CHAP. 2-HAMMER THINGY

Fred Fredburger was walking down a street with his quarter in hand. He then saw Grim and Billy.

"Grim, what came first? The chicken or the egg?" Billy asked Grim.

"The egg! Two different breeds of birds made an egg, and the result was a chicken!" Grim answered.

"Grim, how the heck does that have anything to do with sour cream and cheddar chips? Boy Grim! You get of track too much!" Billy said.

"Shh! Billy, be quiet! It's that Fred Fredburger guy! He's more annoying than you!" Grim said, stealing a newspaper from a monster with many eyes.

He put the paper in front of Billy and him. "Oh, the bowling cyclopses won!" Fred Fredburger said, popping up beside Grim.

"Wha-ahhh! Grim screamed and fell.

Billy looked down, and said,

"I'm gonna' go play dirty!"

Billy grabbed a suit case, opened it, pulled a load of mud out, and rolled around in it.

"I'm a dirty- I'm a dirty boy! I'm a dirty boy!" Billy said, rolling around in the mud.

Fred Fredburger walked across the street, avoiding a hotdog bus, two hamburger cars, and four doughnut trucks! He was now standing in front of a building with a sign that read: Stuff!

"Yes!" Fred Fredburger said.

Later, he was standing at the cash register buying a hammer. He gave the coin to the casher, walked over to a wall and hammered it down while singing,

"Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! YES!"