Disclamier: Xiao Tanaka aka Me does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, I also does not own any Charaters in the story, also its rated PG, yo be safe, and now on with the Show!
Kingdom Hearts: Before the Chronicles
Agrabah
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking
"And the Keyhole?"
Jafar walked up newt to Maleficent "The Heartless are searching for it now as we speak"
We see a bunch of heartless looking around
"I'm certain we'll find it soon enough, so that just leaves..." but Jafar was intrupted by Iago, the parrot, landing on his shoulder
"Jafar! I've looked everywhere for Jasmine, she's disappeared like magic" exclaimed Iago
Jafar sighed "The girl is more trouble than she's worth" he mumbled
"You said you had things under control?" asked Maleficent
Jafar smiled "Agrabah is full of holes for rats to hide in, but why worry about Princess Jasmine?" he asked "With her or without her, surely this world will be ours when we find the Keyhole"
"We need all seven princesses of heart to open the final door! Any fewer is useless" said Maleficent
"Well, if the princess is that important, we'll find her" said Jafar, and he clicked his fingers and some Heartless appeared and he talks to them "Find Jasmine and bring her to me at once!" he ordered and the Heartless left to search for Jasmine
Maleficent suddenly went on one of dam speeches "Don't steep yourself in darkness too long, The Heartless consume the careless"
Jafar gave laugh "Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary"
BUT! Unknown to them, Jasmine overheard what Jafar and Maleficent were talking about while she was hiding from them!
"Where the hell are we?" asked Sora, looking around
Goofy grabbed a brocher from a near by stall "It says here, we are in Agrabah"
"Ag-rag-bah?" asked Donald, mis-hearing
Goofy sighed "I said...AGRABAH! Sheezh! Is it that hard to take in!" he snapped
"Goofy?" said Sora
"Yes?"
"Let me scold Donald, alright?"
Donald jumpped up and down "I AM HERE!"
They walked around for a while after that and soon went into an Allyway and and spotted a girl hiding behind some crates
"Who the fuck is this person?" Sora asked, the heat was making him snappy
Donald pulled his staff out "It's a heartless!"
"Who's there? Hello?" asked the Girl, stepping out from behind the boxes
Sora hit Donald on the head "Some freaking heartless!"
"I'm Jasmine, My father is the Sulten of Agrabah" said Jasmine
"Uhhhhhhh...your a Princess-- ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... Hello, your pretty uhhhhhhhhhhhh..." drooled Goofy
Jasmine looked a little freaked "Flattering I'm sure" but then turned her attention to Sora and Donald "But Jafar has got rid of him and now controls the city"
"Jafa?" asked Donald, also again mis-hearing
"Let's call him Jar, Jaf, Jarfar, Jafar, Jafa, Jafacake" smiled Sora
Jasmine looked confused "You haven't heard of him? He was the royal vizier, He's gained evilpowers and seized Agrabah, he's deperataly looking for something, something, he call the keyhole, Jafar caught me trying to escape but he helped me" she said
"Who helped you" asked Sora
Jasmine looked sad "We were hinding nearby, but he left a while ago to take care of something, Oh I hope Aladdin's alright" she sighed, Goofy looked crushed
"Where might I find this street rat?"
Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnn! Jafacake errrr I mean Jafar is just standing above everybody
"Jasmine, allow me to find you more sutiable company, my dear Princess, these litttle rats won't do you see" said Jafar
Sora turned to Jasmine "Jasmine run!" he ordered and run she did
"Ah the boy who holds the key" smirked Jafar, heartless appeared and Jafar runs off
The guys flee and run into Aladdin's place (they don't know that yet) And spot a rug, which was trying to fly away but was held down by a crate
"And what type of thing are you?" Goofy asked the rug
Donald glared "Who cares! Let's get outta this dump!"
