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Two Men and a baby
Chapter 3: The Answers are in hehe I feel like a talk show host...
By: Crazyinuyashafangirl
30 minutes later
Ed was back to his sciences and was nervously waiting with Roy. Suddenly a bell rung meaning it was time to check the test.
"You check it."
"No you check it."
"You check it."
"No you check it."
"You check it."
"No you check it."
"You check it."
"No you check it."
"You check it."
"Fine!" Roy yelled giving up.
Lifting the cloth they both stared at the test.
"Umm... sorry bout that" Ed said scratching the back of his head as he flipped the test.
They both looked again (dramatic music please!).
"Ummm... does that one mean what I think it means?" Ed asked.
"Uhuh" Roy answered nodding his head.
"So um... now what?" Ed asked.
"Well it is mine right?"
"WHAT THE HELL! NO ROY ITS AL'S! OF COURSE IT'S YOURSE! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS!" Yelled a none too happy Ed.
At first Roy was a little shocked by Ed's out burst, but then he smiled. "You really love me don't you?"
"...N-no!" said a blushing Ed.
Roy got up and placed one hand on each of Ed's arm rests. "What? I couldn't hear you."
"Damn you Roy!" Ed said though clenched teeth as he pulled Roy even closer by his caller. There lips meet in a fiery kiss as all Ed and Roy's happiness melted together. (A/N: HA! In your face Mrs. B.! More description my ass!). Pulling apart they stared into each others eyes.
"Now what?" Ed asked.
"Well. We've got to tell at lest Al and Riza for now. And we need to find out what caused it- "
"Roy! I thought you of all people would have known! When a mommy and daddy or in our case a daddy and a daddy love each other very– "
"Ed! I known that! I mean made you able to have a kid! And also, we need to start the paper work for you to leave. You know maternity leave."
"Oh! Plus a baby shower!" Ed said happily causing Roy to stare "I like free things..." Ed answered smiling sheepishly.
"First thinks first! We need to tell Al and Riza!"
Just then there was a knock at the door.
"Come in" Roy said as he walked back to his chair fixing his tie.
" Um... Sir? Al and I wanted to know if Ed was all right" Riza said as she peeked in.
"Ah! Riza! Is Al with you?" Roy asked.
"Yes sir"
"Well than come on in! Ed and I have something to tell you!" Roy said with a huge smile plastered on his face.
Al and Riza came in and sat on a cough, as Ed moved to stand by the sitting Roy(this is so he seems a little taller!)
"First off Ed and I are living together."
"And?" Al and Riza said at the same time.
"...Um... Okay... And Ed's pregnant!"
Al and Riza just stared at the smiling couple. The they started laughing uncontrolledly.
"What?" Ed asked.
"Ed haha Ed pregnant hahahahahaha!" Riza managed to get out.
"Um... Guys... It's true." This made them stop.
"...Brother?" Al asked.
"Yep I'm gonna be a daddy and so is Roy here!" Ed said patting Roy on the shoulder.
They just stared at them.
"Okay! Al, you go to the libery" Riza started standing up" I'm going to call the military doctor".
"What! What?" Ed asked.
"Well we'll need a doctor to deliver the baby and we need to know the cause" Riza said leaving with Al trailing behind her.
You know what they say Roy" Ed said as he sat on Roy's lap again.
"What's that?" Roy asked.
"Great minds think a like!" Ed answered smiling.
"Yeah or maybe it's a women intuition." Roy said smiling as well.
"Either way we don't have to do anything!" Ed said yawning.
"You should go home and rest."
"Do I have to? Ed asked.
"Your sleeppie!" Roy answered.
"I just need a nap" Ed half said half yawned as he got up and walked to the cough.
"Ed you should go home and sleep not on my couch!" Roy said trying to be styrene but he couldn't help but smile at Ed's cuteness when he curled up into a ball.
"Five minutes okay?" Ed asked as he drifted off to sleep.
Five minutes turned to ten, ten turned to thirty, in till Ed slept the day away.
"Ed...Ed wake up we should head home." Roy said shaking him lightly.
"Hummm? What?" Ed asked opening his eyes slightly.
"Come on sleepie head! Time to go home
This got Ed's atenchen. "What? Why did you let me sleep? I should have been working!" Ed yelled sitting up as fast as he could.
"Well it doesn't matter now. Lets go home" Roy answered calmly as he picked up Ed.
"O-okay" Ed stammered out as he started to calm down.
Roy grabbed a stack of paper off his desk and walked out the door locking it behind him.
"Now were did you park the car?" Roy asked
Ed's eyes widened "OH CRAP! It's still at the doctors!"
Chapter 3 End
Crazy: YAAA! Another one bits the dust!
Sana: Yeah yeah shut up!
Crazy: hands Sana another bag of cheese poofs
Sana: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Crazy: Alright! Done again so please R and R again! Thanks again!
