"Peeyew!" Captain Toad boasted upon farting his way through the Mushroom City while using his Toad toots to blast his way through traffic. "I don't know who has the more sulfur scent: me or this city!"
"Shouldn't you know?" Toadette asked the Brigade Craptain while she herself was letting loose her fungi farts as well since she was going around in her fart powered kart upon drifting on the highway.
Braptain Toad laughed while shaking his rumbling rump that roared out more intense smells. "It's hard for me to focus when I just get too excited by the prospect of having so much fun I do more than mess up a race if you catch my draft!"
