Guess who's back? Oh well, anyways UPDATE! NEW CHAPTER! Finally! This took forever to do due to part of this being umm? Well its not inportant! Its up -cough- Shut up, Xiao, Shut up

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Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion Thanks for reviewing! Yeah the bit where Donald throws a spazz-mon-all (Or something like that) at everyone, that always makes me smile or chuckle :D

Disclamier: Xiao Tanaka aka Me does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, I also does not own any Charaters in the story, also its rated PG, yo be safe, and now on with the Show!


Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles

Back at Traverse Town

Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko

Key

"Speaking"

Narrator/Narrator

Thinking


"Traverse Town! YEY!" exclaimed Sora as he and Co walked through the gates

Donald glared "Shut up!" he snapped

"Now what do we do?" asked Goofy

Donald pulled out his list of 'things to do' mainy there was the top 10 things to do to Sora which read as follows;


10 things to do to Sora

1. Annoy him

2. Make him clean the toilet

3. Starve him

4. De-hydrate him

5. Make him do all the chouros

6. Take his Hair gel away

7. Make him answer the phone when he's drunk

8. Tell people bad things about Sora

9. Don't let him drive the Gummi Ship!

10. He cooks and cleans


"Hey, you haven't answered Goofy's question" came Sora's voice

Donald gave an inocent grin and turned the paper over on the back was written 'find Leon' from eariler "Umm, we have to find Leon?"

"Works for me" smiled Goofy

"All right then smarty...?" started Sora

Goofy looked confused "Whats wrong?" he asked

"I can't call him smarty pants can I? He isn't wearing any" Sora said

Donald gave Sora a 'shut up' look "Come on..."

LATER; They come to a big fence

"What do we do?" asked Sora, looking at the fence

They looked at it but I was impossible to climb, they were thinking on going until Goofy shouted "Look a red trinity mark!"

"Wonder what it does?" questioned Sora, half to himself

"Lets see then shall we" smiled Donald (Dude! World record!)

They touched it and found themselfs in a line, Donald infront, Sora in the middle and Goofy and the end and then perform Trinity Charge, but I call it Trinity Shove ;-)

"Ah...that wasn't so bad" said Donald, as he ran into the fence

"Here I come!" called Sora, as he got ready to run

Donald looked worried "No please!" he begged, too late! Sora ramed into him and then Goofy smacks the lot of them

"That wern't bad" smiled Goofy, lying ontop of Sora and Donald

"For some!" came a muffeled voice from underneth Sora and Goofy

They clamber over the boxs and arive in the Allyway, they find another Red Trinity and they do it again but hit metal bars, ouch; In the Secret Water way...

"The Pain..." mummbled Donald (Well after being bashed into METAL BARS! I'm not surprised)

Sora glared "Oh Shush!"

"Look! There's Leon" pointed Goofy

Leon turned around and looked at them as they got onto land "So, you found the Keyhole..."

"Yea? So?" shruged Sora

Donald started to go off on one "So! Its important!" he snapped

"Its not like I did anything, the Keyblade locked the dam thing by itself" Sora said, carelessly

"Good"

They guys looked behind Leon and saw Aeris

"Every worlds among the stars has a Keyhole and each one leads to the heart of that worlds" said Leon

Goofy looked shocked "The worlds have hearts!"

"What were the chances of that" mummbled Donald

Sora sighed "So that means theres a Keyhole in Town?"

"Excatly" Leon nodded

Goofy look puzzeled "But Sora how do you know?"

"Ummm? I don't know? How do you guys know?" Sora asked, Leon and Aeris

"These 'Knows' are really getting to me" Donald grummbled

Aeris looked at Sora "It was in Ansem's report" she said

"Ansem" said Goofy, just like that time when they first went to Traverse Town

Donald gave a loud groan of "Not again!"

"The Heartless enter through the Keyhole and do something to the worlds core" Leon explained

Sora looked at Leon "What happens to the world, by the way?" he asked

"It goes out like a candle" Aeris sighed

"Wha?" asked Sora, Donald and Goofy

Aeris looked sad "It disappears"

"WHAT!"

