JOKER

"Uh, cuz? Can you get over here? Fast?" asked 625 frantically over the phone.

"Why?" Stitch asked. (Stitch's language is translated into English so we can understand in this story)

"It's really urgent. I might have done something wrong and I need your help!" 625 said.

"We'll be there." Stitch said.

'Now to get rid of the big dummy' 625 thought. 'If he finds out my cousin and the little girl are here, there's no telling what he'll do.'

"Uh, Gantu! The experiment computer activated. There's an activated experiment out there." 625 lied. It was kind of a half-lie. An experiment had been activated, but it had been 3 months ago. Gantu came back from the teleporter and 625 handed him something.

"What's this?" Gantu asked. "A humanoid toiler paper roll?"

"Actually, no. It's my shopping list. We're out of a lot of stuff right now. I was hoping you could go out and get while you catch the experiment." 625 said. That ought to hold him for a while.

"Blitznack." Gantu said, before heading out the door.

"Stitch, why are we here again?" asked Lilo.

"I only know that 625 called and said it was urgent." Said Stitch.

"Well, I hope it's not a trick." Said Lilo.

"My cousin would never trick us. Only Gantu would." Stitch said.

"Okay then…" Lilo said.

Stitch clicked a button to open the door to Gantu's ship and the duo walked in. Suddenly, a pie – attached to a string – seemed to fall from the doorway entrance. It hit Lilo square in the face.

"No tricks, eh?" asked Lilo.

"Guys! I'm glad you're here!" 625 said, rushing towards the door. He cringed when he saw Lilo with the pie on her face.

"You know, that pie really bring out the shade of your eyes. I never knew they were green." 625 said.

"They're brown." Lilo said flatly.

"Oh." 625 said.

"So why did you call us, cousin?" asked Stitch.

"Oh yeah. Gantu's been doing something weird. I saw him working in his lab on something and I saw experiment glows in there. Except, they're not like any other experiment activation glow I've ever seen." Said 625.

"So that's why you called us over?" asked Lilo.

"No, there's more. He's been duping Hamsterviel, and sending him cheap duplicates of real experiments, and making them seem like the real deal. I wanted to get a closer look… and only accidentally activated." 625 said.

"So there's a fake experiment clone out there?" Lilo asked.

"Well, maybe. That one didn't look like any cousin I've ever seen. And I've been through the experiment database twice!" 625 said.

"Maybe it's a new cousin." Stitch said.

"But what does it do? And how does Gantu even have the ability to make duplicates?" asked Lilo.

"That's why I called you over. Can you guys help?" 625 pleaded.