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Chapter 7: Double Vision

It's morning. Timmy is eating enough for an elephant and more. Hikaru is nibbling on a slice of toast while staring at a picture of Yzak. Kira got beat up by Cagalli last night.

"I still don't see why you had to beat me up like that, Cagalli," Kira complained. "Did you really think I would try making a move on Lacus?"

"What was I supposed to think? What exactly were you two doing anyway?"

"Lacus asked me to teach her how to tango."

"Since when could you tango?"

"Remember when I used to have that job at Andrew's Corner?"

"Yeah. Oh! I remember now. You managed to become a last resort understudy."

"Why don't you have it anymore?" Timmy asked his 'so called' uncle.

"An incident with banana cream pies."

Timmy cocked his head to the side at this remark, which was rather difficult for a six year old to understand.

"Never mind, Timmy. You wouldn't want to know what happened," Kira said quickly.

"Yes, I do."

"No, you don't."

"Yes, I do."

"Really. No, you don't."

Timmy just shrugged and went off to play the accordion, seeing as he needed to practice for the next tango lesson.

"What happened?" Hikaru asked, obviously uninterested.

"Flay's other ex, Sai, threw a pie at me when we were substituting a couple of actors who were in the same play. He's been sore at me ever since Flay dumped him for me and we both got fired."

After a few seconds of silence, Cagalli brought up the question that's been bugging her all night.

"What do you see in Yzak?"

Kira nearly choked on his orange juice at the question. Quite personally, I don't see why. Men with silver hair tend to be the most attractive. I mean, we have Haru, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's father...I forget his name. Anyway, Yzak shouldn't be any different. Plus there's the scar. You also have to look at Kenshin and Andrew.

Cagalli thought for a minute before saying, "I should say what does Yzak see in you?"

Hikaru shot Cagalli a dirty look before returning to her slice of toast and picture of Yzak.

"Mommy! Auntie Hikaru! Uncle Kira! Look!" Timmy shouted from the living room. "There's a puppy outside!"

Cagalli stood up and walked into the living room to see exactly what Timmy was so happy about.

"What's the matter, Timmy?"

Cagalli saw Timmy crouched in the doorway stroking and cuddling a golden colored English cocker spaniel. Cagalli nearly died.

"Oh my GOD! He is so freaking cute!" She scooped the canine up into her arms. "I'm gonna hug you, and squeeze you, and call you George!"

"Can we keep him?" Timmy asked.

Cagalli turned around to see Kira and Hikaru staring at her in shock.

"Can we keep him?" Cagalli asked her brother with wide eyes. "Please?"

It was Kira's turn to cock his head to the side at his sister's immature, no, childish behavior.

Tears welled up in Cagalli's eyes.

"Oh, no! You're going to say no, aren't you? How can you deny an animal this adorable?" She held the squirming puppy out in front of Kira. "He is the cutest puppy on the planet! We have to keep him! I won't take no for an answer!"

Kira stared wide-eyed. "But I didn't even say anything."

"Did I ask you to say anything?"

"But you asked me if-"

Kira was cut off by someone walking up towards the front door. She looked exactly like Cagalli. I mean exactly. With blonde hair and amber eyes, they look identical. They were even the same height.

Cagalli turned around to see her look alike and nearly fainted.

"S-she l-l-l-looks like me..." Her voice trailed off.

"Hello," the woman said with a slightly British accent. "I was wondering who that little boy is."

"She looks like me," repeated Cagalli.

Kira scratched the back of his head. "Well it depends on if you're looking for a six year old who can play tango music on an accordion and sings the Banana Boat song."

"And eats pancakes like there's no tomorrow," Hikaru added.

"She looks like me."

"Well, that sounds like the boy I'm looking for. What is his name?" the woman asked.

"Timmy," Kira and Hikaru answered in unison. "Why?"

Timmy looked up with a brilliant smile on his face at the sound of his name. And the woman had an equally brilliant smile on her face. She immediately took the multi talented elementary schoolboy in her arms, laughing and crying at the same time.

"So I take it you're Timmy's mother?" Kira asked.

"She looks like me!"

"We heard you the first time!" Hikaru shouted back. To the woman she said, "You wouldn't happen to have a husband with green eyes and blue hair, would you?"

"Why would it matter?" the Cagalli look alike asked.

Cagalli snapped out of her trance and spoke up.

"Because Timmy was under the impression that I was his mother and that my boyfriend was his father."

"Oh."

"What's your name, anyway?" Hikaru asked, trying to get noticed.

"Helena."

There was a long silence.

"About my question..." Cagalli piped up.

"Oddly enough, my husband does have blue hair."

Cagalli nearly collapsed. All of this trouble was caused by the confusion of a little boy.

I'm going to end it here. I'm out of ideas right now. Sorry about such the long wait. Shutendo's been cursing me. (Don't ask what that means. I've been having more random thoughts than usual.) FYI: Kazumi's got a head cold. Her not feel to good. Leave a review and some suggestions if you have any. ¿Comprehende? I love the character map.