"Thats why your key is so important Sora" Leon finished

Aeris looked Sora "Please lock all the Keyholes, your the only one that can"

"I don't know" mummbled Sora

Donald looked surprised, then automaticly lost it "What the heck do you mean by 'I don't know' all the worlds will die! Die! If you don't do something!"

"Maybe your not such a heartless guys as we thought you were" smiled Goofy

"Shut up!" ahouted Donald and jumped up and hit Goofy

Goofy rubbed his head "Ow! I spoke too soon"

"Anyways seeing new worlds will be good for you Sora" Leon butted in

Donald stopped trying to kill Goofy amd smiled at Sora "Yeah!"

"We have to find your friends and King Mickey anyway Sora" Goofy had his shield infront of him, to defend himself from Donald

Sora grinned "Ok! Oh Leon, we found some Gummi blocks that are different from others, any ideas what what there for?"

"Ask Cid, he should know" Aeris said

Leon quickly looked up "Wait Sora take this with you" and he gaves Sora the Earthshrine gem "This stone hold mysterious power, I've benn holding onto it for good luck but I want you to hold onto it"

"How do you use it?" asked Sora

Donald gave Sora a stare "Sora, its a stone"

"Yeah you can't use a stone" Goofy said

Sora blinked "Ummm Leon?"

Goofy leaned over to Sora "Lets go"

"Ok"


At the Accesory Shop

"What've have you get there?" asked Cid, seeing somthing in Sora's hand

Sora glared, he now regreted coming "None of your buisness!" he snapped

"Why if it isn't a Gummi" Cid said as he snached it from Sora

Donald shruged "I supose"

"We know what it's for" said Goofy

Sora lent over to the guys and whispered "Let's go"

"Your kidding me! You're flying a Gummi Ship and you don't know nothing about a navigation block...bunch of pinheads..." contiuned Cid

"I'm insulted" Sora glared, the guys walk out but are then dragged back in by Cid

Sora was getting ticked off by now "There's alot we don't know!" he snapped

"But you said--" protested Cid

Sora gave him a death look "Shut up!"

"Outerspace is no playground" Cid quickly said

Sora sighed "But we have to use the Gummi Ship to go to other worlds; we don't have a choise"

"Whoa easy! I didn't know, no hard feelings?" said Cid, rubbing the back of his neck

Sora looked comfused "There are easy ones?"

"Well I guess I will just lend you a hand" mummbled Cid

"Thanks" smiled Sora

Donald looked at Sora "You mean that?" he asked

(TWO HOURS LATER)

"I will deliver the book if you shut up!" shouted Sora

Suddenly the a Bell rung!

"What was that?" asked Sora

Cid rolled his eyes "Just do what I asked"

So the guys go off, and go to the Third District and opens the door with the fire symbol and jumps across the rocks to Merlin's (but they don't know that) and they walk in uninvited

"There's something musty about this place..."

Sora was starleted but when he turned around he saw Kairi!

"Oh it's Sora's imaginary friend again" sighed Donald, rolling his eyes

Kairi walked slowly by Sora "It reminds me of the secert place back home, where we used to scrible on the walls " she stopped and smiled at Sora

"Remember?"

Sora rubbed his eyes "Kairi?"

"Sora, are you and your 'friend' are having fun?" asked Goofy

"Hu?" Sora turned to look at Goofy, then turned back to see Kairi. But she wasn't there, Sora lunged at Goofy in his anger and started strangling him

Goofy gave a gasp of "What did I do?"

"You made me lose her!" shouted Sora

Suddenly, they all heard a noise "Hu?" went Sora and Goofy at the same time, Donald just stared

"Well, well you arvived"

A man stood at where they had entered, he was wearing some sort of dress, errr I mean wizard clothes and a long pointy hat and a long beard and wore a pair of glasses. He was also holding a Shotgun. His name is Merlin

(A/N: He should of gone to Specksavers lol)

"What are you a Heartless?" asked Donald

Merlin looked offended "Do I frickin' look like one!" he boomed "Shall I shoot you, too?" he asked himself

BANG!

