Donald
Goofy shruged "Whichever way we don't have expirance in this place and strange lands"
(Meanwhile)
The Queen of Hearts looked at Alice "The court finds the defedant...guilty!"
Alice gave a gasp
"So to punish her for trying to take my heart, OFF WITH HER HEAD!" ordered the Queen of Hearts
"No! No! Oh please!" begged Alice
Donald opened his mouth to say something to Goofy when he heard;
"Hold it right there!" it was Sora! And he was running towards the Queen
"Oh jeez..." groaned Donald
The Queen of Hearts looked at Sora and his friends, who had joined him, one with force "Who are you? How dare you interfere with my court!"
"Pardon me but I know who the real culprit is..." started Sora
The Queen of Hearts glared "Who? You!"
"Nope it's Donald" smiled Sora
Donald looked horrified "Hey!" he protested
"Anyway she's not the one you want" Sora said, trying not to laugh due to what he had said about Donald
The Queen of Hearts gave them death looks and snarled " That's nonesence! Have you any proof?"
That stubbed them;
"No please" Alice cried out as got thrown in a cage
The Queen turned to Sora and Co "Bring me eveidence or off with all your heads"
And the guys ran off holding their heads
In the Lotus Forest...
Sora looked around "Hmmmm?" then suddenly the Cheshire Cat's head appeared
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the guys
The Cheshire Cat now had his body balencing on his head then it jumps off andit putshis head back on
"Ok, keep your head on!" comment Sora, a little freaked
Donald glared at the Cat "Who are you!" he demanded
"Meow...Who indeed, Poor Alice soon to lose her head and she's not even guilty of a thing" sighed the Cheshire Cat
"Who's the culprit? Tell us!" Sora snapped
The Cheshire Cat gave Sora a dirty look "No! The Cheshire Cat has all the answers, but sometimes never tells"
"What did he say?" blinked Sora
Goofy gave a shrug "Don't know, he's speaking in riddles"
"Riddles what are they?" asked Sora
"Oh my god..." groaned Donald
The Cheshire Cat intrrupted them "Hello? Back to me please! The answer, the culprit, the cat all lie in darkness"
"I HATE RIDDLES!" shouted Donald, pulling his hair--- errr I mean feathers out
Goofy was standing there thoughfull then said outloud "The answer, culprit and cat all lie in darkness" then he turned to the Cheshire Cat and asked "Are you a heartless?"
Cheshire Cat then disappeared "Wait!" cried Sora, then he glared at Goofy "Awww great going Goofy..."
"They've already lest the forest; I won't say whick exit; there are four pice of evidance. Three are a cinch to find, fourth is tricky. Big reward if you find them all" came the Cat's voice
Sora kicked a mushroom "Damit! More chours"
"Should we trust him?" Donald said to Sora "He is a cat for crying out loud"
"Trust or no trust? I'll trust you'll decied" came the Cat's voice again
At this everyone shouted "STOP TALKING IN FLAMING RIDDLES!"
"Make me!" snapped the Cat
They walked around for a little bit and find a cute pink box
"What is it?" asked Sora, kicking it softly
Goofy jummped up and down "Oooh Oooh! I know this!"
"Yes Goofy?" said Donald, rolling his eyes
"It's evidance" said Goofy, proud of what he had said
Donald glared at him "No, its a box" Goofy looked confused "Inside it?" he suggested, Donald gave a mummble of "Lets see"
Sora opened the box a bit and looked in "Foot prints..lordy" he comented
"That felt pointless" sighed Donald
"Lets look for the others..." Goofy said
(Two days later...)
"THATS IT! I'M FINISHED! LOOKING FOR THE EVIDANCE IS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE AND TO TOP IT OFF WE'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR TWO DAYS!" bellowed Donald
Goofy sadly noded in agreement "Yeah, we're tired"
"I supose.." sighed Sora
"Supose? Is that all you can say!" Donald snarled
Sora looked up and glared at them "But Alice is counting on us!"
"Sora! We are going to die out here looking for flaming evidance! Plus we don't even know her!" snapped Donald
"FINE! We'll stop but thats only so you'll stop nagging me" thundered Sora and he stormed off
Goofy looked confused "What happened?" he said
Later, at the Queens Castle...
"Here's your flaming evidance!" snapped Sora to a Red Card
The Red Card looked at Sora "Are you ready to present evidence before the queen?"
"Duh!" Sora snorted
"Very well. Counsel, step up to the podium" The Red Card said
The evidence begins
"Now, show me what you have found!" boomed the Queen of Hearts
Sora shows the Queen of Hearts the item/box thing
The Queen looked baffeled "Well, that's the most poorest amout of evidence I've ever seen! Cards! Bring forth my evidence!" so the Cards revealed the Queen of Hearts evidence "Hmm, checking all five would only be a waste of time...All right, then, Choose the one you wish to present, I'll decide who's guilty based on that evidence"
"What? After all the trouble of collecting it?" groaned Sora
The Queen of Hearts glared at Sora "You dare object? Then you will lose your head! Now, choose! One box!"
