What A Summer!

Disclaimer: Decided to do this first! I don't own ANYTHING in this fic at all, not even the plotline! The plot belongs to Manechan. Who kindly let me borrow the idea from her mini-comic and of course the characters all belong to JK.

A/N: I swear you have to read this comic…. It's hysterical! Here is the link http:manechan. Anywho I asked her if I could fic it and she said I could….. Here it is, be prepared for madness.

Ded: To Manechan for letting me use the idea!

Anywho on with the fic!

Prologue: End Of Term!

"Now I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you here."

Albus Dumbledore's clear sharp voice rang loudly in the silence of his office. Gathered all around him were his staff with varying looks of disgust, anguish and annoyance. There was a grunt of assent, which the eccentric headmaster took as approval.

"Well as it is now the end of term, I have decided that we all need a major vacation! I have specifically booked a wonderful holiday for all of you….." he noted a few glares being shot his way "Which I'm sure you will enjoy."

There was once again silence, the sort of silence that hurts your ears, until finally a voice spoke up and shattered it.

"Surely you must be kidding Headmaster! This is utterly preposterous! I am not going on some half assed holiday you set up."

From the left another, shriller voice called out "For once I agree with Severus! Albus you've gone too far. You can't take away our free will on where we want to spend our holidays!"

The headmaster took no heed of these complaints and continued.

"Minerva, Severus whilst I appreciate your concerns, you have nothing to worry about. The holiday packages are tailored to your needs." There was an odd mischievous gleam in his eye, which sent a shiver down the faculty's spine.

"And besides" he continued "If you don't go I'll just have to fire you!"

The room erupted into instant chaos with a unanimous cry of "WHAT!"

Albus chuckled evilly, sometimes there were some good points to being the boss. He let off a firecracker from his wand in the effort to settle them down.

"Now, now people there is no need to get riotous."

"But you just threatened to sack us!"

"Merely just a precaution…. You NEED these holidays. Go out and see the world. I'll see you at the airport!"

And before any of them could utter another complaint he swiftly vacated his office and headed into his quarters. Securely warding the door, because as the old saying went 'Hell hath no fury like a Hogwarts Professor scorned.'

Later at the Airport

The Professors formed an uneasy group in the muggle airport. They were not really used to being around this many people. After about a ten minute wait Dumbledore showed up sporting safari gear. A truly traumatizing sight. Behind him Hagrid ambled up with all matter of items that would be considered illegal on most continents.

"Ah nice to see you all turned up…. Er…. Where is Severus? Ah not matter I'll deal with him when we get back."

The staff grumbled, cursing the potions master for escaping.

"Anyway here are your tickets and your packs explaining your destination, which WON'T open until you arrive at the connecting airport. Have a great summer people."

And once again he strode off toward his gate, Hagrid in tow.

"Am I the only one that thinks this is a bad idea" said McGonagall shaking her head.

"Nope!" replied the short form of Professor Flitwick.

And so the (not so) merry band dispersed, not quite sure what was in store for them.

Fin Prologue

A/N: Short and random I know…. But it was just an intro chapter to lead into the story. Coming up next: Escapades in Africa! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!