"I'm spouting blood!" exclaimed Donald

Goofy started to twich, even though Sora was still strangling him "My leech senses are tingling!" he gasped

(A/N: Remmber Adventure in Atlantic? In my orginal Chronicles? Even though that hasn't happened yet...?)

Sora let go of Goofy's neck, allowing the guy to breathe! "Wha.. you knew I was coming, what genius, what marlessouns...NOT! Get lost gramps!"

"Of course I knew you were coming, I brought my Shotgun" smiled Merlin

Donald sadly looked down at his blood less body "Are you sure you not a Heartless?"

BANG! Went Merlin's gun as he shot Donald again. Donald is now a pile of skin on the floor

"My face! I still have my face!" exclaimed the remains of Donald, then Goofy use cure on him (Well, If cure can bring people back from being K.O'ed it can proberly do this, but this is our story...) and Donald becomes normal (Sora: Boo!)

Merlin sighed "For the second time! I'm not a heartless, my name is Merlin. As you can see I'm a sorceror, I spend much of my time travelling"

"Oh great, a bloody foreiner" groaned Sora, Donald and Goofy together

(A/N: Not ment to be afensive!)

"Your King has requested my help" Merlin contiued

Donald looked up at Merlin, looking ticked "What? King Dork-Head!" he snapped

"Donald's mad" whispered Goofy to Sora

Donald started screaming, throwing a hiss-fit, Sora then got up and threw him out into the lake

"Yes, though I don't like you call him that" Merlin sniffed "You are Goofy" Merlin said, pointing to Goofy and then points at a thing in water, outside "And your Donald"

"I'm Sora, now can I go?" asked Sora

Merlin pointed the gun at Sora's leg and shoots him "You won't go far now" smiled Merlin, evily

"What did the King ask you to do?" asked Goofy, while Sora used cure on himself

"Wait a moment" said Merlin and unpacks his suitcase

(LATER)

"There now" smiled Merlin, looking at his now furnished house "Who are you?" he finally asked

Donald burst into the room "I'm back! Hold on a minute! You spent about 15 minutes talking to us and now you ask who are we!"

"No, I said 'who are you' I only forgot, but for insulting me you must be shot again" said Merlin

BANG!

"Ah Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" cried Donald, as he got blasted out the door and back into the lake

"Ahem! Your King asked me to train you in magic, we can starts anytime" Merlin said

Sora rolled his eyes "Yeah, yeah, old people have penltey of time because there old...oh hell! Let's start!"

"Oh and she--" Merlin pointed to an old women "Shall give you summons for Summon Gems; now let's start"


They start, they finish, they go to town and Heartless jump out infront of them

"Whoa!" exclaimed Goofy

Suddenly, Riku jumped down and jumped on the Heartless, who died

"What did your mother say about surprizeing people" blinked Sora at Riku

Riku smiled "There you are, What's going on?" he asked

"Nothing much" shrugged Sora

"I'll go then" said Riku, starting to walk off

Sora looked alarmed "No don't! Come here" and then Sora started poking Riku to see if he is real

"Hey, hey, cut it out!" said Riku, shaking Sora off

Sora started to look Riku up and down "I'm not dreaming this time, right?"

"I hope not, Took forever to find you" Riku said, while bushing his hair back

"Riku" said Sora, with a happy smile

Riku stared at Sora "Have you been sinfing paopu leaves?" he asked

(A/N: I think Paopu Leaves are a sort of drug which makes you high? Meeko put that in, she heard it from somewhere, un-sure though)

"No, there Donald's" grinned Sora

Doanld glared "Excuse me!" he jumped up and hit Sora

"Sheezsh" Goofy said for no reason

Donald was now playing a Harmonica. Goofy saw him and asked "Whats that?"

"Oh crap! Busted!" Donald exclaimed and accidenly swallowed the harmonica

Goofy looked worriedly at Donald "Donald, you ok?" he asked

"&OI((&$£&(&$&&&" was the musical reply from Donald (Well the Harmonica is stuck in his throut)

Goofy glared at him "No, I won't!" he snapped

"?" asked Donald

Sora glared at them "Oh, shut up!" he snarled

"£&"£$"!$£$5$££!$OlE?"


