Yey Update, new chapter! No I'm not dead but real life is interfereing, darn it! This chapter is short due to the fact I HATE (Meeko likes it though) this world! All the fighting, ack, (I'm not a good fighter :D, but do I care...maybe) anyways, the next chapter might take some time, sorrys about that
Thanks to...
Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion: Small world huh? (About that fat man BTW, and man I wish it was possible to kill NPC's >:D MUHAHAHAHA -cough-) Glad you liked the Wonderland Chapter (My fave bit is the Cards coment about the Queen jummping up and down, cracks me each time) I have no idea what Fushigi Yugi but it sounds cool :D I like that Poem ('Thinking of you' ect) I found the KH2 Poem so I'm puting it here for you :D
"Walking this road,
Without you,
To remake forgotten promises and meet you at roads end."
"Faded Memories,
Reconstucted Memories,
A dream - a dream of you,
In a world without you."
"A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory.
A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream.
I want to line the pieces up --
yours and mine."
So cool :D
Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles
Olympus Coliseum
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking
They all arrive at the bloody Coliseum
"Where the hell are we now?" asked Donald as they walked through the gates
Goofy was reading a tour guide of the place at that moment "It says were at the Olympus Coliseum" he quoted
"Whats that?" asked Sora
"Tournament type place, fight a lot" shruged Goofy, throwing the guide away
Donald look a long look at the place "I don't think the kings gonna be here or your friends"
"How do you know?" Sora asked, glaring at Donald
"Because I do!" snapped Donald
Sora lost his temper "Stuff you I'm going in!" and with that he marched into the building, Goofy looked at Donald "Should we go after him?" the knight asked
Donald sighed "Ok, but that's because he'll do something stupid" and they followed they're friend
Inside, they see a goat man, whowas fiddling with a sign "Ah! Good timing give me a hand will ya; Move that pedestal over there for me. I gotta spruce this place up for the games" it said without turning around
"He's joking…" mummbled Donald looking at the pedestal
"Well should we do it?" Goofy asked Sora
Sora gave a grin "Heck yeah!" and they went over to it "1 - 2 -3 -- HEAVE!"
(Two hours later)
"No good! It only moved an inch" sighed Sora
Donald shook his head "And not even that!" he added
"Now what?" asked Goofy, Donald meanwhile was grummbling things about the goat man "Cheeky freaking Goat" he mummbled
Sora nooded his head in agreement "I shall complain" and with that he stormed over to the Goat man "Its way too heavy, ya fool!" he snapped
"What!" exclaimed the Goat man (Who I'm now calling Phil becaus calling him the Goat man is starting to get annoying) "To heavy, since when have been such a little---" he stopped and turned around to see Sora "Oh wrong guy, what're you doing here?" asked Phil
Goofy looked at Sora a little worriedly "What should we say?" he asked "Nothing" replyed Sora
"This here's the worlds-freaking-famous Coliseum—Heroes Only!" Phil said as he jummped down of the pedestal he was standing on and started advancing on Donald "And I got my hand flippin' full for the games!"
"Ahhhhhh!" cried Donald
Sora steped between Phil and Donald "Hey leave the duck alone! Don't be so mean!" he told Phil
"Thank you"
But Donald spoke to soon "I'm not done yet; He's our friend, Mister, and I'll be mean to him!" Sora said and kicked Donald to prove the point
"Dam you!" shouted the duck
Phil rolled his eyes "Yeah whatever, Run along pip-squeak" Sora started to pout, Phil sighed "Look mate its like this, Heroes are coming from all over"
Donald looks at him "Weirdo!" he shouted but Sora shushed him, Phil contiued "To fight ferocious monsters, beasts and demons right here in the coliseum"
"Sora's a real hero chosen by the Keyblade and if that isn't enough proof for ya pal then there's nothing more I can do for ya!" Donald said
Sora started jumping up and down in the background "YOU TELL HIM DONALD!" he cheered, then he went to do a high-five with the duck
"Not on your life" snorted Donald
Goofy scrached his head "Are we heroes?" Donald glared at him "Duh!"
