Leave a message at the beep....ff7 style By Scitzo and Psyco
Disclaimer: Scitzo- I don't own anything FF7 (falls on knees and prays for evil ninja lawyers to go away.)
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Yuffie
Hello! You have reached Yuffie Materia Hunter Extraordinaire! Leave a message at the beep. (BEEP)
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(Sephiroth). YUFFIE! YOU LITTLE BRAT YOU HAD BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY MATERIA RIGHT NOW!! YOU LITTLE BRAT I SWEAR YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Nanaki please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you... Oh and if this is a telemarketer...FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT INTERESTED IN BUYING BAGS OF EXTRA-LARGE BREED CAT FOOD!....(sigh) have a nice day! (BEEP)
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Cid
You have reached, Cid I am probably tunin' up Tiny Bronco which is a hella lot more important than talkin to you. Leave a message at the beep. (BEEP)
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Hey Cid! It's Barrett! Pick up the F#$ING phone! I need to know if we are still on for tonight its bikini night at Bar del Sol....
(Cid runs in and picks up phone)
Hello! Barrett! Yeah we're still on 7:30 to 11:00 right. And SHHHH! The way you yell! Shera'll hear ya. Oh sh# here she comes!
(Shera comes in back door)
Hey Cid who are you talking to....
(Cid fakes phone conversation)
NO! FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT MAKO-POWERED PHONE SERVICE!!
(Barrett is confused) (Barrett asks if Cid is high) (Barrett says four letter words)
(Shera leaves)
Sorry bout that Barrett Shera came in... yeah I'll seeya then bye
Reeve a.k.a Cait Sith
Hello you have reached Cait Sith, to have your fortune read press 1, to hear my theme song press 2, to schedule an appearance at a birthday party press 3, 48 hour advance notice please. (BEEP)
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WHERE'S MY PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N please R&R be gentle.
