OK, so this is my first fanfic, though it really doesn't count as much. This is just something that I randomly thought of one day( I really need to find something better to do). It's not even that funny, just weird.

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar( or Zuko, sadly), but I do own a box of cookies!

If you give Zuko a cookie

If you give Zuko a cookie,

he will get very mad,

set it on fire,

throw the flaming cookie at you,

shout at you to stop treating him like a baby,

and will storm out of the room muttering that he doesn't like cookies.

Moral of the story: Hope you like burnt cookies.

Yes, I know that was pointless. No offense was meant to any Zuko or cookie supporters out there. No cookies were harmed in the making of this fanfic. Please review, but no flames please! I might make another random chapter ( of sorts) if I get some reviews!