Leave a message at the beep...ff7 style By Scitzo and Psyco
Disclaimer: Scitzo- I don't own anything FF7 or Sea World or any company / brand name/ support group, which might be mentioned in this fic.
P.S I'm trying to get my brain back in to writing mode so bear with me... depression is hard to recover from.
Zack
Hello! This is Zack 1st class SOLDIER, Leave a message at the beep and have a nice day! Oh… and if this is Cloud I WANT MY SWORD BACK NOW! (BEEP)
(1 message)
Umm…Zack this is Cloud. How can you have an answering machine if you're dead? And you can't have your sword back because you're DEAD! Finders keepers! Wait a minute! If you're dead and you made this then that means that Aeris… (Click)
Pricilla
Hi! This is Pricilla I'm playing with Mr. Dolphin; leave a message at the beep… CLOUD I LUV YOU! CALL ME!
(2 messages)
Miss Pricilla this is Sea World I'm afraid we need our dolphin back now. You can't ransom it forever.
UMMM…. Pricilla that's kinda creepy. Stop calling me!
Aeris
Hello! You've reached Aeris Gainsborough; leave a message after the beep, although it might be a while before I can get back to you (BEEP)
(1 message)
OH MY GOD AERIS! I finally found you! Please call me! And tell me where you are! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T DEAD I JUST KNEW IT!
(Someone picks up the phone)
Hello Mr. Strife this is professor Hojo. I was wondering if you would to like take part in my study.
(Cloud starts crying and hangs up phone)
Elena
Hello! This is Elena I'm at work right now. Leave a message at the beep. Tseng I swear it wasn't me that tapped your phone! Call me! (BEEP)
(3 messages)
Rude:………………..
Hey Elena? This is Reno I'm sorry but you seriously need to get a life.
Hi this is Rufus maybe its time you took a vacation?
Shera
Hello, this is Shera. Leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you.
Cid: Shera hurry up and get me tea!
CID I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! GET YOUR OWN GODAMN TEA!
Have a nice day! (BEEP)
(No messages)
Tifa
Hey! This is Tifa! Leave a message at the beep and have a good day! (Sniff) Cloud if you can hear me Aeris isn't the only woman in the world! Please! Please! Please! Call Me!
(1 message)
Tifa! This is Johnny! I though you liked me! NOT cloud. WAAAAH (crying) (Click)
Reno
Wazz up! This issss dominoes. May I take your orderrr?
Elena: Reno! How many times have I told you not to make your message when you're wasted!
Do you want fries with that? (thud) (BEEP)
(2 messages)
This is Rufus. Reno if you want to keep your job you need help. I'm calling AA right Now!
YAY! I've FINALLY reached Dominos! HEY awwWW MAN! And Dominos doesn't sell fries YOU STUPID HEAD!
A/N: Ok I think I've written all I can on this one (on account of lack of characters) maybe more that's if I get more ideas. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and gave me ideas! Please review! Oh! And thanks to authors: Anonymous Laughter and Devil Seifer and my friend my Britnee for supporting me!