Anyways they walk off and go to some where

"Wait a second, where's Kairi?" asked Sora

Riku looked confused "Isn't she with you?"

" SUKERS!" went Donald to Goofy

Goofy rubbed his chin "You want to dance with Sora?"

"FHHFSSFGHH!"

Goofy looked at Donald for a bit, then jummped and clicked his fingers "Oh you said you want to sneek to Sora! Whats that mean?"

Donald smacks his head, then he burst out into the most loudest coughing fit and coughed the Harmonica out, he was about to throw a hissy at Goofy but Sora intrupped (Sora's still talking to Riku BTW)

"She ran off"

"But where did she go?" asked Donald

Goofy sighed and started to drag Donald off

"NOOOOO!" exclaimed Donald, as paopu friut leaves fell out his pockets

"Well, don't worry" smiled Riku "I'm sure she made it off the island, too, We're finally free...hey, she might even be looking for us now"

Meanwhile, Donald was making frustrated noises at Goofy "xx&$$£3!"

"Whats that?" asked Goofy

"$"£$&&!"

Goofy smiled and grinned "Oh! He said I put Paopu leaves down his throut" -pause- "WHAT!" shouted Goofy and started to chase Donald with a chainsaw. Meanwhile, behind Riku; A heartless appears, Sora gave a lunge and slashed it

Riku stared "..."

"Leave it to who?" smriked Sora

Riku was in a little shock "Sora? What did you--"

"Someone please direct my body to my head?" asked Donald's head

Goofy stood their with his chainsaw, covered in blood "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Help me!" screamed Donald's head

"BWHAHAHAHA!" laughed Goofy

Donald started to roll his head away from Goofy, while crying "Eek!"

"I've been looking for you and Kairi, too, with their help" smiled Sora, oblivous to anything

Behind Sora, we see Donald rolling his head away from Goofy and Goofy's got an axe

"Dinner tonight!" cried Goofy

"Try being a vegatarian" suggested Donald

Goofy was puzzeled "Eh?"

"Who are they?" asked Riku, sounding scared

Donald's head stopped rolling "Ahem! My name is--" but Goofy ran by and kicks Donald's head away

"We've vistted so many places and worlds, looking for you" coniuted Sora to Riku

Riku was still watching Donald and Goofy "Really? Well, what do you know? I never would of guessed..."

"Oh, and guess what?" said Goofy, evily with his axe and creep up behind Sora, Sora gluped, then...Goofy threw the axe away and turned normal "Sora's the keyblade master!" then he goes back for his axe

Donald's body walked around lostly "I can't see!" it exclaimed

"Over here!" called Donald's head, which was hiding behind a wooden door

Suddeny, Goofy hacked through the door "Heeeeeeeeeeere's Goofy!"

"AHHHHHH!" Donald's head rolls away and passed Sora, and then quickly said as he passed "Who would of throught it!"

Sora was annoyed "What's that mean!"

"AHHHHHHHH" screamed Donald, running from Goofy

Goofy followed saying "I'm comming!"

"So, this things called a Keyblade?"

Sora looked up and saw Riku had HIS Keyblade! "Hu?"

"Ehh?" Goofy stopped to look up, giving Donald a chance to roll away "Great going guys" groaned Goofy, seeing Donald was gone

"Hey! Give that back!" Sora said, and tryed to get the Keyblade back but fell over

Riku rolled his eyes "Catch..." he said and threw it to Sora

Sora looked up "Whoa" he went as he caught it

"Where are you, Donald?" called Goofy, Donald shivered from his hiding place

"Okay" said Sora to Riku "So, you're coming with us, right? We've got this awesome rocket, wait till you see it!"

Suddenly, Donald's voice boomed out "No, that gits not coming!"

"WHAT! Wait, Where are you?" exclaimed then asked Sora

"OH there you are!" Goofy said, evily

Donald screamed and rolled for it and as he passed Sora he quickly said "Forget it!"

"OH COME ON! HE'S MY FRIEND!" begged Sora

"NO!" snapped Donald

Goofy looked up "Riku's gone, but Donald...oh Donald..."

