Disclamier: Xiao Tanaka aka Me does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, I also does not own any Charaters in the story, also its rated PG, yo be safe, and now on with the Show!
Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles
Monstro
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking
So the Gummi Ship was broken again, so Cid had to fix it, the guys decided to some shopped and went in the Accesory Shop
"Where's the freaking shop owner?" asked Sora, seeing the shop was unattended
Donald gave a glup "Maybe there's a gremlin"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed
The moogles, upstairs, were trying to work "Shut it!" they shouted, Donald was about to shout back, until Sora said
"Hey, what's this pile of stuff?" asked Sora
Goofy started to shake, he was still nervous about the gremlin "W-where?" he stuttered
"Beside the counter"
Donald started to have a breakdown "It's gonna kill us! Ahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha (He's screming BTW)" Jiminy Cricket jumped up onto Sora shoulder
"Well, Well, if it isn't Pinocchio!" said Jiminy
Pinocchio looked up at Jiminy, who had jummped off Sora's shoulder and onto the floor "Oh, hi Jiminy!"
"What in the world are you doing here?" asked Jiminy
"Umm...playing hide and seek?"
Meanwhile, Sora and Co were looking for the Gremlin, if there was one
"Ok, I think the Gremlin's up the chimney" said Donald, looking up it
Sora twiched "But who's going up?" he asked
"Ummm..."
Then the two of the looked at Goofy
"What?" asked Goofy
Back with Jiminy
Jiminy walked up and down on the floor "I just don't beileve it! And here I was up all night just worried sick about you, why of all the---Pinocchio!" he exclaimed
This was because Pinocchio's nose had just grown longer. No noticed Sora and Donald, shoving somthing up the chimney
"Are you telling me the truth" asked Jiminy
"Yes" answered Pinocchio
Jiminy spotted at box next to Pinocchio and asked "Then tell what this?"
"It was a present" mumbled Pinocchio
But Jiminy wasn't so sure "No fibbing now! You know your not supose to tell lies, it's as plain as the nose on your face!"
Meanwhile, with Sora and Co...
"GET ME DOWN! WHAT IF THE GREMILN GETS ME!" shouted Goofy, who had been shoved up the Chimney by Sora and Donald
Donald glared, Sora called up the Chimney "Can you see it? Can you see the Gremlin"
"NO! AND I DON'T WANT TO!"
Sora looked at Donald, Donald sighed "Alright then come down"
"Can't"
"What do you mean can't?"
There was pause
"I'm stuck"
Back with Jiminy...
"But if you want something, why wait, why not just take it?" said Pinocchio
Jiminy was shocked "Oh my! Who told you that? You need some advise from your conscience!"
"That's right! Your my conscience, Jiminy, I'll never tell lies as long as your around" smiled Pinocchio
Jiminy nodded "You need to be real good so you can become a real boy, you promiced you father Geppetto you would be, right?"
Back with Sora and Co...
"We have to get him down!" said Sora, a little worried
Donald rubbed his chin "I'm still up here" came Goofy's voice
"Ok I've got it!" said Donald "We'll burn him out!"
Sora looked at him "Your joking..."
"What did he say?" called Goofy
Donald smiled "Its simple, I light a fire and it-- you now? Like in that story? The Three Little Pigs?"
Sora stared "Isn't that risky?" he asked
"No, not really" said Donald, lighting a fire
Back with Jiminy...
"Do you know where my father is?" asked Pinocchio
Jimmy was confused "He's not with you?"
Back with Sora and Co...
"Guys? Its getting warm up here!" shouted Goofy
Donald tapped his foot "Wait for it..."
"Well if he dies, you know he'll come back to haunt us" sighed Sora
Donald rooled his eyes, just then there was a cry of "YAHOOHOOHOOEE!" and a some angrey shouts from the moogles upstairs
"And he's out!" smirked Donald
Back with Jiminy (FINAL TIME!)
"Let's go find him" said Pinocchio
Jiminy quicky intruppted him "Now hold on! There are all sorts of dangers and temptation's out there! I'll find him just wait here!" he stopped and pointed behind him, Goofy entered looked burn't "These fellows here will help me"
"Will we?" asked Sora
Donald rolled his eyes "Come on"
(A/N: This is a Parody me and Meeko made up for this scence useing the christmas song when Santa got stuck up the chimney)
When Goofy got stuck up the chimney,
He began to shout:
"Donald and Sora
The gremiln might get me,
If you don't pull me out!"