Sora gave a shrug and chose a box "Are you certain? No second chances!" The Queen shouted, Sora glared at her "I'm sure!" he snapped
"Now we shall see who the real culprit is" The Queen of Hearts grinned
Donald's figure appears
"WHAT!" exclaimed Donald, but was cut off and thrown in a cage "SORA! YOU LITTLE--!" he growled
Goofy hid under his shield "Uh oh"
"HAHA SUCKER!" laughed Sora
The Queen of Hearts gave a cry of "Aha! You are the culprits"
"No! I told you it was Donald" protested Sora
"Shut up! Your all guitly!" The Queen boomed
Donald started jumping up and down in his cage "Sora, ya moron! Do something!"
"Seize them at once!" ordered the Queen of Hearts
The cage with Alice rises up and the Cards go after Sora and Goofy
"Cards! If they touch the tower, you lose your heads!" boomed the Queen
"Oh crud" said Sora as he got attacked by the Cards "Oh my god I'm getting beaten by pices of plastic"
Donald rolled his eyes "Card" he corrected
"Whatever!"
"We need a distraction" Goofy said
Sora rubbed his chin "Hmmmm...I have a plan! Goofy get ready to ram those cards!" he ordered
"Huh?" said Goofy but did as Sora asked
Sora jumped next to the Queen of Hearts "Hiya Queenie" he said
"GET THEM YOU FOOLS!" The Queen of Hearts boomed
"Shut it!" snapped Sora, attacking the Queen
The Queen of Hearts gave a cry of "Ahhh!" as she fells over so everyone could see her heart decorated pants or what ever she's wearing, at this sight, The Cards started to crack up laughing
"Goofy ram 'em now!" Sora shouted
"Ok" said Goofy and ramed the Cards "Ahhhhh!" they cried
Sora grinned and turned to Goofy "Attack the tower!" Goofy nodded
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!" exclaimed Donald, shaking the bars of his cage
Sora turned to look at Donald "Donald, would you please be quiet while I'm trying to save your neck!"
"Fine" the duck snorted and sat down in a pout
Sora and Goofy finally managed to destroy the Tower to lower the cage to the ground. After that, they find out Alice is not in the cage
"I'M FREE!" cried Donald, happily
"Oh bully" sighed Sora
Goofy nodded his head "No kidden'"
"Shut it! Huh? Wheres Alice" Donald asked
Sora rolled his eyes at his friend "Thats what we want to know!"
"She proberly got kidnapped while we we're fighting" shruged Donald
"We? We? What the hell do you mean by 'we'!" boomed Sora
Goofy blinked "Why would anyone want to kidnapped her anyway?"
The Queen of Hearts turned to the Cards "YOU FOOLS FIND THE ONE BEHIND THIS! I DON'T CARE HOW!" and then she started to jump up and down; the whole world shakes
"WHOA!" cried everyone on the world
"Earthquake!" exclaimed Sora
A black card turned to Sora and Co "Yeah its the Queen! She's mad and she's jumpin'!" The Cards run for it
In the Lotus Forest...
A flower spits a rock out and the Cheshire Cat is on top of it
"Meeeeeoooow...did you have fun?" the Cheshire Cat asked
"Have you seen Alice?" asked Donald
The Cheshire Cat glanced at them "Alice no, Shadows yes, why do you ask?"
"Where'd they go?" Goofy asked
The Cheshire Cat shruged "No matter" and then the cat vanished
"Stupid cat!" shouted Donald
They wonder around untill they find a derserted garden;
Sora looked around "A Tea Party Garden?" he said
"Really?" Goofy asked
"Yeah!" grinned Sora
Donald jumped in the air "Lets Party!" Goofy was looking at a picture of the Mad Hatter and March Hare "Look at those sad people"
"Do ya think they were real once" Donald asked Sora
"Proberly" shruged Sora, he tried to pick one of the teapots up but due to it being flat he couldn't manage this "Stupid flat teapot!" he thundered
Goofy looked at the house "Lets go in the house" he said and Donald nodded "Agreed" the duck said and they went in
In the upside down Bizzare Room..