"Heroes? That runt!" exclaimed Phil
Donald looked at Sora and Goofy and pointe to himself "Which one?" he asked
"Whats that suppose to mean!" snapped Sora
"Nothing..." muttered Donald
Phil in the meanwhile was just craking himself laughing "Whats so funny? I've fought a bunch of monsters!" Sora snapped
"Heartless" corrected Donald
"Donald, stop, being so policy correct!" shouted Sora, annoyedly
Phil intrrupted them "Hey! If you can't even move this" Sora grinned "Can you?" he asked, cockly
"With these old legs?" protested Phil
Sora looked baffeled "Old legs? There not even straight!"
"FINE!" shouted Phil and started to shove the block, but it didn't move
Phil was now strugeling but kept on "If you can move this, you can't call yourself…"
"Typical" groaned Sora, folding his arms
Goofy looked at Sora "Knew it" he added
Donald closed his eyes "God..."
"A hero!" finished Phil and then fell down panting. Sora, Donald and Goofy started to crack themselfs laughing
"Sorry I had mini pork pies today" apoilged Phil and got up "Okay so it takes more that brawn, well, well, lets see what you can do..."
Donald and Goofy nearly fell over for some reason "Ahh" they exclaimed, Sora shook his head "God, you guys are useless!"
(After they do the barrel thing)
"Ya know, ya anit bad kid" shruged Phil
Sora looked annoyed "Kid? Is that all you can say; Kid!" he snapped
"Shut up!" snapped Donald, walking over to Sora
"Heheheh, looks like I'm heading for the games" grined Sora, puting his hand behind his head
Donald glared at Sora "Oh no your not I want some coke" Goofy joined in "I want a hot dog"
"NO, I'M DOING THE FREAKING GAMES!" shouted Sora
Phil shook his head "Sorry kid but no"
"Huh?" Sora asked
Phil put his fingers in a peace sign (A/N: Well I don't know how to describie it) "Two words"
"Don't tell me!" intrrupted Donald, Phil lost his temper "Thats it!" he shouted and poked Donalds eyes (Ow)
Donald, coving his eyes, starting running around "OWWW! MY EYES! MY FREAKING EYES!" he cried
"Medic, Medic!" exclaimed Goofy
"Shut up!" snapped Sora and they did "Sorry Sora" they mummbled
Sora smiled "Thank you"
Phil gave a cough "Ahem! Back to me! Two words; You guys ain't heroes!" he snapped, Goofy started counting his fingers
"Bastard! You could at least learn to count when you're giving disappointing news!" shouted Donald
"Come on!" begged Sora, Goofy was still counting his fingers and Donald looked down all sad
Phil got mad and shouted "HERE HAVE THE SPELL THUNDER AND GET LOST!"
"YEY! Wait I mean NO!" Sora said, But they get thrown out
As they decented down the stairs Donald's face was like a thunder cloud, Sora looked a bit possessed and Goofy looks…Goofy
"Rather a stubborn old goat, don't cha think?"
Donald looked behind him to see Hades! God of the Underworld standing there, by the way he doesn't know who Hades is "Who the hell are you!" he snapped
(A/N: Donald! Is that anyway to speak to the God of the Underworld?)
"Whoa, hold on there, fuzz boy" Hades stared
Sora grinned "Thats Feather boy" he corrected
"SHUT UP!" shouted Donald
"Wait hold there, you enter the games, right?" asked Hades
Goofy smiled "Yep" Sora glared at him "I can answer, thank you!"
Hades went up behind Sora and puts hand on Sora's shoulder "Come my child" he whispered in Sora's ears
"Don't touch me" exclaimed Sora, shaking Hades off
Hades rolled his eyes "Fine! Hey get a load of this!" and then he clicked his fingers and a pass appeared in Sora's hand
"What the hell?" Sora said, startled
"It's a pass!" Goofy said
Sora lost his temper again "STOP BLODDY ANSWERING FOR ME!" he shouted
"It's all yours, good luck kid, I'm be routing for you little shorty" said Hades, starting to sneek off
Donald looked at him "Me?" he asked
"No!" snapped Hades and disappered
They go back in and talk to Phil "How'd you get this pass!" the goat man exclaimed
"Can we enter now?" asked Sora
Phil sighed "Guess so, we'll start with the ingredients"
"Huh?" Goofy said
"I mean preliminaries" said Phil, correcting himself
After they fight monsters
Phil smiled "Not bad glad ya gave to me for coaching"
"Freak off no we didn't!" snapped Donald
"Hu?" Goofy said looking behind Phil. Cloud then walked out looking like Mister Cool
He has spiky hair like me! I have competition thought Sora
I think I see a bug in Sora's hair thought Goofy, looking in Sora's hair
Jerk...Can we go? thought Donald
"Morons!" snapped Cloud at them for some reason
And the guys just shouted back "WE KNOW THAT!"
