MASH
A hero never reveals its secret
Zell went running as Seifer went chasing after him then stopped after the clump of flowers turned into a clump of petals stuck on his face.
"(Huff) (puff) achoo! My sinuses!"
Quistis comes running to his aid, "Are you allergic, seifer? Why did you bring flowers then?"
"Squall said you liked them!" Seifer managed to say "He knew I was allergic! Damn! He just wants me screwed, even if it is with you."
"What? JUST with me! Who does he think he is? Is he in the training center?"
"Yes ma'm." squeaked Seifer
Quistis barges out of the quad and Seifer is wiping petals off his face, Zell disappeared somewhere.
"Wait!" He called "I wanna come! Hehehe, I wanna see his ass get kicked by Quistis!"
Seifers punches the air picturing himself punching squall
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At the training center
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Quistis finds squall fighting a T-rexsaur
"SQUALL!" She yells
"Whaaa? (Hmmmm),"
He said annoyed then after thinking for a while
"(Quistis?)
- Instructor
- Strict
- Big meanie
- killed machine in Dallet and saved me
- KILLED MACHINE!- In Dallet
- kill!
"Quistis," he stuttered "C-could we talk this over, I-I'm kind of busy (what'd I do?)
"Aaaachooo!" Seifer sneezed
"(Oh yea, hehehe, squall you are quite the little trickster heehee!)" He thought to himself after remembering telling Seifer to give Quistis flowers
"What are you doing enjoying yourself? Get over here!" Quistis commanded.
Squall turned his head to Quistis, but the t-rexsaur bit him and was swaying him back and forth.
Quistis groaned then checked her watch and rolled her eyes and tapped her foot.
In the background squall was in the jaws of death, so to save him self, squall bit the t-rexsaur then it began to cry and squall began climbing down its mouth (like Laguna went down that cliff.)
Seifer, getting aggravated of the horrible noise of Quistis' boot, decided to help squall and get that over with. Seifer went in there and fought the T-Rexsaur just like he did when he was fighting squall in the beginning .Squall finally falls on the ground but the mad t-rexsaur picked him and put him over his mouth, he starts squirming around its hand and this goes on for a while.
After the whole t-rexsaur incident, they all went to the infirmary.
"Wow," Quistis said in awe "I can't believe you went through all of that and no damage?"
Seifer whispers to squall "do you think we should tell her?"
"A hero never reveals its secret."
"Alright now let's get down to business." Quistis slammed her fist on the table.
"Business, who needs business, you seemed stressed, why not play a fun game of . . . uuuuuuuuuum (he sees Zell's mash paper Seifer's been carrying) mash!"
He quickly grabs three papers and hands two to Quistis and Seifer before they can say anything.
"Aw man, I wanted to see squall get hurt." Seifer whined.
"Seifer, that was enough for one day!"
"But-" he stopped on his own seeing as Quistis wasn't listening.
"Damn you!" he whispered fiercely in squalls ear "I should have told her!"
"(How sly am I?)" Squall thought and smirked.
Seifer glares at him evilly "(I just keep getting served by that twit.)"
"If it's anyone is to get hurt, it should be you, Seifer" Quistis said out of nowhere, as if she knew what they were thinking.
"Yea, give him the boot Quistis!" Squall cheered.
"Sure, gang up on me because he's your boyfriend." Seifer mumbled.
"(Rinoa is not gonna like that . . . hm, what Rinoa doesn't know won't hurt her.)"
Quistis acts like she doesn't care.
"(Score one for Quistis," She cheered in her mind, "(0 for Rinoa. . . from what I know.)"
thats it for that chapter.
if your still confused about the part when squall claims "a hero never reveals its secret." it means he was using "hero" on him and he tricked Seifer into not telling quistis, releaving him of quistis' threats.
