JOKER - chapter five

Stitch and Lilo raced home and bolted through the door. Suddenly, a big bucket of glue and feathers dropped over them. Lilo yelled in surprise. "What is going on?"

"Cousin!" Stitch said.

"You're right. 707 is loose on the island. He's going to prank everyone if we can't stop him!" said Lilo.

"Jumba!" Stitch yelled out.

"Ah, 626 and little girl." Jumba said, and then noticing he was covered in glue and feathers. "Why are dripping with earthling attachment fluid and evil tickling devices? Is it Halloween already? Are you dressed up like bock-bock earth fowls that cross roads?"

"No. It was a prank." Lilo said.

"By red-headed unpleasant girl?" asked Jumba.

"Mertle? No." Lilo said.

"The experiment dubbed 'PJ'?"

"Guess again,"

"I am being giving up." Jumba said, stumped.

"It's Joker." Lilo said.

"Who is Joker?" Jumba asked.

"Cousin!" Stitch said.

"If you are meaning practical joke experiment, didn't you already name him?" Jumba asked.

"It's a different experiment." Lilo said.

"I am only being making one practical joker. Not two." Jumba stated.

"No, it's 707!" Lilo said.

"I have not made any more experiments than 629, I promise!" Jumba said.

"629?" Lilo asked.

"Uh oh. I am in big trouble." Jumba said.

"We'll deal with that one later. But has anything unusual happened today? Practical joke unusual?" asked Lilo.

"Now that you mention it, experiment computer was only playing weird song about chickens. I could not make it stop. It got annoying after a while, and the dancing chickens on screen were getting old, so I turned it off. I am being trying to fix it." Jumba said.

"Dancing chickens?" Lilo asked. "Nevermind, has something happened to Nani or Pleakley at all?"

"Well, Pleakley woke up and found his cleaning arrangements stacked so that it looked like a pose of him doing disco. And older girl found all the cups were holey – someone punched holes in them overnight." Said Jumba.

"Woah! Looks like 707 has been busy." Lilo exclaimed.

"Yes, it would be seeming that way…" Jumba started. Suddenly, a bloodcurdling scream from Pleakley sounded.

"Pleakley!" Stitch yelled, before he, Lilo, and Jumba ran down the stairs. Pleakley was holding Lilo's red dress she normally wore.

"Lilo, what do you have to say for yourself?" Pleakley stated.

"What do you mean?" Lilo asked, confused.

"What do you mean, she says. What do you mean! You threw your bright red clothing into the whites!" Pleakley exclaimed.

"What the--" Lilo said, before staring into the washer. All of the clothes had been died a neon pink! 707 had to be stopped!