"No! I'm gonna free the rug" Sora said, and moved the crate
Afterwards...the Rug just flys off " THANKS FOR NOTHING, ASSHOLE!" shouted Sora, after it
"The carpet flew off towards the desert! Let's follow it Sora" shouted Donald to Sora
In the desert, the rug has flown back to them and swoops near them
"Whoa watch it, it's just like being in space" said Sora, just doging the Rug
Goofy looked at Sora "Can we ride the rug?" he asked, Sora gives the Rug 50p and they go. And at the they're destination this guy and a monkey are dying, so they fight the monster but he still sinking in the quick sand
"Gawrsh! Not again!" exclaimed Goofy, as more heartless appeared
The guy or man, I'll call him man for the mo, got up and rubed a lamp "Get rid of these guys, Genie!"
"Wish number one coming right up!" came the voice of a huge blue man thing who had come out the Lamp, and with a click of this fingers made the heartless disapper
"I see...thanks Sora"
They had got, Aladdin, out of the sand and were just now all standing around in the Desert
"Aladdin, what're you doing out here?" asked Sora
Goofy sighed "Oh boy..." and he walked off and starts sleeping...somewhere
"Same old stuff, hunting for legendary treasure, just paid a vist to the Cave of Wonders, I found that magic carpet and this lamp" explained Aladdin
Donald looked at the lamp, disgusted "That piece of junk!" he snorted
"Be polite!" snapped Sora, for no reason
Aladdin contiued "Legend has it, whoever has it in there possision can summon the genie--"
"Please kid leave the intros to a professional!" said the Genie, intrupping Aladdin "I'm the ONE! The ONLY! GENIE OF THE LAMP! RUBA DUB THE LAMPAND HAVE YOUR DEAREST WISHES GRANTED!"
Sora glared at Donald, who backed away and looked at Aladdin, scaredly "No, no! Aladdin, please don't ever give him the lamp" Donald said pointing to Sora
"Today's winner is Aladdin!" contiuned Genie
Donald thought about it "Any wish" he said
"Patience my fine feathered friend! Any three wishes! A one wish, a two wish, a three wish, then make like a bannana and spilt" said the Genie
Donald put his hands on his stomuth (or however its spelt!) "Can we have the bannana now? I'm hungry!" he whinned
"Our lucky winner made his first wish--" conitued the Geine, then he leaned over to Sora "And let me tell you what a doozy that turned out to be---" and then he zipped back to his normal postion, whatever that this "So he has two left! So master what will be wish number two?" he finished by pointing to Aladdin, spot light and all
Aladdin rubbed his chin "Hmmmm? How about making me fabulously weathly prince!"
"Whoa-ho! Money! Royalty! Fame! Ah, why didn't I think of that. Okay you asked for it a hundered servants and a hunderd camels loaded with gold, just say the word and I'll deiliver it in 30 minutes or less or your meals free, hey I'll even throw in a capouuchin" said the Genie
Aladdin put his hands up in protest "No thanks!"
"Ok..." mumbled Genie
Aladdin paused "I think I'll put that on hold until we reach Agrabah"
"Uh, why a Prince?" came Goofy's voice
"Where the fuck did that come from? Goofy's not even here! He walked off" asked Sora
Aladdin fummbled a bit then said "Well, there's this girl in Agrabah named Jasmine, but she's a Princess, well, she'd never fall for me..." he sighed
"You'd be surprized" snorted Donald and walked off and joins Goofy...somewhere, but his voice was soon hered to say "Oh, Princess?"
"Jasmine?" came Goofy's voice
Sora suddenly remembered "Oh that's right! She's in trouble Aladdin!"
"Use the rug, we must get back!" said Aladdin, worriedly
(On the way back...)
"Genie, when all this is said and done, I'll set you free, using my last wish" said Aladdin
Genie looked up hopefully "Really?" he asked
"N--"
Sora quickly intrupped "Of course"
"I couldn't help it" mummbled Aladdin
Meanwhile, back in Agrabah, monsters have appeared and Sora and Co kill them, Sora releases a keyhole type lock and opens a door runs though it, and its the wrong one and they've now found the right one, they go to Aladdin's place
"So Jafar is after Jasmine and this keyhole..." sighed Aladdin
Goofy looked at Aladdin "Can't you call him Jafa, ect like everyone else?"
