me : probably should have mentioned this before i do not own final fantasy but anyways i already mentioned it on my proflie so you cant's sue >:>
enjoy. . .
MASH
Seifer, Squall, and quistis
"Aright," Quistis said "Um, (Idiot! Don't sound like your thinking long, do Squall!) Squall."
"Traitor!" Seifer mumbles while Squall pops his collar. They sat on a round table and a case of pencils were placed in the middle.
"(I wonder what happened to Zell.)" Quistis thought, she had that thoughtful look on her face making Seifer accuse her of thinking about Squall.
"You're thinking about someone! I knew it, Squall!" He hollered mindlessly for a while.
"Dumbass!" Squall whacks Seifer in the back of his head "How will she do my brilliant future if she does not gonna think of my great hair, awesome body, and most fabulous looks?"
Squall does a hero pose as the wind blows his hair, Seifer, behind him, blew into pieces and Quistis melted.
"Alright lover boy," Seifer started "Keep your gay looks to yourself."
Quistis smacks Seifer when squalls not looking.
"So whose future are you doing Seifer?" Squall asks out of the blue.
"(Revenge on Quistis! Best possible answer. . ..ding, ding, ding!) Rinoa.
"You . . .!" Squall shakes an angry fist. He then attempts to choke Seifer, but Quistis holds him back
"Calm down! It's just a game!" She gets a hold of his arm and starts pulling more on his jacket than his arm.
"If one thing goes wrong in her future you can dig your grave!" He threatened to Seifer.
"I'll guarantee you one thing in her future, I'll be in it!" Seifer said happily, Squall struggles more from Quistis' grip
"The hell you will!" his other arm barely reaches Seifer. He was surprised in Quistis' sudden amount of strength, enough that he himself tires up and grits his teeth menacingly.
"(If only they were fighting over me instead of Rinoa," Thought dreamily "This is making her score too high, oh well, I'll keep it down to zero anyway.)"
Squall throws more threats at Seifer, and Seifer throws more spit at them. It was when one landed on Quistis that she got back to her senses, "You guys, it doesn't matter who he does."
"Shut up Quistis!"
"Well I'll be!"
Her comment was unheard by the terrible noise of threats coming back at each other.
Quistis lets go of squall and he crashes on Seifer, the scene was so gay she hid in a corner (her weird instincts of a teacher.)
Rinoa suddenly comes screaming in, "Dr. koodowakiowa-whateveritis, I chipped a nail" After seeing that Dr. Kadowaki was not there, her attention was brought to Squall and Seifer, "SQUALL!"
"What, it's not what you think!" Squall protests but, Rinoa had already run off screaming the same way she came. Seifer wakes up from KOness, "Get off me queer!" He yells as Squall jumps back. Seifer dizzily gets up, "At first I thought you were gay, now I . . . still do!" He says wiping off 'Squallness' from his trench coat.
"Shaddup, now Rinoa thinks I'm gay!" He yells in disbelief.
"Cool! Here's my chance."
Seifer walks in the hall to Rinoa, says two words, gets slapped, and walks back in, "Uhh, lets play mash."
Squall scrambles back to the table, Quistis creeps back from her corner and Seifer slouches back, broken hearted, for him, it's a natural feeling. Without a word they started.
"I call dibs on Rinoa!" Squall attempts at taking Rinoa before Seifer
"Me too!" Seifer began Writing
Squall slaps his forehead, "(This man obviously does not understand the concepts of 'dibs')"
Squall's future
"I got a... (Forces a nine) nine!" Quistis thinks to herself.
Bride:
Rinoa (like hell, I'm Xing it out first)
His former teacher (that's me! I'm so smart!)
Quistis
Lifestyle:
Commander of garden
Body builder
Trepe club member (Unfortunately, his words were, "those idiots, I'm telling you, they made terrible life decision.")
Wedding gift:
A moon stone
'Joining the Trepe's club' certificate
a dumping of Rinoa (score for me!)
Honeymoon:
French kiss (O.K! a girl can dream)
Seifer shows up and who knows what happens!
Rinoa shows up and I get the courage to bitch slap her (Squall- gee, Quistis I didn't know you felt that way!)
What we do on boring days:
Make out
Sleep (Rinoa keeps telling squall to sleep with her I don't know what in the world could be so much fun but squalls keeps telling her she has a nasty mind and follows her in his dorm, if squall likes it than I will too...)
Teach more useless junk about junctioning and crap (the only way he'll talk to me, and tell me 'whatever' after every sentence.
