Crazy: Hello! Meh ish updating!

Sana: kinda figured that one out already.

Crazy: Really? How?

Sana: Question. How are you able to even work a computer?

Crazy: I don't know but I don't do it well!

Sana: Figures.

Crazy: Guess what!

Sana: What?

Crazy: My birthdays coming up!

Sana: Congratulations another year with out falling in your soup

Crazy: Hey thanks! Hey where's Melfina?

-groan-

-looks down-

-Sees Melfina laying in a pool of red sticky junk-

Sana: Oh my God!

Crazy: Okay who gave Melfina Code Red!

Two Men and a Baby

Chapter 7: Fetish of The Week: Young Pregnant Boys

By: CrazyInuyashaFangirl

Ed had started to show. There was no getting around it he had gotten huge! It wasn't his fault. It was all Roy's, or at least that's what he yelled every night from the coach wail eating a carton of ice-cream, this was before he kicked him out of the room saying that if Roy ever touched him again he would personally rip dick off. But Ed did make up the next morning by making Roy breakfast, but with his lack of cooking skills it turned out to be an even worse punishment than the couch.

Riza was taking forever to find a good military doctor, so for the sake of his back and stomach, Roy took over. It only took him a week.

"Ed, sweetie I found a doctor" Roy announced once Ed stepped in to his office.

"That's great! But you know, I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A DOCTOR IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A HORN-DOG AND STUK TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BED!" Ed yelled angrily.

Roy cringed at the loudness of Ed's voice.

Ed's eyes widened "Oh Roy I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell!" Ed said running up to him and hugged him. "I'm so so so sorry!" He continued with tears welling up in his eyes as he started to kiss Roy's forehead repeatedly.

Sighing Roy picked Ed up and cradled him in his arm "There's nothing to be sorry about Ed. But you really shouldn't yell so much, its not good for the baby" he said rocking him slightly.

"I know" Ed said snuggling in closer to Roy's chest "I just can't help it" he finished as he started to sob softly. "I mean just look at me! I'm as big as a beach ball, moody, and look my boots don't mach!" Ed wined as he pointed at his feet "No one can possible think I'm hot anymore!"

Roy chuckled and kissed Ed on his nose lightly "I think your adorable! Your not that big (MAHAHAHAHA -choke-……..YET!). Besides that "beach ball" is our baby, its goanna grow get older and make us proud and very happy parents, and I know I sound really corny but I just can't help it!"

Ed stared at him for a moment before he folded his arms across his chess and mumbled something.

"What?"

This time Ed yelled it "I said "PERVERT! Of course you would think I'm "adorable" you've got one weird fetish: Young pregnant boys! And I'm HUGE!"

"That's it!" Roy yelled before he leaned down and placed his lips against Ed's for the first time for what seamed like years. That did the trick. Silence! But it didn't last long. Damn his need for air! Panting Roy said "Yep pregnant young boys just reb my engine!"

Ed just stared at him (again) "Pervert…."

"Yeah but I'm your pervert"

"Sorry to interrupt but the doctor has be told your…..situation." Riza said from the door.

Blushing Ed tried to get up but Roy wouldn't let him. "Okay, we'll be right there" Roy said calmly.

"Yes Mrs. Perver- Er Mustang" Riza stammered before running out the door.

Roy couldn't hold it back: He laughed as loud as he could causing Ed to shake, but it didn't matter cuz Ed was laughing too.

"Okay Ed" Roy started placing Ed on the ground "Lets go"

"After you Mr. Pervert"

Chapter 7 End

Crazy: Hey! Did you like it?

Sana: ….beach ball…….

Crazy: Yaaaaaaa! I knew you'd like it!

Melfina: -jumps around- I HAVE A.D.D!

Sana: damn who ever gave her pop

Crazy: Okay you get the money in the tux and I'll get the light bulb and the tutu, deal?

Sana: Why did I always have to get the Monkey?

Crazy: Cuz you known JAKE (the monkey)likes you best! See you guys and R and R!

Sana: Yeah! You guys are getting lazy out there!

Melfina: A.D.D. A.D.D. A.D.D.!

P.S. Any spelling mistakes….. DEAL WITH THEM! It's 2:30 a.m.!