"Keyhole, eh? I could swear I've heard that before?" said the Genie, rubbing his chin
Donald turned around "Really where!" he demanded to know
"Now, now, Donald it was over 200 years ago" Genie replied, Donald was about to throw a fit
"Well, anyway, we've got to stop Jafa before it's too late!" reminded Sora
(LATER; At the Palace Gates)
"Setting your sights a little high, arn't you boy?" sneered Jarfar (-whistles-) "Back to your hole street rat! I will not allow you to trouble the Princess any more"
Aladdin gave out and cry of "Jasmine!" and swung his arm back...hitting Donald in the face
"Oww!"
Jasmine looked saddly at Aladdin "I'm so sorry, Aladdin" she said, but Jafa-- Jafar put his arm infront of her
"Genie, please help me, help Jasmine" whispered Aladdin, rubbing the lamp behind his back
Jafar, ect, turned around to see Genie picking up Jasmine "One wish left, you're making this really easy, you know" said the Genie
"So sorry boy, I'm afried your second wish has been denied!" grinned Jafacake/Jafar
Turns out, that while everyone wasn't looking, Iago the Parrot had stolen the lamp from Aladdin. How the hell did the bird get the lamp, you ask? Well Aladdin, that idiot! Had left the Lamp hanging out his belt, so the bird just nicked it, Why didn't Goofy or Donald stop him? Goofy was just being lazy and Donald had been smacked in the face by Aladdin.
Who would leave a MAGIC lamp hanging out his or her belt? Couldn't he find a more safer place to put it! Sheezh...anyways, Jafar (Called him by his real name, darn it!) grabbed the lamp from Iago and the Genie drops poor Jasmine into a pot!
"And now I bid you farewell" said Jafar the Jaffacake :) "ATTACK!" he ordered and disappeared
Suddenly! Two pots exploded and inside was a head or a heartless thing and the behind of the heartless thing, then it joined up with some pots, which grew legs and became, A POT CENTAPIDE, OH MY GOD! I HATE THIS GUY, oops sorry -blushes-
"Dam Right!" snapped Sora at the Magical Voice from the Sky
Donald pulled out a grenade launcher and fired it at the Pot Centapide and blew it up, But lucky or not so luckly Jafar had taken Jasmine
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" laughed Jafar's voice
"To the desert! Come on, let's move!" ordered Aladdin and Sora, at the same time
Donald and Goofy looked at each and had a 'What the hell' look on their faces
(At the Desert...A HUGE RABIED TIGER HEAD APPEARS! Actully the Heartless are controling it but who's gonna tell them that)
"Oh crap! Why did you have to lose the goddam lamp!" shouted Donald at Aladdin
"Go for it's eyes! Go for the eyes, I say!" ordered Sora
They adventlully kill it, by a lucky use of a heat, seeking missle and they enter it
"Now where are we?" asked Goofy, looking around
They walked around untill they fell of a cliff and fell into the watery dungeon below...
"Am I a misarble little chid?" Sora asked himself after he had sat there for about 5 minutes
Donald looked at Sora "Yes..."
"I wanna try somthing out with you ok?" asked Sora, looking hopeful
"Fine..." grummbled Donald
Sora put his finger on the tip of Donald's beak "I want you to just look at my finger, ok?"
Donald glared "Ok fine!" he snapped
"Are you dumb?" asked Sora
Donald looked confused "No?"
"Are you dumber?"
"No!"
"Are you smart?"
"Yes"
"Are you the smartest!"
"YES!"
Sora gave Donald an evil look "Am I touching you?" he asked
"No" snorted Donald
Sora grinned "Look at your hand"
Donald looked at his hand, and there, on the plam of one of his feathery hands was one of Sora's fingers
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Donald exclaimed
"BWHAHAHAHAHA! Your species is foolish!" Sora shouted and jummped in the water and they go up a waterfall, they had just got up when Sora exclaimed "Oh dam! I forgot to switch to Aladdin!"