"What a jerk" mummbled Phil and pulled out a Kingdome Hearts stragdy guide "Something tells me he'll be a hard one to beat, who knows you will end up fighting him"
(A/N: Please don't sue me! I don't hate Cloud, he's not a jerk, I'm only joking)
Sora and co were shouting "CLOUD IS A JERK; CLOUD IS A JERK" in the background
(A/N: I hope Cloud doesn't turn around)
After they fight more monsters...
"Dear lord you are good" mummbled Phil to himself, then said outloud "I wish he was here to see this"
Sora blinked "He? He? Who's He?" asked Sora
"Hercules. A hero if ever there was one. Too bad he's off visiting his father" sighed Phil
They fight more monsters...but watching them...
"That little bastard is your next opponent ok! Now don't blow it, just take 'im out" said Hades to Cloud
Cloud looked at Hades, confused " The great lord of the underworld is afraid of a brat? Sorry but my contract says—"
"I KNOW! DO WANT TO KNOW WHY I KNOW BECAUSE I WROTE THE GODDAM CONTRACT" bellowed Hades, throwing a hissy-fit, then he pulled out a copy of the contract and put his glasses on "It says your only required to kill Hercules at this tournament—But you've gotta fight him to get to him. Come on! It's like the goat says Rule 11: Its all just a game have fun with it!"
"…." Cloud just looked Hades
Hades sighed "Ok one or two casualty's on the way isn't that at bad right?"
"Whatever" shruged Cloud and walked off
"Geez stiffer than those stiffs back home, but still suckers like him are hard to come by" Hades said to himself
Sora and co fight more monsters, then they have to fight Cloud
"Is that the best you can do?" asked Cloud, after Sora and co had attacked him a few times
Sora glared at him "You just wait!" and with that they kick Cloud's arse and he (Cloud) falls on his knees
"Jerk! Jerk!" cried eveyone
Sora went over to Cloud was about to help him up, but so onlt Cloud could be crushed by a cute little puppy; Cerberus
(A/N: CUTE! What waswe thinking :D)
"Oh right there was one other rule I forgot; Accidents happen" mummbled Hades and he sneeked off
Cerberus gave a roar "Each of us get dinner today!" it cried, suddenly Hercules's jumps in and holds the puppy up
"Herc!" exclaimed Phil
Hercules looked at Phil "Phil! Get them outta here!" he shouted and Sora, Phil, Donald and Goofy ran for it
(In the Lobey, or something like that)
"Whew that was close! That was Cerberus the guardian of the underworld. Herc should be able to handle him but then again he might not..." Phil said
Sora blinked "Whatever" and went with Donald and Goofy out into the Area
Meanwhile Hercules had grabbed Cloud and are now cornered, then Sora and Co runs in and Hercules escapes
"I got two words of advise; attack!" shouted Phil, then ran for it
Goofy looked confused "But thats only one word?"
"So!" snapped Sora "Ack! What do we do?"
Donald, meanwhile, had gathered an Army of Disney Brooms "Attack!" the duck ordered
"What are they going to do? Swep me to death?" asked Cerberus
Donald grinned "As a matter of fact! Yes!" and the Brooms swep the dog to death (A/N: Don't ask)
Later...
Phil was standing on a pedestan and reading from a bit of paper "Thus, I, do hereby dub thee junior heroes and confer upon thee full rights and privileges to participate in the games. Further—"
"Hey what do you mean Junior heroes! I know I'm short but this is riducolos!" snapped Donald
Phil shook his head "You poor excuses for rookies still have no idea what it takes to be a true hero"
"Oh and you do" snorted Sora
Goofy scrached his head "So, Ummm what does it take?" he asked
"Well Ummm it started back in my childhood" started Hercules
"He's not your physiatrist Herc" Phil said
A/N: I'm not sating Hercules is mental, I'm joking, don't take it seriously, just saying :D
Hercules looked embaressed "Oops, -Cough- Well, that's just something you will have to find out yourself; Just like me!"
