Office party

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Ed walked up to the door of Central HQ only to see a sign posted Military personnel only today! Ed opened the door and walked in with Al. Havoc met them at the door, "Hey there Ed! Welcome to the annual Central Christmas office party! Get Mustang drunk enough and he'll do anything!" Ed grinned and pulled out his trusty camera, "this will go down as the day I get good blackmail material on that bastard!" "But brother..." "Don't stop me Al," Ed grinned as he walked in and sat at the table Mustang was at, "Hey Cornel, just start drinking here?" "Yeah. This stuff is good. Try it," He shoved a cup of it in front of Ed. "You know I can't drink yet." "Yeah cuz you're a shrimp!" Ed started his rant, "Who you calling so small he'd get lost if a fat man sat down next to him!" Roy giggle as he downed another ten cups and hiccuped, "Hey mustang, Riza's flirting with you." Roy got up and walked over to her, "Hey baby, wassup?" He grinned as he rubbed her butt. Problem was, he wasn't talking with Riza. It was Havoc. Ed took a quick picture and before anyone knew it havoc was beating the life out of Mustang, "You freaking gay pervert! How dare you violate me like that!" Ed was rolling on the floor doubled over in laughter. As he made Mustang to do even stupider stuff before passing out after singing I'm a little teapot with a lampshade on his head, Ed finished up the film on his camera. "Tomorrow is gonna be a good day Al," Ed grinned and laughed evilly as they left for the night. They were going to come to these parties more often, although Al didn't like the "how many cats can Al hide" game.