Crazy: Yeah! It's my dads birthday so I decided to update (Not like he really cares that I updated...)!
Sana: Happy B-day Gary!
Melfina: -jumps out of giant pie- Its apple— I mean HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Sana: Did you know she stole my Code Red?
Crazy: ...Really? Who would do that?
Sana: I don't known but when I get a hould of them they are so dead! DEAD!
Crazy: -Inches away- don't you think that's a bit harsh? -inch- I mean its no big deal... right.
Sana: NO BIG DEAL! It took forever to calm her down and she's still not total back to normal, corse she never was, I had that monkey past rental hours and it cost me even more money!
Crazy: I'm shore who ever did it didn't mean for all this to happen... -inch inch-
Sana: -stare- your acting strange... IT WAS YOU
Crazy: -RUNS-
Sana: GET BACK HERE!
Melfina: -picks up some of pie filling and eats it- no wait its peach...ITS SOOOO GOOD!
Two Men and a Baby
Chapter 8: Shortie-mc-short-short
By: CrazyInuyashaFangirl
The doctors office was like any other the only thing that was off was the doctor himself. His smile was bright and he seamed friendly enough. What was off about him was his height, he was 4'6". Yes 4'6".
"Hello!" he said smiling even brighter "Have a seat" he finished motioning to the seats.
"...Hello" Ed said sitting down.
"Hello" Roy said returning the smile whale nodding.
"I'm Dr. Chikai" he said taking a seat behind his desk
"Well Mr. Elric" The doctor said studying the papers in font of him "Do you know how long you've been pageant?" he asked
"Not really, ummmm...one month?" Ed more so asked than said.
"The doctor you saw before, a Dr. Honda, said that you were showing signs of your first month as well as you third. We'll run some tests to day and find out okay?"
"Okay!" Ed said now smiling.
-Boring stuff boring stuff bla bla bla hours later-
Dr. Chikai sat behind his desk again with Ed and Roy in there's.
"Well, your two months along." He started.
"Wow. See what happens when you take so long to choose a doctor?" Ed asked pointing at Roy
"It wasn't my fault it was Rizas!"
"Anyway. There is something else. Because you are a man you're going to have a shorter—"
"Noooooo! My baby's gonna be short!" Ed yelled hi hands going to his head.
"Ed doesn't like the "S" word" Ed said to the doctor.
"Oh! Mrs. Elric— er MR" the doctor started
"Great now not only is my baby gonna be short but now I'M A LADY!"
"MR. Elric I'm not saying your child is going to be short I'm saying you wont be pageant as long."
"Oh!" He said blushing
"It will be about six months long. Also your cravings are going to be a lot worse than 'Vanilla ice cream with hot sauce, beacon bits, cheese, mustard, chocolate sirup, and saddens' and you'll has some really bad mood swings as well as a constant need to clean..."
"Oh great!" Roy said resting his head in his hands.
End of Chapter 8
Crazy: Did you like it?
Sana: GET BACK HERE!
Crazy: I'm on da lamb! Don't try to find me! Please R and R!
Sana: Your so DEAD!
Melfina: You known what else is good? Doughnuts!
