OH, YEA?

As Selphie lazes up on the bed, she looks down at Zell's paper.

"Who's future are you making, Zell?"

"Seifer's!" Zell replies happily.

"What?" she yelled "You're not doing mine? Well I'm not doing yours! I'll do Irvine."

Zell smirks, "I thought he broke up with you."

Selphie's mouth drops and she turns slowly to Zell

"How'd you-"

He cuts her off, "Word spreads quickly."

"Oh yea, well even if he is broken up with me, I'm still making his future!" she pouted

Zell thought by now she should have changed her mind but she didn't. He looked at her confused.

"You're only doing that out of spite! That's not fair."

Quistis, who was busily eavesdropping on them, raised an eyebrow.

"It's a free country." She then turns to Selphie, "Zell can do Seifer,"

"That's just gay." Selphie made a face.

"Who asked you?" Zell blurted out. Quistis turns to Zell and continues, "And Selphie can do Irvine." She then turns back to her desk.

"BUTT OUT, Quistis!" She heard Zell yell from behind her.

"HAH!" Selphie pointed a finger at Zell, "You're jealous." She sang.

Zell points a finger at Quistis, "She started it!"

After all of the confusion comes a silence. Everyone is breathing heavily from all the screaming. Quistis was staring at Zell.

"After that little remark," she said in a low voice, "I'm doing YOUR future, Zell!"

That started all of the yelling and loud voices again. You could hear Quistis the loudest, "And don't look forward to any of the options being happy because you two just poisoned a very fun game!"

That made them shut up

"?" Selphie thought. Silence never lasted too long, Zell started up again, "Oh yea, well, you are in the option for Seifers bride!"

Zell snatched his paper and started scribbling down 'wife' and under it 'Quistis'

Quistis, not very enraged said, "oh yea, well, Selphie is an option for your bride."

"BOOYAKA!" cheered Selphie but Zell and Quistis stared. She laughed weakly, "I mean, BOOOOO! YUCK! AAAH! Quistis, how could you?"

Zell knew what he had to do, "Oh yea, well, Selphie is an option for Seifers bride

Quistis who secretly loves Seifer became furious with jealousy.

Selphie pouted again, "oh yea-"

"SELPHIE IS THE ONLY OPTION FOR YOUR BRIDE! MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"

Quistis forced laughter and spat on him.

Zell and Selphie shook their heads, "how embarrassing" they both said in unison as they wrote at the same time, too. Quistis looked around, then settled down and began writing.

Irvine's future

Selphie made the swirl and got a 9,

"Hmp, you think you're so smart getting married at 18, well that just makes your misery closer! Hahahahaha!"

Your brides are:

A hooker (the one he's with now)

A Vegas wife

A blind date

You will be:

Poor

Poorer

Normal (if the blind date is Quistis then)

Your job:

A hobo

A cheater!

A manikin –heh!

Where you will live:

A homeless shelter

Millard pond shack

Wickell St. literally on the street! Or a pothole

What you will wear on your wedding night:

A gay outfit

Breeches only

Nothing how typical of him

Results: IRVINE: you have a Vegas wife, you are poorer, a cheater, you live in the Millard pond shack, and your not wearing anything on your stinking' wedding night! How TYPICAL!

AND YOU HAVE 68 CHILDREN THAT ARE 10 EACH FROM YOUR CHEATING JOB!

Phew, I'm not mad no more I think I'll go talk to Irvine later on.

Seifer's future

Zell got a 15,

"Lucky man, not married till he's 30."

Your brides are:

Quistis

Selphie

Rinoa (fat chance!)

You will be:

Poor

Poor!

Poor!

Your job

Lunch aid at Balamb garden, serving ME hotdogs

A nobody

Janitor at Balamb garden cleaning up my vomit from over dosage of hotdogs!

Your vehicle:

A wheel barrel

A horse

A gondola

How many kids:

N\A (haven't tried yet.)

0 (tried but failed)

1 (adoption)

Results: ha-ha! Your marrying Selphie (Zell is actually jealous) and ( I can't believe it!) your POOR! You are a janitor. Your vehicle: a stolen horse from Irvine, and 0 kids, less money right.

I think letting my anger on to Seifer did the trick. I'm gonna show him what I think of him, this paper has everything

Zell's future

Quistis got 12

"I don't really care when Zell gets married or if he gets married.

Your brides:

Selphie

Selphie

Selphie

Your outcome

Dull as a doorknob

Loud

Unloved

You will live:

In your dorm

I really don't care

I swear I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

graaaaaahh!

Quistis made a giant hole with her pencil on which she wrote ' Zell's future.'

Quistis- I'm done. (Wow. I'm not so mad at Zell now that I ruined his future.)

Selphie- me too! I'm gonna go talk to Irvine (if I use my cute charm I'll be irresistible.)

Zell- I finish! (Now to show Seifer what I think of him.)

Selphie walks out of Quistis' dorm and heads for wherever the hell Irvine is doing god knows what.

Quistis and Zell heard her outside talking to a kid

"Looking good, Selphie."

"Thanks, you sure aren't men have such terrible taste in clothing."

"Huh, Whu, Wha? What did I ever do to you?"

The kid runs off crying.

"Welp, I'm goin' to the quad to meet my blind date." Quistis stated.

"Do you know by any chance where Seifer is?" Zell asked impatiently, "I can't wait to wave this in his face!"

Quistis pretended to think, "Let me guess, the quad?"

Soon they both headed for the quad passing Selphie as she dragged Irvine by the ear in the hallways.

As Quistis runs for the quad entrance, Cid slides in front of her holding a clump of flowers that were beyond dead.

"Hello Quistis dear."

Oh god! Don't tell me Cid is my blind date!

"Um, Quistis, is something the matter?" Quistis slowly shakes her head, "Good, well, today is the anniversary of mine and Edea's wedding, well, I remembered but, do you think these flowers are good enough? Squall suggested them."

He holds them up to Quistis' face but she was getting too dreamy about Squall to get annoyed by it.

"Quistis, Snap out of it!" Zell hollered in her ear.

"Ah! Um, nice, very nice dead flowers!"

Quistis runs past him and now Cid is left with Zell. Zell sweat drops, "Uuuuuuum, very nice dead flowers!"

He too runs past Cid. Cid scratches his head

Dead flowers? Not these!

"Seifer!" Quistis called, "I knew you were my blind date!"

"What took you so long?" Seifer yelled back

"I was playing mash!" She replied yelling and running to him.

"Stop playing around!" Seifer yelled

"I can't help it!" she yelled in his face because she had already gotten to him.

"Likely story- wha! I see. . ."

Seifer said slowly as Zell reaches them.

"Your new blind date was the chikenwuss wasn't it?"

"No!" Zell said a nice long 'no', "I came to show you what I think of you, Seifer Almasy!" He tried sounding professional, then hands Seifer his brilliant work.

Seifer Reads it and nods, and says 'mhm' while Zell stands proudly.

"You're dead meat chikenwuss!"