"Great guys..."

Donald gave a cry of "Ahh!" and his head rolls out from behind door

"Hi ho, hi ho, its off to chop Donald's head I go..." sung Goofy

"Fix me!" ordered Donald's head

Goofy slowy calmed down "Let's go"

"Oh well, let's go, he's ok and who knows maybe we'll run into Kairi soon, too" smiled Sora

They walk off, unknown that someone had been watching them...


LATER; at the Bell Tower

"Is there any point putting my head on?" yawned Donald

Goofy looked at him "Not really" but Donald put it back on anyway, some Heartless appear

"Let me at them!" Goofy said, bravely, grabbing his axe and started hacking at them

Donald blinked at him before screaming and shouting "HELP!"

"Shut up!" shouted Sora and rung the bell three times and when the statue turns to spring the Keyhole appears

"Goodie guys! Lets lock it" smiled Goofy

But on the way they run to it Guard Armour, again! Donald throws a grenade at it and it dies due to the explotion, but it comes back to life and turns into the Inverse Armour

"He got up on the wrong side of the bed" mummbled Sora

Sora flies a missle launcher at the Inverse Armour and blows it up, then locks the dam Keyhole


LATER

They are at the Small house and are talking to Cid and co

"And me and Goofy get some R'n'R?" asked Donald

Sora glared "Go ahead! Leave me alone!"

(Donald and Goofy have a kip on the bed)

"Since when we're you so dam nice to them?" Cid asked

Sora looked at Cid "This will be the only time I might have time alone!"

"Anyway you ever heard of Maleficent? I heard she's in town" Cid mummbled

Sora looked confused "Who is she?" he asked

"She's a w-bitch"

Leon butted in "Thats the reason this town is full of Heartless"

"She's been useing the Heartless for years" added Aeris

"We lost our world thanks to her!" snapped Leon, to no-one

Cid sighed "One day a swarm of Heartless took our world"

(Donald and Goofy are now sleeping, its offical)

Leon looked down "That was nine years ago..."

Goofy opens his eyes for 10 seconds, Everyone holds breath, and Goofy re-closes his eyes, Donald gave a yawn

"No! No!" begged Sora

Donald falls back to sleep

"Our ruler was a wise man named Ansem, he dedicated his life to the studying the Heartless" said Leon

"His reports should tell us how to get rid of the Heartless" contiuned Cid

Sora tilted his head "Well, where's this report?"

"I don't know!" shouted Leon

Sora glared at him "Keep your voices down! I don't want the buggers waking up!"

"I'm no..." said Donald (he's actually sleep taking)

Sora growled at Leon "You asshole! You woke him up"

Donald goes to sleep again

Anyway...

"We lost the pages when the world was blown up, I'm sure Maleficent has most of the pages" said Cid


Meanwhile, outside of the Small House, Maleficent is standing with Riku...

"You see? It's just as I told you" said Maleficent "While you toiled away trying to find your dear friend, he quite simply replaced you with some new companions"

Inside the Small House; we see Sora, about to kill a sleeping Donald and Goofy with the Keyblade, Cid rugby takles him down

"Evidently, now he values them for more than he does you, you're better off without that wretched boy, Now, think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for..." finished Maleficent

Riku looked down and was silent


"So you gave Merlin the book" Cid said

Sora rolled his eyes "Duhhhhhhhh...oh crap...I forgot"

"WE GOT UP! WE GOT UP!" cried Donald and Goofy jumping out of the bed

Cid went on a speech "Blah, blah, blah, blah installed stuff on Gummi ship, blah, blah, blah! You can go!"

(Cut to the guys in the Gummi Ship)

Sora smiled "Lets go"

They ship moves then stops

"THAT LIEING BASTARD!" shouted Donald

Goofy sighed "More repairs, eh?"


How was that? Good, bad, medium? Oh well it dosen't matter, R'n'R but thats only if you want too, flame me and you flame the duck (Donald: -Glares-)

Anyway Catch ya later ;)

Next Chapter: Monstro (YES I know you have to got to Agrabah first but this is our story)