The Cheshire Cat appeared "They're hiding somewhere and the momeraths outgrabe, want to find shadows? Try turning on the light" it suggested and then vanished
Sora's group touched one of the lights and it turned on
The Cheshire Cat appeared again "It's too dim, Make it brighter"
"What next" groaned Donald
"One more lamp that you need to light" and with that the Cheshire Cat disappered again
Sora's group turned on the second light
The Cheshire Cat appeared again "All the lights are on, you'll see the shadows soon they'll arise in this room, but somewhere else, the shadows might go after that doorknob, too" and with that it vanished
"The Doorknob? I understand the heartless aka Shadows going after Sora but...The Doorknob?" Donald said, puzzeled
"Oh my god back there!" groaned Sora, rembering how far way the room they needed to get to was
"Guess so.." sighed Goofy
In the normal Bizzare Room
"There's the cat! On the top of the table" pointed out Sora
Goofy looked at the Doorknob "Hello" he said
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" was the reply
Donald glared at Goofy "Come-on Goofy!"
"Good-bye" finished Goofy to the Doorknob and they climbed up the table and went over to the Cheshire Cat
"The shadows should be here soon ...Are you prepared for the worst? If not too bad" and with thar the Cheshire Cat vanisheed and the Heartless Boss called the Trick Master or the Trix Master as I call him comes down
A/N: This boss/heartless is my favoirote ever :D
Sora gave a gasp "It's the Trix Master! That flaming cat trick us!"
Donald and Goofy have been K.O'ed
"They must be tired from looking for evidance" sighed Sora
"And just what do you mean?" asked the Trix Master
Sora sighed "Nothing... "
"Evidance? You only found one flaming box!" snorted the Trix Master
Sora glared at the Trix Master "Your ment to kill me not ask about this!" he snapped
The Trix Master then blew Fire at Sora "Hahaha" it laughed
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sora and he puts himself out "Dam! Hmmmm..."
"Well?" the Trix Master asked
Sora grinned "I have something that you should fear of!"
"Whats that? Donald?" the Trix Master sniggered
"Him too, but no! I have Scissors!" Sora exclaimed
The Trix Master was confused "What?"
Sora then jummped up and using his scissors he cuts the Trix Masters arms off
"Boo Hoo, Now I can't burn you anymore" the Trix Master sobbed and Sora proceeds to kill the thing with the Keyblade
"Ding Bong, It's dead" Sora cheered ad the Trix Master dies, boo hoo
Donald then came up behind Sora "Hello? What happened" he asked
"Yea?" Goofy said, also coming up behind Sora "Did we miss sumthin'?"
Sora grinned and shook his head "Nope, not a thing"
"What a racket, how's a handle/Doorknob to get to get any sleep" groaned the Doorknob, annoyedly and it gave a yawn Suddenly, a keyhole appeared in the Doorknob's mouth when this happened, Sora's Keyblade gives out a beam that locks the keyhole sealing the world from the Heartless
(A/N: Yeah, for about five minutes anyway)
Donald walked over and stared "What the hell was that!" he exclaimed
"Did I lock something?" Sora asked
"Sounded like it" said Goofy
The Doorknob gave a cough "Ack" and spits out a Gummi Block
"This gummi ani't like any of the others I've seen, no sir" Goofy said, looking at it
Donald picked up the Gummi Block "I'll hold onto it"
"Goodbye Gummi block" waved Sora
Goofy was confused "Why ya saying that?" he asked
"Once Donald has it we'll never see it again" Sora replied
"Shut up!" snapped Donald and puts the block in his hat
Then a farmiler someone appears, yes, its the bloody cat aka The Cheshire Cat "Splendid! Your quite a hero, but theres something your missing" it said
"What?" Sora asked
The Cheshire Cat gave Sora a look "I won't tell you but I'll give you something" and gives Sora the magic spell; Blizzard "If your looking for Alice, she not here she's gone with the shadows" and with that the Cheshire Cat vanished
"Nooooo!" cried Sora
"What are you saying 'no' for? Anyway lets get back to the ship, we might find her in another world" Donald said
Goofy looked confused again "Yeah, but how do we get back to the ship?"
Donald rolled his eyes "We use a save point"
"But? This is a fan-fic there arn't save points in fan-fics" Sora reminded
Donald stared at Sora "...What the hell..." he said and walked off
"But its true!" shouted Sora after the duck
"It is?" asked Goofy
Sora looked at Goofy "Oh my-- Donald! Wait for me!" he shouted and ran after the duck
"Wait for me guys!" cried Goofy and runs after them
And they go off to the next world again! Exciting huh? Not much of an ending but hey (Shrug)
End of Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles - Wonderland
Finished already? Oh well...I'll try to update ASAP but it depends...Read 'n' Review but thats if you wanna, Flame at Donald's risk and if you liked it please flame so I can throw it at Donald :D Thank you
Donald: Can't you throw it at Sora or someone?
No way! Next Chapter - Olympus Coliseum, till then Catch ya later
•°•°•Xiao Tanaka•°•°•
