Crazy: Seeing as how I lost playing DDR with Melfina and Karaoke Revolution I have to put her in so her she is!
Melfina: YES! FINALLY! Okay so-
Crazy and Sana: -pulls out giant fans- WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK –smack hit-
Melfina: ……that hurt……..
Sana: You no speakie! –hits-
Crazy: On with the story!
Two Men and a Baby
Chapter 6: Roy Meats Dr. Honad!
By: CrazyInuyashaFangirl
After Ed got rid of much of what was in his stomach, they were ready to go.
The doctor's office wasn't more than a few blocks away so they decided to just walk. The fastest way was the main road witch they didn't mind since it had all the best shops (that makes them sound like girls SORRY!). They walked every now and then they would peek into a window, seeing if they sold anything good.
"OH MY GOD!" Ed squealed running up to one of the windows. "Roy look at that!" he said pointing. Roy gazed in a the shop and was surprised that he too could have squealed at the sight (Just go along with it --;;;;)! In side was a beautiful crib, changing table and rocker all in white with emerald lining.
"Isn't it adorable?" Ed asked clapping his hands together.
"Yeah. I'd be perfect for our little boy" Roy said turning to Ed.
"Yeah-! Hey! What do you mean little boy?"
"I mean that the Mustang name is as strong and as noble as it is because we have always had boys" Roy said smiling (Melfina: WARNING: Sorry, Roy is having a bit of an Armstrong moment again sorry! Crazy: You're not aloud to talk –SMACKS-! BACK TO THE STORY!).
"Well most Erick's are girls. It was a strange thing that my mom had two boys. Anytime family came over all our Aunts would pinch our checks and our girl cousins would make us play house and wear dresses" Ed said tapping his finger on his check as he thought of the memory.
Roy couldn't help but laugh at his own thought: Ed in a pink dress with his hair up in two curly pigtails with bright pink cheeks.
"What are you laughing at?" Ed asked clinching his fist.
"Nothing" Roy managed to answer through his fits of giggles.
"Edward!" someone call causing Roy to stop giggling and Ed to look.
"Dr. Honda! How are you?" Ed asked.
"Good. Oh! Is this the baby's other daddy?" He asked.
"Why yes it is! This is Roy Mustang!" Ed said happily.
"Nice to meat you" Dr. Honda said giving on of his breath taking smiles as he stretched out his hand.
"Same here" Roy said shaking his hand
"Doctor…umm.. I'm sorry about what I said about your mother…" Ed said looking down.
"Its okay Edward I known you were confused." Again with the smile all off a sudden the doctors pocket started to vibrate. "Sorry I have to take that Nice talking to you Edward you to Roy." And with that the doctor was gone.
"Isn't he nice?" Ed asked looking at Roy.
"I don't like him" Roy said plainly.
"Why?" Ed asked again.
"I just don't okay?"
Ed studied Roy's face for a minute before he started laughing causing Roy to stare.
"What?"
"Do I see the green eyed monster rearing his ugly head?" Ed asked in a teasing way causing Roy to get flustered.
"Wha- NO!" Roy yelled.
"Okay Roy I believe you" Ed said rolling his eyes "Come on we need to get the car".
"Why do I have a feeling that you don't believe me?" Roy asked fallowing Ed.
"Just come on!" Ed yelled at him
End of Chapter 6
(But keep reading For Dr. Hondas Story!)
Crazy: As a bonus here is the truth about Dr. Honda! I call it "The Truth about Dr. Honda"!
Sana: How original
Crazy: SHUT UP!
Melfina:……help……
Crazy: NO SPEAKIE! Anyway! Sorry I haven't updated in a long long time! I've had a lot to do! Plus my moms sick and might have cancer so yeah….. But the Steelers won the Supper Bowl! YEAH! I went out after they won to get the shirt, I was up till 1:00 am and I had school the next day--;;;;;! Any way! What was I talking about?
Sana: The truth about Dr. Honda
Crazy: Oh yeah! Here it is:
The truth is Dr. Honda is a metro sexual. Also he is a happily married man. His wife's name is Miki, they were childhood friends and high school sweet hearts. Miki has brown hair and blue eyes. She's a lawyer….did I mention she's 3"5'?...
So there it is!
Sana: Are you kidding me?
Crazy: NOPE!
-beep beep beep-
Melfina:…..911? help…..
Sana: NO SPEAKIE! –smack!-
Melfina: ow?...
Crazy: Well! That's all for now! Next time Ed will be farther along! LUB YA! Keep reading and reviewing!
Sana: Bye –waves-
Melfina: …..bye
-SMACK (x2)!-