"My ears are black, (Goofy: Wait they were anyway?)
There's soot in my hat,
My nose is tickling too!"
When Goofy got stuck up the chimney,
"Aaachooo, achoo, achoo!"
(LATER IN OUTERSPACE; The Gummi Ship's fixed)
This big whale appears outta of no-where! It swims by them
"It's a giant whale!" exclaimed Goofy
Jiminy jummped "It's Monstro! He's a whale of a whale and vicious besides!"
"We can see that" muttered Goofy
Donald tugged on Sora's hoodie "Come on! Let's leave! Hurry! AHHHHH!
"We're going in!" shouted Sora
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I saw it with my own eyes!"
It was on Destiny Islands, when Sora was about 7 or somthing, that he and Riku, who was 8, were talking about a monster
"Are you sure? It wasn't just a story?" asked Riku
Sora glared "What difference does it make?" he shrugged
"There's a huge monster, oh really?" snorted Riku
Sora looked hurt "But there is a huge monster in there, I tell you!"
"Alright, maybe there is a mosnster" Riku paused "Think we can beat it by ourselfs, Sora?" he asked
Sora gave one of his grins "No problem! Let's do it!" he stopped, then listened "Listen can you here it growling?" RIku opened his mouth, but Sora intrupted him "Shhhh! Quiet!"
"No" Riku quickly said
Sora gave a snort "Well, we gotta be careful!"
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"See, idiot! It was just the wind!" snapped Riku
Sora was crushed "Aw man! I wish it was a monster..." he mummbled, then he looked up "Hey? What's that?" the boys turned around and saw and wooden door thingie
"A window maybe a door? It won't open" Riku said, exasming the wooded thing "Is that really all thats in here?" whinied Riku
Sora gave a shrug "Well, what do you except in a boring place like this?"
"Hey sora?"
"Hmm?"
Riku paused, then finally said "When we grow up, let's get off this island! We'll go on adventures and stuff! Not this kid stuff!"
(A/N: Did Riku say that Kairi gave him the idea for getting of the island? You know during that sunset when you start a new game? I'm losing it, arn't I?)
Sora gave another shrug "Sure, but what can we do now?" he asked
"Nothing, my friend, nothing" said Riku, patting Sora on the back, then suddenly he thought of something "Hey! Let's see the new girl at the big house?"
"Did you hear?"
"Knock it off!"
The guys had landed in Monstro's mouth and Donald was throwing a fit at something above them, Goofy was holding his shield over his head. Sora got up and walked over to them
"Hey Sora, You ok?" asked Goofy, seeing Sora actuclly got up
Sora glared at him "What do you think!" he snapped "Anyways whay are you doing?" then he paused and looked around "And where are we?"
Then, without warning, a box sailed down and nearly hit Sora "Whoa!" Sora exclaimed
"Ya know, I think that big ol' whale just swallowed us" said Goofy, oblivous to what just happened
Donald roleld his eyes "Oh really!" he snapped
"Ahem, today in Monstro's mouth, expect showers" Goofy said, like he was a weather man
Another box fell down, but on Donald "OW!" exclaimed the duck, and another box flew down and hit Goofy's Shield
"Heavy Showers!" exclaimed Goofy
Donald lost his temper and started shouting "HEY! WHO GOES THERE!" he boomed
"It's me!"
Goofy looked up "Batman?" he asked, Donald jumped jump to hit him but the shield protected Goofy from the blow
"No!" glared Donald "Its just Pinocchio..." he blinked "Pinocchio!"
Jiminy suddenly jumped onto Sora's shoulder "Pinocchio?" he asked. Pinocchio was walking off, holding a Gummi block "Pinocch, where are you going, you stole part of the ship, Pinocch!" Jiminy called after the puppet
"How are we gonna fly the ship with a bit missing?" asked Goofy
Jiminy took no notice "Come on, everybody! After the little vandel!"
"Who is he to be giving us orders!" Sora exclaimed
Jiminy, jumped off Sora and hops across towards a destoryed ship, and something yells Monstro in the background
"Where did this stupid music come from?" asked Sora, and Donald automaticly hid a tape recorder
The guys all swim to this big boat "Shut up, guys!" hissed Sora
"Why?" asked Donald
Sora glared at him "We're spying"
"I alway knew you were a per-" stared Goofy
Sora gave Goofy a death look "Shut up!"
