Chapter Four: Sophia Versus IKB

Okay, my writer's block is gone! Now for a little fun with Sophia. If you wish to know who IKB is, please on, if you're not too afraid.

sigh Sophia looked towards the sky, stroking her kitten named Bobo. Yes, she named it after the clown.

Anyways, she thought. She thought it was quite boring after having many adventures of saving the world. Now all she could do now is stroke Bobo and her other kitten Poopie.

"What is there to do around here? I wish Fayt were here." She looked towards the sky, suddenly day dreaming of Fayt (A/N: Who SO should end up with Nel) until her mind somehow floated towards the thought of once saving the world again.

"That's not going to happen again . . ."

Or is it?

Crash!

All of a sudden an explosion was seen between two skyscrapers, as fire and smoke started to rise from the ground.

"Oh no! Just the perfect chance to save the world!" Immediately jumping up, she jumped into the nearest telephone booth and quickly changed . . . it took thirty minutes after doing her hair and makeup though. Immediately she leaped out, Superman-style, and shouted in her panda costume, "Panda Woman shall bring justice to this land!"

Seeing the fires rise about another forty feet she leaped up shouting, "Up, up, and away!"

However, she fell on her face in an attempt to fly. So, slowly she stood up and ran for the city.

Two hours later . . .

Finally after gasping and choking on her own spit, she arrived at the falling city. People were screaming, running around, some losing their legs, others losing their plastic surgery makeover. Sophia stood in valor at the dying people and screamed out, "I SHALL SAVE YOU GOOD CITIZENS!"

Someone nearby shouted, "You suck, panda freak!"

Grumbling, she ran off to find the source of the fires. On her way there, she saw a giant purple dinosaur using a flamethrower, laughing maniacally.

"DIE!" The beast roared, as he continued torching the current President of the United States, Johnshon Michlepickleshleimierama.

"What are you doing in the name of justice?" Sophia shouted towards the dinosaur.

"Oh, uh . . . saving these people from utter destruction!" The dinosaur grinned, knowing that was the worst excuse in the world.

"Oh, well let me help you! I'm trying to stop the cause of these fires, and it's hard to find out who it is."

"Oh, well, together we can obliterate these deadly killers! By the way, my name is Barney. What's yours?" Barney asked as he continued to torch the president.

"Sophia. Nice to meet you! Now let's go save the city!" And together Barney and Sophia ran to find the culprits. Little did Sophia know . . .

On the way through the city, Sophia caught the eye of a man who was running off.

"That's the culprit, get him!" She yelled.

"Alright, it's barbecuing time! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Barney laughed maniacally.

"Why are you laughing maniacally?"

"Um, because I was actually . . . coughing!"

"Well, I hope you'll feel better, but in the mean time let's get him!"

So the two ran off to catch the culprit, and after about half an hour of chasing, Barney leaped onto the man and began to stab him with an assassin knife.

"DIE, DIE, DIE!" Barney yelled, leaving Sophia in awe and amazement.

"Wow, your good."

"Yeah, but he isn't the culprit. Let's continue."

"Aw, that's too bad. I was hoping we had caught him."

So the two traveled until they found themselves in a dark alley. A REALLY dark alley.

"I'm scared . . ." Sophia whispered.

"Don't be. I'll protect you," Barney spoke as he crept upon Sophia with a knife. Closer, closer did he ever come near that girl until . . .

BOOM!

"You are under arrest for setting the city ablaze!" A woman's voice was heard.

"Who the?" Barney turned around to find . . .

THE IKB, or in other words, the Insane Killer Barbies, featuring Prom Barbie, Diva Barbie, Homeless Barbie, and 40 SD Version Barbie (chrome)!

"You are both under arrest for convicting these crimes . . . rape, murder, trespassing in a no trespassing zone, eating in a no eating zone, peeing in a no peeing zone, and doing the Cha-Cha which is now forbidden," Homeless Barbie spoke, blowing her nose on her ragged sleeve.

"But . . . I thought were good guys," Sophia cried out.

"We are! Those are the bad people! They are making us the scapegoats!"

"Oh . . ."

"GET THEM!" So the IKB took out their grenade launcher as Sophia attacked with her rod, but Sophia ran into the grenades head first and exploded, as Barney crept away.

"Damn, we almost had the criminal." Prom Barbie spoke, smoothing out her glistening gown.

"Yeah, too bad this girl was stupid enough to believe Barney." Diva Barbie said as she tidied her very short shorts.

Okay, I'm sorry. I had to! Anyways review if you wish, because it really motivates me! Oh by the way, I don't own Barbie or Barney.