The Three Rules of a Shinobi
A/N: I thought of this while reading the Naruto manga. Please R&R. One shot. Short and sweet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters. They solely belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
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The three rules of Shinobi are stated in which... all Shinobi and Kunoichi must follow them. They are the three laws, and the three sins, which shall not be repeated.
Women (Men)...
Money...
Alchohol...
These three words, describe the actions you shall not partake in... any law violated, may lead to the discernment of you having the name Ninja. However...
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Jiraiya walked into Konoha village. He sighed and continued walking.
'I wonder what I'm gonna do today...' He thought quietly to himself.
Jiraiya got something to eat and walked around Konoha for awhile sighing.
Jiraiya was extremely bored.
"Okay... I officially don't know what to do..." Jiraiya said to himself.
Jiraiya walked over to a bar and went in.
His attention perked up when he saw Tsunade.
"What are you doing here?" Jiraiya asked.
"Having a few... drinks..." Tsunade said.
Forty beer bottles were next to her.
"I also played a few... games..." Tsunade commented drunkly.
Tsunade's money was piled next to a bunch of guys in a corner.
"I tried to stop her..." Naruto said.
Jiraiya looked around and he saw a bunch of women.
Jiraiya started twitching and ran over to them...
Tsunade drank and drank, until she vommited on the floor.
Naruto sighed.
"I don't understand these people..." Naruto said to himself.
Within 5 minutes Tsunade was gurgling in her own barf on the floor and Jiraiya was in the middle of two half naked women.
"H-Hey... y-you wanna g-g-gamble?" Tsunade said getting up taking a swig of beer.
Tsunade bet about 1,000$ and lost.
Tsunade kept betting and betting and kept drinking and drinking.
"When will it end?" Naruto said to himself.
Jiraiya was now drinking a bit too with the two girls next to him.
Naruto then looked next to him and saw Kakashi reading Make Out Paradise.
Naruto sighed once more.
Jiraiya was kissing one of the girls and Tsunade fell over with thousands of dollars on the table being raked away by other gamblers.
"The famous sucker..." One said walking away.
She had about 60 beer bottles next to her as she was twitching on the ground.
Kakashi flipped a page in his book.
Jiraiya kept kissing the girls.
Naruto then pulled out a book. He opened it... he sighed once he read it and he looked at the four fine examples, who were not following these three rules of Shinobi.
Naruto's eyes widened a little.
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However... The Three Rules of Shinobi...
Take all the fun out of life!
Enjoy life whenever possible! Even if it means breaking a few rules!
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A/N: Short and sweet. I got this idea somehow. Hehe, well, R&R, sorry if it's really short.
