Random Battles Between Star Ocean 3 Characters
Just something to type out of boredom, so if you want a continuation, 5 reviews would be nice. I don't own Star Ocean, nor do I really own this computer that I'm typing this fic on.
Battle One: Albel Vs. Rabbit
It was a beautiful, sunny wooden . . . woodlandy . . . green . . . whatever . . . kind of day. Young Albel Nox was taking a stroll, singing 'Oops, I did it again' while munching eagerly on a young, naïve grasshopper. Mmm . . . the crunchy, bitter taste that almost compared with the taste of boiled frogs. What could be better than that?
Suddenly, the master swordsman heard a noise. It was coming from the bushes. Yet, what could it be? A dragon? A wolf? A leprechaun? A Czech fairy-dancing, pop-star diva?
Slowly, Albel unsheathed his sword as he crept towards the bush, not at all afraid of what's to come. Well, you couldn't really tell that from the shaking of his legs. Anyways, Albel crept closer, closer, CLOSER . . . UNTIL he leapt out of the way in fright as he saw the demonic being! It was ghastly white, with long demon-like ears, great giant buck teeth that could shred a human into pieces, long, thunderous feet that could pound any being into oblivion, red eyes that could pierce through anything and turn that object into stone, and above all, those hideous whiskers that could detect any sudden movements and chase after the victim with incredible lightning quick speed! IT WAS LITTLE BUNNY FU-FU!
Sweating over the foot tall baby rabbit, Albel thought of what chance he could have. Could he actually defeat this unbeatable opponent? Breathing heavily, he had no option. He had to defeat this abomination for the sake of the world!
With a lunge and a great battle cry, Albel struck at the rabbit with his sword, hoping it would die instantly. When Albel looked to see if he killed it for good, he noticed the rabbit was gone! How could anything in the world evade his slash? This was too powerful an opponent indeed!
The poor man looked around, hoping he could spot his target . . . but little did he know . . .
The rabbit struck! Landing on Albel's face he began his powerful sniffing attack! Sniff, sniff, sniff the rabbit went, causing great agony for Albel! Screaming, Albel tried to fling the rabbit off, but it was no use! The rabbit clung on, continuing to sniff his hair, his eyes, even his snot!
Yet the rabbit decided the sniffing attack wasn't enough to knock out Albel, so he used his ultimate attack!
The rabbit lunged itself on Albel's thighs as Albel fell onto the ground, which was the worst moment ever! Immediately, the rabbit sunk his teeth in the most painful spot a guy could ever have and began to chomp chomp chomp painfully! Each chomp brought a scream to Albel, wanting it to end!
After five minutes of screaming, endless pain, the rabbit jumped off and hopped away, leaving Albel to his convulsions and pain, hoping someone would pick him up and take him to a doctor.
Truly, no one was a match for Little Bunny Fu-Fu.
