Wal-mart

Disclaimer: Such is the crack of the Wal-mart coughslavecough Associate.

Ed looked up at the bright lights before him as Roy walked towards the building in the darkness. Al stood besides him and stared as well. "Brother, what is this place?" "I don't know, but it looks like a grocery store called 'Wal-mart Supercenter.' "I wonder why Mustang insisted on bringing us with him." "Simple. I need you to help me push my carts back to my car when I'm done," Roy interjected. "You evil bastard." "Now now Ed, don't cry. You'll get a sticker for helping me," He grinned at the irritated teen. "WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" "When you go in, the man will give you a smiley sticker for coming in to help me out." Ed walked in with Mustang and an old guy named pete looked at them, "ah hello today Mr. Mustang. Who's this young whippersnapper?" "This is Ed. He volunteered to help me with my groceries." "Ah, yes, He should get a sticker," Pete said and put a sticker on Ed's Forehead as he mumbles how he was gonna kill the cornel when he got outside. Roy grinned Evily, "Well, we best get started. I've got a lot to get." "You enjoy yourself Mr. Mustang," Pete smiled as the trio walked off. "Ed don't get lost in such a big store now," Mustang said as he grabbed a cart and walked off with a fuming Ed and Al walked behind them. Roy picked up his usual list of supplies- Band-aids for the gunshot wounds, boxers for him to leave lying around after bringing a woman, or more usually, Ed home and taking them to bed, and protection, because he knew he needed it. As he walked over by Ed who had gone off to the book area, the boy was deeply involved in reading a book on alchemic theories when he was interrupted by Al, who was carrying a kitten, "Brother! Look! They have kittens!" ed looked at Al as he help the kitten and back at the book, "No." "But why not?" "Because we can't take care of it." "But winry could!" "No Al. That's my final answer! Now go put it back." Al cried as he walked away with the kitten. He walked over to the blond, "Now, Ed, you know your brother wants a kitten. Why don't you let him have one?" "I'm doing it for the kitten's sake y'know." "Whatever. You can explain tonight." "Whatever." Ed put the book up and walked into the food section with Mustang. As he loaded his cart up with the essentials, He grabbed a few items he didn't usually see like whipped cream and bananas. Since when does that Bastard eat that stuff? After Mustang had done his damage he walked over to a checkout line and looked at the young lady behind the counter, "well, hello there," He said very sexy-ish and looked at her name tag, "Miss Alison." "Hello there Cornel Mustang. Enjoy yourself today?" Ed rolled his eyes as Roy and the cashier talked and flirted until she hit the magic button that would drive him off like it always did. The total button. "And your total comes to $498.25." "What the hell did you buy?" Ed asked looking at mustang as He sat there with three full carts. H groaned and paid up as he pushed his stuff out to the car with Ed and Al helping. Once outside, Ed looked at him, "Y'know, Ill have to come shopping here more often with you," Ed grinned as Mustang rolled his eyes. He wasn't going to hear the end of this.