Crazy: Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but my grandfather died the day after Thanksgiving. He lived with us and I spent all my spare time helping my mom take care of him. In the end he couldn't eat anything only apple sause and pudding. It was really hard on us all. And I meant to update Friday but the doctor gave me more of my medication, Adderall, and he doubled it. I didn't know you couldn't have caffeine with it and I took it with coffee it really messed with me and it did the opposite of what it was suppose to. So sorry again.

Two Men and a Baby

Chapter 5: Is Everyday Gonna Be Like This?

By: Crazyinuchanfangirl

String slightly Roy realized that for the first time in weeks he hadn't been woken up by a barfing Ed. Looking down he realized there was no blond to speak of.

Sitting up Roy rubbed his eyes as the smell of fried potatoes entered his nose. Getting up he fallowed it to find the source.

There Ed stud facing the stove cooking fried potatoes and baby corn. Roy found this the perfect time to give him an early morning scare.

Growling Roy rapped his arms tightly around Eds waste.

Ed let out a high pitched "Ipe!" as he dropped the fork on the stove. Looking up Ed saw Roy grinning that cocky grin. By the look on his face you could tell he was none to happy.

"What the hell Roy do you want me to burn the place down? This place is old do you known how fast it catch on fire?"

Roy, being in a good mood and not wanting to get yelled at, turned Ed around and kissed him roughly on the lips.

"Wha?" Ed asked in a daze.

"Breakfast smells great! How about we go get the car after we eat?" Roy asked

"U? Wha? Oh yeah sounds good. Can you get some plates out?" Ed asked coming back to his senses and forgetting his anger.

Roy grabbed the plates wail Ed went back to cooking.

"Look what you made me do! Your lucky it all didn't burn!"

Roy handed Ed the plates and he put a the not brunt part on them.

They sat down at the table and ate.

"Once we get dressed we can go get the car" Roy said with a mouth full of food.

"Okay " Ed said after swallowing his food "Hey Roy" Ed started as Roy looked up at him "Do you think this is okay for the baby?" he asked pointing to his plate.

"I don't known" Roy said "We'll ask the doctor after Riza finds one"

"Okay!" Ed said as he finished eating.

Roy went into there room and got a set of his and Eds close out, and got dressed. Ed went to the bathroom to brush his teeth , shave (AN: hehe Ed shaving!), wash his face, and put his hair into it's usual brad. Ed went to the bedroom and to the bathroom. Ed got dressed and Roy brushed his teeth shaved, washed his face, and brushed his hair.

Roy left the bathroom just as Ed was leaving the bedroom. Ed fixed Roys buttons as Roy fixed the calor of Eds coat. Ed smiled up at Roy. In return, Roy bent down and pressed his lips to Eds lightly.

"Ready to go?"

"Yeah!" Eds face twisted up "Maybe not!" he said running to the bathroom.

"Here we go again!"

End of Chapter 5

Crazy: Thanks for reading!