Title: All Manners a Shiny
Author: Jmaria
Theme:
Romance
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Joss is the
Boss. He owns 'em
Pairing: Jayne Cobb/Kaylee Frye
Words:
165
Summary: Some things aren't worth a trade.
Author's
Notes: Set during 'Our Mrs. Reynolds' - au-ish
All Manners a Shiny
Kaylee was looking at him again, her eyes big and hopeful and Jayne felt a powerful urge to vomit. One word a marriage and little Kaylee was all doe-eyes at the prissified Doc.
"It ain't everyday we get a real-life wedding and I miss out on it," Kaylee pouted.
"Aww, it ain't a real weddin', lil Kaylee. Cap'n'll shake loose a her soon, and then all this weddin' crap'll be tossed out," Jayne grunted.
"Woulda been romantic is all," Kaylee sighed. "Real pretty flowers and a fancy dress. I woulda made a real pretty bridesmaid, if the captain had asked me."
"Flowers and fancy dresses? You -" Jayne chuckled as Kaylee cut him off.
"Just because I got feelings and you don't, it don't give you the right to make fun a me." Kaylee huffed, stomping out of the cargo bay.
"Nobody ever lets me finish, gorramit," Jayne growled. "She's gonna make a beautiful bride for that prissified Core boy one day. lucky hun dun"
