Ok so there seems to be a little confusion the story takes place mid season 5 just so everybody knows please review!
Chapter 2
(Scenery opens with Luke at the Police Office in New York)
Luke: Uh, I got
a call from a Jess Mariano
Officer: Oh, yeah. I remember him.
Right this way
Luke: You put him in a holding cell
Officer:
That is normally where criminals go
Luke: He couldn't of done
anything that bad. He is a good kid, just a little miss guided at
times, that's all
Officer: He's 21 right?
Luke: Technically,
but...
Officer: Than he is an adult who is an idiot
Luke: Hey,
he is a smart kid, I mean guy
Officer: Than he wouldn't have
gotten caught
Luke: Doing what?
Officer: I'll let him tell
you
Luke: What, did he steal some baseballs, or a lawn gnome or
money for a bridge?
Officer: This is New York, not Maybeury.
Luke:
Well, you kind of look like Barney Fiff
Officer: Try me, and
you'll find out there is more than one bullet in my gun (pauses) And
I don't miss
Luke: Uh, yeah
Officer: He wouldn't get picked up
for those things, cause we really don't care
Luke: Did he kill a
guy?
Officer: No
Luke: Then, it can't be but so bad
Officer:
Did I say it was bad?
Luke: Well, you said it wasn't Maybeury, so
I was guessing it wasn't for drinking before 5 or not praying on
Sundays.
Officer: Aren't you a regular Chevy Chase. This explains
your sons behavior
Luke: Oh, he's not my... (see's Jess)
Jess:
Dad, how are you? (hugs him)
Luke: Son? Can I talk to you in
private for a moment?
Jess: Yeah, sure (walk into room)
Luke:
What the hell is going on?
Jess: What, you didn't want to welcome
me with open arms. I thought our hug was quite touching
Luke: One,
why the hell are you here, and two, why do they think I am your dad.
And why are you playing along
Jess: I was never one to disagree
with authority
Luke: Please, that was your goal in life
Jess:
Maybe, I am a changed man
Luke: If you were changed, I wouldn't be
bailing you out. And I don't even know what you did
Jess: Maybe it
the last few minutes I saw the light
Luke: Cut the crap. What is
going on?
Jess: We are here, talking about why...
Luke: Why am
I here?
Jess: You drove here, not me. Tell me why you came
Luke:
Damnit Jess, give me a straight answer
Jess: Ok, this guy stole my
car
Luke: Then why are you here?
Jess: Well, I found my car,
but he had already changed the plates and I didn't have keys so I hot
wired it and well...
Luke: Stole it back?
Jess: Took back what
was mine
Luke: Did you tell them this?
Jess: Yeah, and then
Andy and Opie came in and gave me a nice Sunday Lunch. And Aunt Bee
made pie
Luke: Jess!
Jess: Ok, yeah, but they said "We
hear it all the time. We need a parent or someone to vouch that it
was your car" So, hi dad!
Luke: What?
Jess: Just say,
yeah it was the car. Give them the same make and plate as I did and
we can both say, hello, good bye and not see each other again
Luke:
Or until you get arrested again
Jess: Whichever comes first
Luke:
Good optimism
Jess: You said it
Luke: Well, I can't tell a lie
(officer walks in)
Jess: I love you dad (hugs Luke and
smirks)
Luke: Yeah, son
Jess: I did all this for you (to
officer) I am a good kid. Just see, my mom left me on the street, I
was raised by a gang, and then left to embark upon my life alone.
Until I found this guy, my dad, and we are inseparable
Luke:
(holds back laughter) Yeah, we go to Yankee games together. Those
damn Red Sox
Jess: And don't forget father/son bowling nights. We
are a team
Officer: Sign here and he is free to go
Jess: Good.
We have practice in 1 hour, right Daddy-o
Luke: Yeah, son
Officer:
Ok, your good to go
Jess: Thanks
(Luke and Jess leave)
Luke:
Where do you think you are going?
Jess: To wander the streets
aimlessly
Luke: Nope
Jess: Huh, enlighten me, Kathie Lee
Luke:
You coming with me
Jess: Yeah, right. You know that bowling was
canceled, and it is 8. You need to make it home in time for
Felicity
Luke: That was canceled
Jess: To easy of a
comeback
Luke: You have to come to the diner
Jess: I don't find
that as the "cool spot" anymore, sorry
Luke: I just
saved your sorry ass. You owe me. I am low on staff and I did pay
your bail, so you need to work it off
Jess: Yeah, right (walks
away)
Luke: (runs behind him and grabs his ear) Come on, son
Jess:
God, obviously you didn't get the help you needed while I was
gone
(Luke pulls harder)
Jess: Oww, Oww, stop it. Ok, I'll
come
Luke: Good (pushes him in truck) I am glad we had this talk.
It was a good bonding experience
Jess: Now, maybe we should go
build model airplanes together, and then we can have "the talk"
Luke: Just shut up. Your ego is bruised. But don't worry, you
will enjoy some good clean Stars Hollow fun for awhile
(Jess just
glares out the window, then smiles)
Scene opens at Yale.
Rory is leaving her class, Logan walks up to her)
Logan: Hey Ace
(kisses her)
Rory: Hi Logan
Logan: So, how was class?
Rory:
Great. Best experience of my life
Logan: Really? What
about...
Rory: It's a toss up (laughs)
Logan: So, are we
doing something tonight?
Rory: Oh no. I can't
Logan: What?
Why?
Rory: I have a lot of studying to do
Logan: I'll study
with you
Rory: You, me in my room, at night. I don't think much
studying would happen
Logan: I could teach you a few things
Rory:
A tempting offer, but I'll have to pass
Logan: Ok, I understand
(kisses her) See you tomorrow
Rory: Ok, bye (Logan walks away, guy
walks up)
Guy: So, should I call you Ace, not funny girl
Rory:
(startled) Gezzz, what are you, David Copperfield
Guy: First I was
a clown, now a magician. I am really working my way up the employment
ladder
Rory: Maybe next time you will become Yale's very own palm
reader. You could set up a stand outside
Guy: Hmmm... Tempting. I
might have to think about that. So, was that your boyfriend?
Rory:
So, you ease drop and spy. Two great qualities
Guy: Well, I was
waiting
Rory: For what?
Guy: To borrow your notes
Rory:
What class?
Guy: Whichever
Rory: You want to borrow my notes
for a class you don't even take
Guy: Hey, all information is
useful (laughs)
Rory: Does this work on all the girls?
Guy:
What?
Rory: The "I am so interested in you, so I am going to
follow you around, pull out a few good one liners and then you will
want to jump in bed with me"
Guy: I don't know is it working?
(Laughs)
Rory: I'd say, you could give Alfie a run for his
money
Guy: I'm that good
Rory: And then you end up all
alone
Guy: You're still talking to me, so I can't be but so
bad
Rory: What can I say, I felt sorry for you, Bozo
Guy: Pity
isn't always bad. Actually, I do need your help
Rory: With
what?
Guy: I am not doing too well in my economics class, we have
a test tomorrow, and I was wondering if you could help me out
Rory:
How do you know I take economics?
Guy: I can read (points to
book)
Rory: That is good. I would hate for a clown not to be able
to read
Guy: So, will you help me?
Rory: I barely know you
Guy:
I'm a good guy, see (makes sad face)
Rory: Ok, I'll help you. Meet
me at the library tonight at let's say 7
Guy: Works for me, funny
girl
Rory: Bye, Bozo
