ES21 Crack pairings!
Disclaimer:No, I do not own eyeshield 21!
To begin with, this is an entirely random fanfic which pairs up random eyeshield 21 characters together, so be prepared to see pairings as cracked up as they can be!
I got this idea from a Naruto fanfic I read, it was really funny so, I decided to make one based on eyeshield 21!
-Hiruma X Mamori-
At the field, during training.
Hiruma:Fucking Manager, why don't we head out to the jacuzzi after this? (smirks evilly)
Mamori:(blushes) That again! I remember what you did last time..and Sena-
Hiruma:God, don't you talk about that again!
Mamori:Maybe we shouldn't have done that the last time...(sweatdrops)
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-Hiruma X Sena-
At the lockers...
Hiruma:FUCKING SHRIMP! Get your ass at the showers!
Sena:Showers? but isn't it trainin-
Hiruma:(stares grimly) WHAT? Are you disobeying me?
Sena:Hiruma-san, but you didn't invite the others..
Hiruma:Shut the hell up! We don't need the others for this occasion!
Sena:but-
Hiruma:Geez, you are so persistent, just let it go! (carries a struggling Sena on his shoulder)
Sena:HIRUMA-SAN!
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Hiruma X Rui
Rui is seen riding his motorcycle, along with Hiruma as his pillion rider.
Hiruma:FUCKING SLAVE! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET TO THIS PLACE! (points to a sheet of map) AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A BIKER?
Rui:Gah, Shut the hell up man! I'm just doing this cause you're forcing me to go! And It's not like I 've gone to that..sleazy hotel before either! (pauses for awhile) ...Why are we heading there anyway?
Hiruma:kehehehe... (smirks) Well, you should know soon! (takes out a whip) GO FASTER YOU FUCKING SLAVE! (whips Rui)
Rui:WHAT THE HELL!
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Hiruma X Agon
Agon is located in a hotel, and he has just awoken from his sleep in the morning..
Agon:(wakes up to find a nude Hiruma beside him) WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!
Hiruma:(Wakes up from hearing Agon's yelling) What's with the ruckus right in the middle of a fuc- (notices Agon next to him) YA-HA! Isn't it the fucking Agon! had a nice sleep?
Agon:(grabs Hiruma's shoulder) TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN LAST NIGHT!
Hiruma:Oh that? one of your bitches put an aphrodisiac on ya' drink, but...
Agon:BUT WHAT!
Hiruma:Well, it didn't work.As in, you didn't go to her, but you went to me instead.
Agon:YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT! (weeps on one corner)
Hiruma:(smokes gleefully) I didn't want to, but you were so obstinate! KEHEHEHE!
Agon:Somebody kill me...
Okay that's all for now! If anybody would like to suggest any more random couples, feel free to type it out, but let me remind you this, I won't be updating this as much as the dating sim! So you can expect the next chapter to take quite a while!