Alright, he's marrying me! Wow, what are the chances! Hehehe, he's gonna be a body builder though he already has a nice body, he's giving me a moonstone, and dumps Rinoa, heehee. (Quistis is too fed up with making stuff how she likes it) and wow! I get a French kiss! AND we sleep! i still don't see in it what Rinoa and squall do.
"(-. ) Quistis," Squall asked after reading it, "Did you just choose whatever the hell you felt like choosing?"
"...yes... (Oh my god! I got out of that one by telling him the inappropriate action! I didn't know I could do that!)"
Rinoa's future
Seifer dazes off thinking about his future plans with Rinoa and gets a 29
"Shit!"
He then accidentally writes bride instead of groom, "We weren't meant to be..."
Groom:
Seifer
Either she's lonely or she comes back to me
Squall (don't want to get beat up by him if he's not part of her future but mark my words! it will suck!)
She will be:
Poor
Still part of those crapholes 'forest owls'
With me
Her job:
A Seifer addict (hm, addict is a very strong word, how about the Almasy club)
My servant
A boat puller
She will live:
In the insane and homeless shelter
In a box
In a giant boot (Raijins in particular)
What she will wear on your wedding night:
Underwear breaches (only)
A gay outfit
a tee shirt that has my picture on it saying I hate squall with 'old printed on the bottom, I go there all the time, it seems the person who owns it ditched it years ago.
"Okay, (cracks fingers) she will marry squall! Damn it! Uhh, me, err Seifer, hehehe, she will be...still part of that craphole the forest owls? Damn them! Her job...a boat puller? Why in hell did I put that one it? Okay, this one has to be good! what was I thinking on this one, aw man, she lives in a box, I was so sure she'd get squall I messed up almost all of them..., I'm leaving it at squall, oh yea what she will wear at her wedding night, underwear breaches! Heeeeell! At least I will be there to see it..."
Rinoa's future
Alright, I'm wrapping this up! She gets married to me right now! We get in bed right now! And Seifer is gone from our lives forever.
"I'm done." Squall reads it out loud and Seifer gets a 'When hell freezes over' look. Quistis sighs, "Squall, you have to get the fact that Rinoa thinks your gay."
"Well I'm telling her to marry me right now.
"You can't tell her!"
"Oh," Squall doesn't' seem so commanding anymore "Do you think I order people around too much?"
"Damn straight!" Seifer shakes his head ashamed.
"If you need a shoulder to cry on, mines is open at all times," Quistis said looking at squall then back to her shoulder
"Thanks, your a real friend, (sniff)" Squall tries shedding a tear, its seems the man just can't cry.
Quistis feels wetness on her opposite shoulder; Seifer was blowing off tears in every direction.
"What is the matter with you?" She says, trying to pry Seifer off.
"I've been waiting for a good place to cry on!" he whines and whimpers.
Quistis rolls her eyes and walks off; Seifer is left in infirmary weeping like crazy.
"Why do people hate me eheheehehee! Waaah! (Sniff) ahahaahah! Waaah!
Squall goes in his dorm he sees Irvine making out with someone , he assumed it was with Selphie again, they never seize to amaze him in the places were they make out, but when he laid on his bed he saw that it was Rinoa!
"Rinoa, why?" He asks mouth open as his eyes wide open.
"Because you're gay!" She yells
"You're gay?" Irvine suddenly came to that realization, "dude, like, lay off the dudes... (Backs up)"
"I told you, I fell on him, you take things too seriously!" Squall argues.
"Well you-"
"I give up!" he grumpily minds his own business taking out his gun blade to polish, but Irvine mistakenly thought he was going to attack and knocked him out with a chair. Rinoa runs out and Irvine follows, a few minutes later Quistis finds him and drags him to the infirmary where he wakes up with bandages on his head again. Now he has two scars creating an X on his forehead.
"What Happened?" he asked aloud as he woke up
"(Weeeep) Irvine happened that's what! Waaa! Whaaa!" He continued crying in a corner.
"Who? And who are you, who am I?" he questioned clueless.
Seifer got over his crying all of a sudden, "You are my slave, slave boy! I own you!" he then looks over at Quistis making Squall look too, "Who dat?" he pointed to her as she busily shuffled papers around pointlessly stealing a glance at him every two seconds, now that they were staring at her, She looked back and looked busy again. "She's my wife," Seifer crossed his arms and smirked, "you do anything to make her like you and your chopped liver.
"I believe you are using that phrase incorrectly." Squall points out.
"Shut up, slave!"
Quistis, after hearing this, comes over, "Seifer, What makes you think he's gonna believe he's your slave?" After looking at Squalls clueless expression she faints.
"HOLY CRAP!"
If you haven't guessed by now, squall has amnesia! R&R please!