Donald sighed "That was useless coming here then..." and they went back down and onto the save point/lighty thing
"Your not gonna get rid of me, are you!" asked Goofy
"Ummmm...Yes!" snapped Sora, and changed Goofy for Aladdin
Goofy started crying for about 30 seconds then said "What are you going to do? Leave me-" and the pointed to Donald "-sitting in his zippy hat!
"Your not small enough" Donald remarked, looking at his zipper hat
Goofy strangly shrinks "Oh dam!" Donald cursed and put Goofy in his zipper hat
"Help! Help! Help! Help!" exclaimed Goofy, after a while when they went swiming looking for somthing
Donald rolled his eyes "No, we won't!" he snapped
Sora and Co swam a round untill the found a gem, Sora touched with his Keyblade and it opened a door somewhere
"That felt pointless" groaned everyone
(LATER)
Sora smiled "Look at my big boots, they point out the water" he said for no reason
"Where the hell are we going!" asked Donald, as they swam up ANOTHER waterfall
Sora glared "Is it any of your buissness! You just follow me! Cuz I'm your leader..." he smirked
"I'm drowning inside the zippy thing/hat" gasped Goofy, from inside Donald's hat
Donald, then, accidenly dropped Goofy in the water
"Oh joy...Now we've got to stop and look for Goofy now!" groaned Sora
The guys then had the bother of then having to search for Goofy, which was a pain
"Goofy? Goofy?" called Sora, Donald and Aladdin
Then they all heard Goofy shout "Over here!" Donald swam over, grabbed him and put him back in his hat. Sora climbed up onto shore and opened a chest, he got a torn page. They swam around lostly looking for something
They adventuly find the Hidden Room, and find a piller
"WHOO! LET'S DESTORY IT!" shouted Sora
Donald looked worried "Wait!"
"Too late" said Sora as he hits it so part of it fell down and it shrunk a bit? God this is so hard to explain
(((MEANWHILE!)))
"SHOW ME THE KEYHOLE!" boomed Jafar
Genie gave a snort "Fine..." and shows him it
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Jarfar (Muhahaha!)
(((BACK WITH SORA!)))
"That was pointless...Where are we going now?"
Sora glared "It is not your place to say if it was pointles or not, he just showed us were the Keyhole was!" he snapped
"But still...it was pointless!" retorted Donald
"Why was it pointless?" asked Sora
Donald rolled his eyes "Did we need to know?" he asked
"YES!" shouted Sora
"Are we going now?" sighed Donald
Sora gave Donald a death look "Yes, and I'm going to leave you in the dugeon!" he picked up Donald and throws him in the dugeon, wherever that may be
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Donald
Meanwhile, Goofy has got lost again and is just swimming around
"Help?" Goofy asked
Guys waved "Bye Goofy!" and they run off
"Don't forget to come back!" called Goofy after them, Donald started whistling
Goofy crawled onto land, but a Spider starts chasing him "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goofy screamed and ran for it
(LATER)
"This is the treasure room?" Sora asked, looking around
Donald looked around "Ooooooo..."
(BACK WITH GOOFY)
"Ummm Hello Mr. Mouse?" Goofy mummbled (No, not the king)
Mouse gave out a loud "SQUEEK!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!" exclaimed Goofy and fell in the water "HELP!" he cried
Guys voices called back "Nah!"
"Come back...! HELP! HELP!" cried Goofy
(Back with Sora)
"Weird" muttered Sora
Aladdin nodded "You said it"
"I don't think weirds the right word..." Donald mumbled
"Well you guys ready?" asked Sora
Aladdin and Donald nodded...And they go in...
And the Kingdom Hearts Chronicles start here...
Thats it! Its finished! Completed done for! BWHAHAHAHA!
Readers: O.o
Sorry, anyways this it the end of it all, The offical KH1 Chronicles are done, I feel so proud! And Meeko does too. And now I can work straigh on my new Fan-Fic...Check out the next chapter for the advert
And so this concludes this set of Chronicles; The End :D