Sora rolled his eyes "We're doomed" he mummbled
"No kidden Sherlock" agreed Donald
Phil glared at them "Well sorry to burst your bubbles but there won't be any games after the mess you guys made!"
"What!" exclaimed Sora, Donald and Goofy. Phil snickered to himself
"Okay Fine! We'll be back" said Sora and then he and his friends left
Phil shook his head in dis-belife " I still can't believe that kid took out Cerberus"
"AHEM! Just between us-" Hercules started
Phil looked confused "What have you broke your neck?" he asked
"No! I'd already worn Cerberus down by the time that little guy jumped in" contiuned Hercules
"My lips are sealed" Phil smriked
Meanwhile outside; All by myself plays in the background
"Hey you ok?" asked Sora as he saw Cloud (Hence the Song)
"Duh" sighed Cloud
Sora was silent for a bit "So they did you join dark side?" he asked
"Well I'm looking' for someone; Hades that jerk promised to help…" Cloud said, sadly
They guys blinked at him (Cloud)
"I tried to exploit the power of darkness but it backfired like a 25 revolver, I fell into darkness and I couldn't see the light" Cloud sighed
Sora looked a little frighted "He reminds me of Leon -COUGH- You'll find it Cloud; I'm searching too" he finished
"Oh no! Sora's talking like Leon, Nooooooo!" cried Goofy
"We need earplugs" groaned Donald
Cloud looked up at Sora "For your light….Don't lose sight of it" and gives Sora the ability Sonic Blade (YEY :D)
"How's about a rematch some time Cloudy" Sora called after Cloud, as he (Cloud) walked away
"Clody" mummbled Donald
Sora glared at Donald, then contiued calling after Cloud "Fair and square no dark powers involved!"
"What are dark powers an everyday thing now?" asked Donald
Cloud stopped and flicked his hair "I'll pass"
"SMILE CLOUD!" exclaimed Sora, with a sudden burst of happiness
Goofy looked freaked out and he turned to Donald "Sora delusional! Let's take him back to the Gummi ship!"
"Agreed" nodded Donald and they draged Sora back to the ship
Sora screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
When they were gone the place goes dark
"He's strong and he's kind and he's always there for you and he's handsome to boot…Perfect…Perfect…PERFECTLY INFURIATING! HE DRIVES ME CRAZY!" exclaimed Hades, blowing his top (Literly) "Wait why am I worried? All the pieces are in place, Ok let Hercules train the brat and then next games I'll finish them both" there was a pause "Who invited you? My party! My show!" And behind Hades was Maleficent
"As you wish, fight to your hearts content..." Maleficent said and with that she sneeked off, Hades glared at this...
Meanwhile, with Sora and Co...
Goofy looked out the window at the new world; Deep Jungle "Maybe King Mickey's down there?" he thought outloud
"In a backwater place like that, I think not lets move on" snorted Donald
"Lets go check it out, Riku and Kairi might be there" Sora said
Donald glared at him "No!"
"Just land" Sora snapped
Donald turned around in his seat and gave Sora the icey glare he could make "Over my dead body! No!" he bellowed
"That can be arranged!" snapped Sora, summoning the Keyblade
"Oh dear" mummbled Goofy, hiding under his shield
Sora sat down in his chair and put on a sad face "Come on!" he begged
"Aw Phooey!" Donald snapped and sat down and folded his arms
Then without warning Sora lunged foward and pressed some button "We're landing!" he shouted
The Ship shook wildly "No! Don't touch that! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Donald and they get hurled towards the world
CLIFFHANGER! What will happen to our heroes? What strange things will they meet in this new world? Who knows, I mean I know but I'm being dramatic... :D
End of Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles - Olympus Coliseum
FINALLY DONE! I'll try to update ASAIPC (As soon as I possibily can) but it depends...oh it depends; Anyways Read 'n' Review but thats if you wanta, Flame at the ducks risk, I can't be bothered to write the next bit
Donald: YEY!
Oh bully...Next Chapter - Deep Jungle, til then Catch ya later
•°•°•Xiao Tanaka•°•°•
