Ed's Experiment

Disclaimer: Don't do drugs.

Ed walked into an alley in east city hearing a guy call him. "Hey kid, wanna try some magic seed?" "Magic seed?" "Yeah it'll make all your dreams come true." "It will?" "Yeah. You want some?" "Yeah sure!" The man shoved a lit joint into ed's mouth. After Ed had smoked the whole thing, he staggered out of the alley and back to HQ. He walked in and spoke with slurred speech, "Announcing the arrival of King Niblit the third! Kerplunk kerplunk whoops where's my thribble!" He proceeded to make his way to Mustang's office. He stormed in, "I'd like to tell you what I really think of you Jackass!" "Ed, are you ok?" " I think you are an arrogant, selfish bastard and the biggest wienerhead I've ever met. But I am so turned on by you! I love you to death!" "Ed, did you smoke the magic seed?" "Yeah." Mustang proceeded to pick ed up and take him to his home to sober him up. Hell was gonna break loose the next morning with the hangover Ed would have.

A/n: sorry, I wanted to make it longer, but I would have died laughing if I continued.