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Two Men and a Baby
Chapter 2: Don't trust doctors named after cars
By: Crazyinuyashafangirl
Roy had a meeting he couldn't miss so I called Al to go with me.After waiting forever in the waiting
room it was finally my turn. I was laying on the table and Al was spinning on the doctors chair when he arrived.
My doctor was totally hot! It's a good thing Roy isn't here or he would be jealous and jealous Roy is like angry Roy only 100x worse! He had long blond hair pulled back in a lose ponytail. His eyes were a gorgeous shade of green. The glasses he wore sat on his nose giving him a look that said 'Ha I'm smarter than you are!', but he still looked really young like in his late 20's not like Roy. Hello Ed. I'm Dr. Honda." he said smiling, he had a great smile.
Al stud and gave him the chair which earned him a sexy smile from Dr. Honda. 'He must like tall people' I thought glaring at Al as Dr. Honda was looking at my record.
"It says here that you've getting sick in the morning and gaining weight." he said looking at me I nodded. "Have you had any cravings for strange foods?" he asked.
"Well I've been eating vanilla ice cream with hot sauce, beacon bits, cheese, mustard, chocolate sirup, and saddens." I said licking my lips.
The doctor and Al stared at me "Ummmm... Okay... Well I can't tell you anything intill I seen inside your stomach. You'll have to leave sir" he said looking at Al who just nodded.
The doctor pulled out a strange machine on a cart and plugged it in. Below the cart were bottles of blue almost clear gel. Grabbing one of the bottles the doctor smiled at me and lifted my shirt. He squeezed some gel on my stomach and rubbed it all over. Taking something of the cart he put it on my stomach as well. I shivered as the coolness meet my skin.
"Ed your chart said that you've gained 15 pounds sence you were here last." Dr. Honda said as he moved the cold iteam around my stomach.
"I guess that's why I'm having trouble fitting into my pants".
"Well Ed I've figured it out"
"Great! Now give me something for it and I'll be off!" I said happily
"Ed it's nothing like that!"
"Eh?"
"Ed your..."
In The Waiting Room (Third Person)
"WHAT THE HELL!" rang from one of the rooms loud and clear. "DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A BABY! ARE YOU EVEN A DCOTOR?"
The room became quite and minutes later Ed came out in a daze.
"Ed! Are you okay!" Al asked in a worried tone
"Roy... See Roy... Now!" Ed said running outside
Grabbing Ed Al brought him back in and called Riza seeing as how Ed was in no shaped to drive.
Later In The Car
By now Ed's face had lost all its' color. He sat in the back staring blankly ahead mumbling things about crazy doctors and how Roy would kill him for saying things about his Ed.
Once they got to central Ed got out of the car and ran up the outside steps leaving behind a very shocked Al and Riza.
Ed ran down the hall that lead to Roys office. Once at the door he wasted no time in flinging it open and running inside.
Roy had been sitting behind his desk intill a scertion blong teen bragged in.
Roy stud up and ran to Eds side just as his legs gave way. Dropping to his knees Roy grabbed a hold of Ed.
"Ed! What's wrong!" he asked
"Damn Doctor dosen't know what the hell he's doing" Ed said looking up at Roy with a smile on his face.
What do you mean Ed?" Roy asked
"Maybe he doesn't know I'm a guy!" Ed said pawing it over in his mind. "Maybe..."
Roy realized this was going no were. Picking Ed up he walked over and sat at his desk, with Ed on his lap.
"Totally crazy!" Ed said to himself chulking a bit.
Getting a little annoyed Roy knew he had to shut him up. Leaning for word Roy placed his lips gentle on Ed's. They stayed like that for sometime before the broke apart from lack of air.
Giggling Ed said "Now that's something that won't get me pregnant!"
"Of course you can't Ed! You're a guy!" Roy answered giving him a cocky grin.
"Well tell my doctor that!" Ed was starting to get mad.
Roy just stared at him fro a minute or two. "Your joking right?"\
"The doctor said he wasn't" a newly annoyed Ed said hoping of f of Roy's lap and in to the chair across the desk.
Roy looked at him for a long time before he ran out of the office and came back with an at home pregnancy test.
"What?" Ed asked
"Were getting a second opinion!"
Chapter 2 End
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