Hi everyone! Thanks to all the people who reviewed! I have decided to make this the officially unofficial food-based Avatar fanfic. So If anyone has any ideas, please let me know!
Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar or the song Yeah Toast by Missy Elliot. If I did own Avatar, I would be in it!
This story is told from Sokka's POV. The stuff in italics is what he thinks and what he says. The stuff not in italics is the song (this is a songfic)
Oh, Man! We have no food left, except bread. But all you can do with bread is make toast! Toast is so blah, I mean, what's the point?
All around the country
and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most?
I
don't wanna brag Idon't wanna boast
so I just tell em I like
toast
I'll just have to find a way to make toast more interesting. I don't want to have to eat those rock-shaped nuts again, hey, that gives me an idea…
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH
TOAST!
I get up in the morning about 6 AM
had a little
jelly had a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
I'm going to put other stuff on the toast! Nuts fall off, so… maybe chopped nuts? Or squashed berries! This is going to be good…
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push
to the dark or the light and then
if it pops too soon press down
again make toast
Umm, mmm, this is great! I wonder, mmm, why I never thought of it before. shoves toast in mouth I love toast!
YEAH TOAST!
UH TOAST!
I can't believe we're out of food again! Umm, I know I didn't eat it all, umm, so I'll tell the others that… uh… the fire nation stole it! Yeah, that will work. "Oh, hey guys! We're out of food again. Can you believe that the fire nation just stole what's left of our food? Yeah, they just walked up and took that big loaf of bread. Oh, you want to know what this is? Well, um, it's toast. After the fire nation stole the bread they toasted a slice and gave it to me… you don't believe me, do you? Well, uh, it's not my fault, yeah, so… Yeah toast!
Did you like it? This own was really weird too. If you liked it, please review, if not, please flame someone else's story, not mine( lol, I don't mind flames, they just have to have a point). I love reviews!
