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Between Blood n' Keeping


"So, your job is to kind of keep the girls your cousin 'conquered' via pancakes so that he doesn't die by overworking or... oversex?"

Alan was having a really hard time trying to grasp what was going on. First, a portal had opened in front of his house, then two individuals came through it, and now he was engaging in a conversation with them together with Jophiel as the angel had been around for the occasion. Which was fitting considering that one of them was an angel... and one he had already met before, except now a girl and still with a halo.

"That sounds quite insane, and I get it- I had trouble accepting that when I first visited and... it's not that complicated," The mortal guy, Jasper, admitted while the angel beside him that had introduced herself as 'Azazel the Curious Angel' nodded.

It was clear the fellow dude was not hostile because the first thing he did was asking for directions, plus, there was a genuine lack of potential power in him which made him less of a threat and more a potential nuisance. The same couldn't be said about Azazel herself as, despite the many differences between her and this dimension's counterpart, the female Angel was actually as strong if not stronger than the fallen angel that had trained Alan.

"There's roughly twenty-seven... no, thirty-four pages on just Lucifer, with a couple hundred regarding the rest of the 'harem'," The short-haired girl with blue eyes and a mostly white outfit added with a nod. "But it's all written in an affordable character-size."

Which no one could really read well from a first glance the Luck Demon gave to that. Alan couldn't help but perceive a degree of corruption with the angel already, but where that would normally worry him, he also noticed how the corruption of this Azazel was also somewhat 'influenced' by Jasper's presence as she seemed to 'tone down' when he was there. It was visible how her unease was relieved when he spoke and she spoke too.

Affection? It seemed almost one-sided but there was some reciprocity to it by what Alan could feel by digging down into their bond through magic means. Azazel seemed to not notice- either that or she was distracted by the effort of writing notes while Jasper looked quite clueless about it.

"So, the reason why you ended up passing here was because... you made the wrong portal?"

Jasper sighed tiredly. "We were trying to get a portal that led to a good friend of ours that lives in a banished realm. The thing is that normal portals work one-way and we had to use a specific new spell to get this portal to work both ways."

That sounded incredibly-

"That's... quite messy. Still, you should really be careful with space-time portals, those can lead you both to nasty places that can easily overrun some powerful being," Alan pointed out. "So, you are going to keep trying regardless of that?"

"We kind of promised her we would find a way to either visit her or get her out of there," Jasper admitted, sounding quite serious. "Think of it this way: chick has been stuck in that prison dimension for centuries now and in complete isolation. The only reason she hasn't lost her mind is because she has ways to interact with her original dimension for brief moments and she used those times to either talk with people or piss off the one that imprisoned her in the first place."

That sounded a lot like what happened to Alastor. To a degree. It wasn't like Uncle Al got isolated from the rest of the world, but he was pretty much unable to check the human world due to his tie with Furfur. And while one would make the case that Hell wasn't so terrible, it is also true he had no one to trust for a very long time and his relationships around the big shots in this demonic realm were dictated by respect and power, not genuine friendship. Well, beyond Rosie that is...

But where Jasper's reasoning made some legitimate sense, Azazel's reasons that drove her to look into it were surprisingly more... 'materialistic'.

"It is imperative we reach her so she can provide me with an in-depth expansion on my knowledge over coitus between the divines and the mortals!"

It took Alan a moment too much to realize what she was talking about, and Jophiel quickly understood what her fellow Angel was talking about.

"You seek to... to closely approach mortals? Humans?" The beautiful entity inquired with a hopeful tone. "I am someone that is looking into this matter too."

"Is that so? Are you a fellow researcher of... angel on human mating prospects?" Azazel inquired, causing Jophiel to further get worked up by this.

"Y-Yes. Sorta- I wouldn't say that isn't the main goal but... do you have any details that you would be willing to spare?"

"I have plenty!" The Curious Angel proclaimed in renewed eagerness, retrieving a very thick and very note-packed book that was titled 'How to understand Humans and their attractiveness Vol.1 Version C+D'. "Dozens of material that I studied from, plus personal notes, plus interviews with Demons that have explored the concept of human-mating and provided a mostly objective take on this notion."

"Azzie, do you understand that Modeus is everything but objective when it comes to lustful stuff?"

If this 'Modeus' was actually Asmodeus, then it would make sense that they would be the embodiment of lust and passion, neither of which could be, in their fine states, objective.

"But the details, the terms and... the positions~!"

"No, no, and no," Jasper replied, but it was clear to anyone, even those among the densest morons in existence, that the Angel was smitten to him to an intense degree.

And what really made it worse to Alan was how hooked Jophiel was about this whole situation. It was clear that this sort of interaction, albeit as brief as it was, was definitely going to seriously impact their relationship.

And from the way Molly was smiling once she was done talking in private with Jophiel, Alan knew things were only going to get spicier from that moment onward.


AN

Someone mentioned making X-over oneshots and I am fine with that. This one in particular is from an upcoming story I have in my snippet archive in QQ called 'Hellkeepers'. The Protagonist, Jasper, is the Taker's cousin and pretty much the 'brain' of the duo as he helps his cousin keep things afloat considering the now many mouths to satisfy with food, water and other stuff. Of course the entire Harem isn't fucking the guy, but he still has to thin out his free time to make ends met with the duties he has with them.

P.S. I now have a discord server! Discord .gg/ceBMM2Zz6c

REVIEW Q&A!

Coldblue2015:
1) Yes;
2) Very likely;
3) Nope, but something of a scandalous matter will occur which will make Jophiel closer to Alan;
4) Soon, and no. Mild attraction, but no drive to go for it. She will not go for the incestuous path;
5) The tournment is already over at this time, but he will fight a few big issues very soon and get the attention of a fellow foreigner.

Chevrolet Impala: That's definitely happening.

Aharoo Yahalue: Maybe. It's possible because Preaching Demon will soon be over, so I can make some publicity for it.