Super! Thanks for asking!
Disclaimer: Nothing in here is mine. This is a crack fic inspired by SesshOTR's "Big gay Roy feels Super!" video so guess the song in here. It actually hurt to write this. Flames will be used to burn the costumes from this fic.
Mustang walked into the Fuhrer's office with his band of toties and looked at him, "Um Fuhrer sir, I'd like to say Happy whatever to you with this special Song just for you." "Well, this is quite a surprise Mustang. Now wow me with your song."
The night before at the bar
Ed looked at Roy as they watched the horses race. Ed was cheering for Old huck, and Roy had his hopes on Wangdoom. They had made a bet with each other before hand, and once it was done, no turning back. As the two horses kept switching places, both were on the edge of their seats. Roy had said if he won, Ed would have to wear a miniskirt in the office for a week. But Ed's was much more sinister.
Back to present time
Roy sat down on the Fuhrer's desk after taking off his coat to reveal a skimpier military outfit and he started singing with Riza playing Piano.
"Bombs are flying, People are dying. Children are crying, Politicians are lying too. Concer is killing, and Texaco's spilling. The Whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?" He batted his eyes at the Fuhrer before a big musical stange seemed to appear in the office and Roy jumped on it and started singing to the music.
"I'm Super! Thanks for asking! All things considered I couldn't be better, I must say! I'm feeling super! No, nothing bugs me! Everything is super when you, Don't you think I look cute in this hat?" By now a crowd was in the room watching Mustang embarrass himself
He skipped to a crippled worker, "I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple, but I just can't fell to bad for you right now! Because I'm feeling so insanely super that even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down!" He jumped back onto the stage where his toties began to sing a chourus behind him, "He's super! Thanks for Asking! All things considered he couldn't be better he must say!" Mustang Joined in again, "I'm SUPER! No nothing bugs me! Everything is super when you, don't you think I look cute in this hat, these little pants, this matching tie they got at Barb's! I'm Super!" The background kicked in, with more singing about how cool it was to be and during the last boast Roy joined in, "When your GAY!"
With that a giant picture of him kissing Jean popped up.
After reviving Bradly and others from the shock of the show, he looked at Mustang, "Lost another bet?"