"What have you got there, Pinocchio?" asked Geppetto
Pinochhio smiled "With this, we can get out, father!"
"Really? With this big block? You think so?" Geppetto said, looking at the Gummi Block
"Time to make our move" Sora said, and they climbed up onto the deck of the ship "Hi, but it's true, so how did you end up here Pinny?"
Pinocchino glared at Sora "Stop calling me that! My name is Pinocchio!"
"Oh my, so the whale swallowed all of you, too! My goodness!" exclaimed Geppetto
Sora glared "Well we're standing here aren't we!"
"Don't be so so mean!" snapped Goofy
"Well, stop talking like a girl" retorted Sora
Geppetto put his hand out for Sora to shake it, in which Sora did. By force "My name is Geppetto, I'm Pinocchio's father (A/N: Wish he had told them, that he made Pinochhio, he might give them some werid images) When we got separated, I travelled all over, looking for him" said Geppetto
"Great another forenier..." mummbled Sora
(A/N: Not Offence!)
"Thank goodness, we're together again" contiuned Geppetto
Pinocchio suddenly spoted Riku running into Monstro's throut, and followed. Geppetto picked up the Gummi Block and dumped it on the bed
"So, you seem to know Pinocchio quite well, I hope in my absence he was a good boy" said Geppetto
Donald gave a loud cough "AHEM! That 'good' boy has wondered off"
"Serves him right, vandial" snorted Goofy
Sora glared at them "Guys, shut up!"
"Well, we've all had quite a jorney, right Pinocchio? PINOCCHIO! YOU BRAT! GET BACK HERE!" shouted Geppetto. The guys went off to find Pinocchio
(A little while later)
Pinocchio's standing at the entrance to a chamber
"What are you doing here? Come on, let's go back!" ordered Sora
"You know, that guy's very worried about you" added Goofy
Sora got upset when Pinocchio didn't come "Pinny! Stop fooling around this is no time for games" the guys turn and go back
"But Sora I thought you like'd games?"
Sora turned around and saw Riku! "Or are you to cool to play them, now you have a Keyblade?" Riku finshed
"Who is this brat?" mummbled Goofy to Donald
Donald looked at him and had an expression of 'are you that forgetful?' "You know who! The git!"
"Shut up!" growled Sora at Donald and Goofy, and turned his attention to Riku "Riku? What are you doing here!"
"Playing with Pinocchio" smiled Riku
Sora glared "You know what I mean! What about Kairi did you find her?"
In the background, Donald is strangling Goofy and Goofy is going blue and purple and wondering around, hitting things while Sora's trying to have an emotional moment
Riku smiled "Maybe...catch us and maybe I'll tell you what I know! Bawahhhhahahaaaaaa!" laughed Riku, trying to be evil
"I hate things which are fun" mumbled Donald
Goofy looked confused "How is this fun?" he asked
"It relates to tag" Donald said
"I never found that fun" confessed Goofy
Donald looked at Goofy "...Where you acutally once a baby" he asked
"I don't think I have any history"
Riku suddenly inturpted "Are you quite done?" he asked
"Just ignore 'em" snorted Sora "They don't do anything anyway"
Riku, grabbed Pinocchio's arm and dragged him along with him as he ran off. Sora and Co run after him...And get very lost
(Meanwhile; In Chamber Four)
"Why do you still care about the boy?" asked Maleficent "He has desterted you for the keyblade and his new compains, after all"
Riku shrugged "I don't care about him, I was just messing with him a little"
"Oh really, Oh really, of course you were" Maleficent rolled her eyes "Beware the darkness in your heart, the heartless prey upon it" she warned
Riku lost his temper "Mind your own buissness, bitch!" he shouted, as Maleficent disappeared into a dark portal
"It's witch to the likes of you" said Maleficent as she disappeared
Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
(Meanwhile...)
Pinocchio runs along, and Sora and Co, chases him. Pinnochio ran past Riku and into another chamber
"Riku! What's the matter with you? What are you thinking? Don't you relieze what youre doing!" shouted Sora
"I was about to ask you the same thing, Sora" growled Riku "You only seem interested in running around and showing off the keyblade these days do you even want to save Kairi!"
Sora looked down "I do..."
"AHHHHHHH!" came a scream, it was Pinocchio!
They go to find and save Pinocchio...who they found in the bowles (A/N: Eww...) He's also in a Parasite Cage
"You up for this?" asked Riku
"Sure!"
Donald and Goofy looked at each "Have we been exclued!" they exclaimed
"You'd better belive it" snorted Riku, Donald and Goofy glared
They jumped at started kicking its arse, but then started to lose, and thne Pinocchio opening his big mouth and shouted
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
Sora, who was tried of fighting and losing shouted back in frustion "SHUT UP! I have Donald going 'Wahhh!' and Goofy going 'Owie Owie' and Riku going 'Don't give up, don't give up' AND NOW I'VE GOT THIS BRAT GOING 'GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
But guess what! They killed it anyway, despite how long it took. The Parsite Cage spits Pinocchio out and into hole, Riku jumps after him and Sora amd Co jumps down to and land on a boat
"Pinocchio! Pinochhio! Please give me back my son!" begged Geppetto
Riku ignored him "Sorry old man, I have somee unfinished buissness with this old puppet"
"He's no puppet, Pinocchio is my little boy" explained Geppetto
"He is unusual...not many puppets have hearts, I'm not sure but maybe he can help someone who lost theirs" said Riku
Sora paused and thought about it, then looked up in a little shock "Wait a minute! Are you talking about Kairi!"
"What do you care about her?" snapped Riku and ran off
Geppetto gave Sora high jump (YEY)and they head off to the stomach on the way Donald for some reason jummped up and huged Goofy and said "I love you" Sora and Goofy screamed and both ran away leaving Donald all alone
(Later!)
"Let Pinny go Riku!" ordered Sora
Riku looked at Sora then to Pinocchio "A puppet that's lost it's heart to the heartless, maybe it holds the key to helping Kairi" Riku smiled at Sora "How about it Sora? Let's join forces to save her, we can do it together"
Sora pulled out his Keyblade and Goofy his shield. Riku looked shocked "What! You'd rather fight me over a puppet that has no heart?"
"Heart or no heart, atleast he still has an conscience" said Sora
Riku looked at Sora like he was mad "Conscience?" he repeated
"You might not hear it" Sora started "But right now it's loud and clear and it's telling me your on the wrong side!" and he glared at his friend (No, it's not Goofy this time)
Riku sighed and drew out his sword type thing "Then you leave me no choise..."
Meanwhile, Jiminy had ran to Pinocchio
"Pinocchio's dead" he sobbed
Pinocchio looked up weakliy "Yep..." suddenly his nose grows "Nope!" he quickly said
"YEY!" exclaimed Jiminy, dancing
But the Parsite Cage falls from the sky and ruins the party and Riku goes into a dark portal. The guys kill it and it dies
"Runnnnnnnnn!" cried Donald
Sora blinked "Where did you come from?" he shook his head "RIKU!" he called "WHERE ARE YOU!"
"Come on!" exclaimed Goofy, draging Sora out
(On Captain Hook's Ship...)
"So...Kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?" asked Riku, looking at Kairi's lifeless body
Maleficent nodded "Precisely..."
"And her heart was eaten" Riku said, weakliy
Maleficent looked at Riku "No dout"
"Tell me...what can I do" asked Riku
"There are seven girls of purest heart, we call them the Princesse of Heart, we need them in one room and they will open the heart to all worlds, within lies untold wisdom, there you'll find a way to save girl's heart. Here have the power to control the heartless!" said Maleficent
Riku glowed green and turned to face Kairi "Soon Kairi..."
"Soon"
(Meanwhile, Monstro spits Sora and Co out, and they fly even without that missing bit of ship)
"I sure hope Geppetto and Pinocchio are okay" Goofy said to himself
Donald rolled his eyes "Whatever, let's go" he snorted, They drove off and soon reached a world covered in sand (well theres more but I'm not bothered to type it)
"We're here!" called Donald, silence "Sora?" he asked
"Riku...Why were you acting like such a jerk?" Sora asked himself
Donald looked annoyed "He's still at it! He's been like that for the whole drive!" he shouted
"Look, let's just check this world out" suggested Goofy
Donald nodded "Let's go" and he and Goofy left
"Huh? Hey Guys are we there yet? Guys" asked Sora "Guy's, where are you?" he looked out the window "HEY GUYS WAIT FOR ME!" he shouted and ran to catch up
Next and Final Chapter: Agrabah
